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Arrow Hi folks! - 11-18-2012, 03:31 PM
My name is Alejandro and I live in Serbia!

In my first thread, i just want to tell you guys a few things:

1. First things first, naming someone "Unsaved trash" is a sign of disgust. This way you are insulting every new member that joins. I think that "Unsaved soul" would be better. Your logic proves that everyone outside veteran members are trash. You should really think about my recommendation, as your fellow brother.

2. If you hate Serbs because of lies you were fed, then please keep your hate for yourself. Serbia took part in many wars, be we never forgot our true Creator. Even though Croatia (catholic), and Bosnia (mostly muslim, but also our Bosnian Serbs) borders with Serbia, we stood firm. If you were by any chance told about us, as an satanic and evil people, its wrong. Our fate in The Lord, is undying!

3. Not so long ago, i found some site that sends free bible cd (as free sample) by post, but i lost the link. If by any chance some of you might know about it, then please, send me a message.
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-18-2012, 03:39 PM
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My name is Alejandro and I live in Serbia!

In my first thread, i just want to tell you guys a few things:

1. First things first, naming someone "Unsaved trash" is a sign of disgust. This way you are insulting every new member that joins. I think that "Unsaved soul" would be better. Your logic proves that everyone outside veteran members are trash. You should really think about my recommendation, as your fellow brother.

2. If you hate Serbs because of lies you were fed, then please keep your hate for yourself. Serbia took part in many wars, be we never forgot our true Creator. Even though Croatia (catholic), and Bosnia (mostly muslim, but also our Bosnian Serbs) borders with Serbia, we stood firm. If you were by any chance told about us, as an satanic and evil people, its wrong. Our fate in The Lord, is undying!

3. Not so long ago, i found some site that sends free bible cd (as free sample) by post, but i lost the link. If by any chance some of you might know about it, then please, send me a message.
Why the hate, friend?

We like to keep things peaceable around these here parts and your vitriol is confusing.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-18-2012, 03:39 PM
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Serbia took part in many wars, be we never forgot our true Creator. Even though Croatia (catholic), and Bosnia (mostly muslim, but also our Bosnian Serbs) borders with Serbia, we stood firm...
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll cleanse them from the Earth in the end.

Onward Christian soldiers!

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-18-2012, 03:47 PM
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Why the hate, friend?

We like to keep things peaceable around these here parts and your vitriol is confusing.

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There is no hate in my words, brother Niles.
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-18-2012, 03:47 PM
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1. First things first, naming someone "Unsaved trash" is a sign of disgust.
How can we insult anyone by using an adequate description? You can pretty quickly advance from this state if you have what it takes; unconditional and true love for God and Jesus. And the only way to get there goes via the KJV 1611 Bible. However, it hasn’t started very well for you since you managed to miss 3 out of 3 of the things we asked from you:
  1. Tell us what church you go to?
  2. What is your favorite Bible verse?
  3. How you came to find Jesus?

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If you hate Serbs...bla bla
You will find NO hate on this site

Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-18-2012, 03:51 PM
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There is no hate in my words, brother Niles.
So when you say we are disgusting in our most cherished beliefs that is being generous of spirit?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-19-2012, 06:06 AM
Serbians are scum of the worst kind, without exception. That's my understanding.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-19-2012, 06:47 AM
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Serbians are scum of the worst kind, without exception. That's my understanding.
This is true Pastor. They are little more than gypseys

Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-19-2012, 09:17 AM
Thank you, Pastor, for that video. I have long held the belief that Serbs are animals.

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-19-2012, 03:42 PM
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My name is Alejandro and I live in Serbia!

In my first thread, i just want to tell you guys a few things:

1. First things first, naming someone "Unsaved trash" is a sign of disgust. This way you are insulting every new member that joins. I think that "Unsaved soul" would be better. Your logic proves that everyone outside veteran members are trash. You should really think about my recommendation, as your fellow brother.

2. If you hate Serbs because of lies you were fed, then please keep your hate for yourself. Serbia took part in many wars, be we never forgot our true Creator. Even though Croatia (catholic), and Bosnia (mostly muslim, but also our Bosnian Serbs) borders with Serbia, we stood firm. If you were by any chance told about us, as an satanic and evil people, its wrong. Our fate in The Lord, is undying!

3. Not so long ago, i found some site that sends free bible cd (as free sample) by post, but i lost the link. If by any chance some of you might know about it, then please, send me a message.

Alejandro in SERBIA.. righhhht.. You sound like a beaner to me.. Slobodan Rodriguez?? And please don't tell us how to run OUR church, you Orthodox nitwit. Your icon-worshipping "church" is nothing more than a Slavic Papism.

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Smile Re: Hi folks! - 11-19-2012, 04:53 PM
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Alejandro in SERBIA.. righhhht.. You sound like a beaner to me.. Slobodan Rodriguez?? And please don't tell us how to run OUR church, you Orthodox nitwit. Your icon-worshipping "church" is nothing more than a Slavic Papism.
I was just thinking the same thing, that he sounds more like a beaner. Aren't the serbibeans russian commies with names more like Mikkialahcovic Dumbcovski?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I was just thinking the same thing, that he sounds more like a beaner. Aren't the serbibeans russian commies with names more like Mikkialahcovic Dumbcovski?
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Red face Re: Hi folks! - 11-20-2012, 04:00 PM
I love all the perverts you get on your site. Showing all of God's mistakes. It's a darn shame.

Blasphemers are fun, too. One can just imagine their little backsides burning.

I don't actually read the bible, but I love it anyway. Sometimes I nap with it under my head and I wake up so refreshed and clear about things.

The nuns always said I would do something great one day. I guess signing up here may be it!
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Default Re: Hi folks! - 11-20-2012, 04:05 PM
By the way, bobo is not my real name, but I was inspired watching the National Geographic one day. I love nature and they had this show about these cute little apes called bonobos. What a horny bunch! The females would hit and punch the males until they would 'do it' with them, then start again five minutes later. What torture for the males. The males were shown lying around doing nothing but showing off their little "packages" sticking up in the air!

Well I thought: bonobos appear happy... And i said bonobo? nobobo!

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I love all the perverts you get on your site. Showing all of God's mistakes. It's a darn shame.

Blasphemers are fun, too. One can just imagine their little backsides burning.

I don't actually read the bible, but I love it anyway. Sometimes I nap with it under my head and I wake up so refreshed and clear about things.

The nuns always said I would do something great one day. I guess signing up here may be it!
What's your major malfunction, son? Blasphemers are not "fun"

Mark 3:29 - But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

Luke 12:10 - And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

How can you LOVE the KJV without READING it, unless you are defiling it with your perversions..


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By the way, bobo is not my real name, but I was inspired watching the National Geographic one day. I love nature and they had this show about these cute little apes called bonobos. What a horny bunch! The females would hit and punch the males until they would 'do it' with them, then start again five minutes later. What torture for the males. The males were shown lying around doing nothing but showing off their little "packages" sticking up in the air!

Well I thought: bonobos appear happy... And i said bonobo? nobobo!

So I becane Father bobo.
More like you're a BABOON to me, Papist scum..

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Does your husband know you are on the internets, pretending to be a teenage boy who's got the gay?

Shame on you, pagan slut.

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Does your husband know you are on the internets, pretending to be a teenage boy who's got the gay?

Shame on you, pagan slut.

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2. If you hate Serbs because of lies you were fed, then please keep your hate for yourself. Serbia took part in many wars, be we never forgot our true Creator. Even though Croatia (catholic), and Bosnia (mostly muslim, but also our Bosnian Serbs) borders with Serbia, we stood firm. If you were by any chance told about us, as an satanic and evil people, its wrong. Our fate in The Lord, is undying!
If you're referring to Eastern Orthodoxy, that religion is no more Christian than Catholicism is. The Bible does not tell us to worship gilded paintings; in fact, it says the opposite:

Lev. 26:1: Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up [any] image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I [am] the LORD your God.

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Stop hijacking someone else's introduction thread, Romanist pervert.


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