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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 06:48 PM
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Its absolutely everything, Dr. Niles. Just knowing that we aren't beings that exist only to perish one day, calms me down every time when I am upset. And I've got to say that we are lucky to know what exactly does Lord want's from us. Yet, some people tear Bible's up and burn them.
Well yes, up to a point. But you're forgetting the myriad of worthless scum who spend all eternity writhing in eternal agony for rejecting God's righteous judgement on us.

It's good that you have come to our friendly website to learn what you need to do to avoid this terrible fate!

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 06:58 PM
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Well yes, up to a point. But you're forgetting the myriad of worthless scum who spend all eternity writhing in eternal agony for rejecting God's righteous judgement on us.

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Right on! A lot of sin is present these days, so I guess that most people will end up in hell. I am not happy about that, but its what they deserved. God gave everyone a choice!
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Right on! A lot of sin is present these days, so I guess that most people will end up in hell. I am not happy about that, but its what they deserved. God gave everyone a choice!
Did you know that many people who self identify as Christians actual believe it is all about being so called 'nice' is all you need to do to get to Heaven?



I'm sure there are a lot of so called 'nice' queers but they are definite going to Hell because of their sinful ways, to name but a few.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 07:14 PM
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I'm sure there are a lot of so called 'nice' queers but they are definite going to Hell because of their sinful ways, to name but a few.

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Yes, and this is the main problem of "Christians" in my country. They completely changed the word of God, to fit their views and sinful acts. For people to get to Heaven, they need to accept Jesus as their savior, and of course, follow the word of God. Unfortunately, they don't understand this.
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Yes, and this is the main problem of "Christians" in my country. They completely changed the word of God, to fit their views and sinful acts. For people to get to Heaven, they need to accept Jesus as their savior, and of course, follow the word of God. Unfortunately, they don't understand this.
My research shows the reason for this is simple. People are afraid to stand up for their beliefs

The Bible tells us to kill queers but the liberal fascist elite in control of media and the economy (I'm not calling the joos out as their monopoly on the media and banking is off topic) seems to think otherwise and anyone who stands up for Jesus gets labeled a hater.

Nothing could be further from the truth. I don't want gaysexualist to go to Hell just for making a poor moral choice. They need to know what they do is against God and the will end up in eternal agony.

But unless someone actively tells the gays that they are filth in God's eyes they can never repent.

It's great meet like minded people and that's what makes Landover such a good site to have fellowship with other decent people with, I expect.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 07:25 PM
You are a liar and make Jesus cry boy.

We already have more of you Boznieans that we need here in Iowa. Unless you have somehow made it here already anything you have to say is inconsequential.

However, if you happen to be one of my servants using my home internet connection we need to talk.



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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 07:29 PM
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My research shows the reason for this is simple. People are afraid to stand up for their beliefs

The Bible tells us to kill queers but the liberal fascist elite in control of media and the economy (I'm not calling the joos out as their monopoly on the media and banking is off topic) seems to think otherwise and anyone who stands up for Jesus gets labeled a hater.

Nothing could be further from the truth. I don't want gaysexualist to go to Hell just for making a poor moral choice. They need to know what they do is against God and the will end up in eternal agony.

But unless someone actively tells the gays that they are filth in God's eyes they can never repent.

It's great meet like minded people and that's what makes Landover such a good site to have fellowship with other decent people with, I expect.

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Christians need to organize and make sure that one of them leads every country, but US should be priority, as its one of the largest countries. However even if some Christian wins the election, it would probably be some "lukewarm" Christian, no better then liberals that cause all this disaster, and God told us to beware of false Christians!
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Christians need to organize and make sure that one of them leads every country, but US should be priority, as its one of the largest countries. However even if some Christian wins the election, it would probably be some "lukewarm" Christian, no better then liberals that cause all this disaster, and God told us to beware of false Christians!
Your observation is well taken. When did you first realise that you needed Christ in your life? Did you have a Damascus moment?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 07:41 PM
You claim to know the word of God but you don't read the Bible. Are you autistic?


Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 07:46 PM
Wow, just wow!
How can anyone love Jesus without the proper guidance and firm hands of a Pastor. You can read a Bible until you are blue in the face but unless you have another Godly, True Christian™ judge your actions, you may well find justification for the most heinous of behaviors.
Friend, if you do not have time for Church, what makes you think God has time for you?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 07:49 PM
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Your observation is well taken. When did you first realise that you needed Christ in your life? Did you have a Damascus moment?

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My grandma, which is the only Christian in my family, taught me about some things about Jesus. Then some years later, I decided to find out more about Christianity, and my search led me here.

I realized when I saw what horrible sins my friends have done. Than I finally found out that Satan is real, so knowing that Jesus is there for me, I accepted him, and that was probably the best decision I have made.

The rest of my family are atheists, and its no use talking to them. They never gave me a beating like Christians do to their children, but I guess I ended up fine.
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Wow, just wow!
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Friend, if you do not have time for Church, what makes you think God has time for you?
He also doesn't read the Bible, Brother!

I am sitting here close to manly and heartfelt tears the like of which Jesus Himself shed at the thought of this poor sinner's soul going to Hell (even though he thinks he is a Christian). No matter how many times I see this it still makes me so sad.


Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 08:11 PM
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How can anyone love Jesus without the proper guidance and firm hands of a Pastor. You can read a Bible until you are blue in the face but unless you have another Godly, True Christian™ judge your actions, you may well find justification for the most heinous of behaviors.
Friend, if you do not have time for Church, what makes you think God has time for you?
Sir James Hutchins, looks like you don't know how things work in my country. In churches, you just pray and confess your sins (to which the pastor just says that Lord will guide me, and takes some money for that). We don't have sermons where people can talk with pastors. Churches even became a place for atheists gathering, ONLY FOR THEM TO BE RESPECTED IN PUBLIC! What could I possibly gain by attending church? I can't trust local pastors, so I came here. I thought you would be happy to see believers here.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 08:17 PM
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You claim to know the word of God but you don't read the Bible. Are you autistic?
I know the most important things about God, but I don't know the verses and anything detailed in Bible. I don't know what version is right, so I can't even start studying it.
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You are a liar and make Jesus cry boy.

We already have more of you Boznieans that we need here in Iowa. Unless you have somehow made it here already anything you have to say is inconsequential.

However, if you happen to be one of my servants using my home internet connection we need to talk.
What's wrong with you? I came here willing to learn about Christianity, and you said I am lying. Leave me alone!
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Cool Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 08:44 PM
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Sir James Hutchins, looks like you don't know how things work in my country. In churches, you just pray and confess your sins (to which the pastor just says that Lord will guide me, and takes some money for that). We don't have sermons where people can talk with pastors. Churches even became a place for atheists gathering, ONLY FOR THEM TO BE RESPECTED IN PUBLIC! What could I possibly gain by attending church? I can't trust local pastors, so I came here. I thought you would be happy to see believers here.
Friend, it is not YOUR country, it is Gods!!!!

I know how it works in Gods country. Certainly not the way you people do things. No wonder you exist in a 3rd world place. Have you ever been to Knoxville,? Now that is part of Gods country. You have not seen anything until you have heard a good sermon and see the "Kuntry Bear Jamboree".
Friend, you just think you know (big mistake). Only God knows. He wants us in Church, listening to a Godly Pastor.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 08:48 PM
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I know the most important things about God, but I don't know the verses and anything detailed in Bible. I don't know what version is right, so I can't even start studying it.
Hmm...

So you know how to hit a home run but have no idea what a baseball bat is? Are we along the same lines here?
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 08:52 PM
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Friend, it is not YOUR country, it is Gods!!!!

I know how it works in Gods country. Certainly not the way you people do things. No wonder you exist in a 3rd world place. Have you ever been to Knoxville,? Now that is part of Gods country. You have not seen anything until you have heard a good sermon and see the "Kuntry Bear Jamboree".
Friend, you just think you know (big mistake). Only God knows. He wants us in Church, listening to a Godly Pastor.
There aren't any Godly Pastors, where I live, and it looks like this site is a joke.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 09:00 PM
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There aren't any Godly Pastors, where I live, and it looks like this site is a joke.
You are the joke trying to make a joke out of us. One more snide remark and you shalll be banned to hellfire. Start quoting scripture or say good-bye to your little playground european stink hole.
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Default Re: Hello fellow Christians! - 01-26-2013, 09:02 PM
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You are the joke trying to make a joke out of us. One more snide remark and you shalll be banned to hellfire. Start quoting scripture or say good-bye to your little playground european stink hole.
Go piffle yourself!
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