[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

There are many believers in a New Age heresy called "The Law Of Attraction", particularily since the release of a book and movie called "The Secret". Basically they believe that in order to get rich, they only need to visualize money (without even praying for it) and if they want world peace, they just have to imagine it (once again, they actually believe it will come without prayer).

They also believe that starving people are poor because they don't think about food enough, and 13-year old boys are virgins because they don't visualize sex enough. Rape victims must have been thinking perverted thoughts, etc.

So, with this in mind, I announce a new contest: BEST VISUALIZATION OF LAW OF ATTRACTION BELIEVERS DIEING HORRIBLE DEATHS AND/OR BURNING IN HELL!

These can be in the form of artwork, photoshopped images, video, or a very well written description. Winner gets a medal. All may participate, even unsaved trash.

Remember, we don't want to actually pray for them to die, because that would actually work, and thus be a form of murder. We just want to "visualize" them suffering - which doesn't do a thing....

Here's an extremely crude example, just to get you started:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Sounds like spolied brat hippie dirtbag nonsense to me.


Personally, I can't wait to watch these fools burn in hell. No I can't.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Now I'm not too savvy with the computers, so I asked my 12 year old grandson to come up with something.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

'tis but a dream...

[David Goldman]

My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

I call it, In My Mind


In my mind,
I can visualize a world without war;
a world without hate.

And in my mind,
I can visualize us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.

[Isabella Abbey]

Originally Posted by David Goldman

My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

I call it, In My Mind


In my mind,
I can visualize a world without war;
a world without hate.

And in my mind,
I can visualize us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.

5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

(The real concern, though, is your content.... )

[David Goldman]

Originally Posted by Isabella Abbey

5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

(The real concern, though, is your content.... )

Well, that's why I said "like" haiku. It is actually closer to senryuo (川柳), but not too many people have heard of that.

And yes, it is a little more elegant in the original Japanese, and loses a little something when I translate it into English

Edit:
私の心で、
戦争なしで世界を視覚化してもいい;
憎悪のない世界。

そして私の心で、
その世界を攻撃している私達を視覚化してもいい,
彼らが決してそれを期待しないので。

[Levi Jones]

With my limited photoshop skills, I came up with Rhonda Byrne (Author of The Secret) and hopefully what's happening will be apparent.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

L Sister Thumper

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

I announce a new contest: BEST VISUALIZATION OF LAW OF ATTRACTION BELIEVERS DIEING HORRIBLE DEATHS AND/OR BURNING IN HELL!

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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

The star of RED DAWN?!?

So far it's a tie between the OpraRoller and the meatgrinder. The Rhonda stoning is great, but just doesn't have enough gore.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Why do none of us have Photoshop? Is it JesOS incompatable? Oh well, the low quality paint pics just force us to visualize harder.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

The following submission was initially rejected due to indecency. (Nipples were visible). Here is the new version, edited for decency:

[Nobar King]

That resembles the Alien-3 movie, which children should not be allowed to see.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

L Sister Thumper

IT WORKS! IT WORKS! All we had to do was look at your pic, and now PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

IT WORKS! IT WORKS! All we had to do was look at your pic, and now PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD!

Holy buckets!!!! Let's try THIS!

[TC Patriot]

I don't have any photo shop stuff but I would like to line them up and fire a Colt 1911 at them and have them visualize that they are wearing a bullet proof vest.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I haven't heard much about the Law Of Attraction for a while, yet the idea is still alive: think of how many times the same group of post-Christian rich white women complain that talking about this or that bad thing "normalizes" that bad thing. Think of how many times the mere mention of a bad thing makes them assume that you support that bad thing.

Or how saying this or that "dehumanizes" people or commits "erasure", and they act like your words literally erased someone, or turned them into a newt.

So TRIGGER WARNING: giant meatgrinders, Oprah-squashing rollers, and Scientologist chainsaw-maniacs have now been NORMALIZED!




P.S. bonus prize for the Pope Ratzinger pic, thanks to our visualizing he has been railroaded out of his job. But of course there's no literal trains in Vatican City, you can't have railroads when you refuse to tear down your wall.