[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Speaking of orangutans, isn't it curious that the black-faced apes come from Africa where the black-faced negroes are from, and the yellow-faced orangutans come from Asia, which is where yellow-faced orientals are from?

Isn't it also suspicious that there are no White monkeys? There's black monkeys, yellow moneys, joo monkeys, but no White. It proves that we descend from God, even if you believe in evolution.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Philemon

What about the bonobo's? I like the bonobo's. They are smart and use love (like Jesus) to get things done. Chimps fight.


yiC, Yours in Lies FTFY

Phil

What bonobos do is not "love". Bonobos are like brain-damaged toddlers discovering their private parts who can never learn the real meaning of the word, "private".

[WWJDnow]

Guys, this discussion is getting a bit off track. Bono, the lead singer of the band U-2, isn't black. He's Irish. We already have plenty of threads devoted to what's wrong with Irish people (mostly the problems are that they're Catholic, lazy, and drunken, they talk funny, and they refuse to carry guns even though children are always stealing their breakfast cereal). But there is no question, the Irish are not descended from apes. They're as white as Jesus.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

But there is no question, the Irish are not descended from apes.

Amen. I think we're all in agreement on this. Furthermore, we all agree that the Negro people look, act, sound, and smell like apes but are certainly not descended from them because evolution is an absurd fairy tale that only a shrunken-brained retard could possibly believe. Negroes are descended from other Negroes in a line stretching back to Canaan. The only "evolution" (or devolution in this case) was when God used His divine powers to turn Canaan from a normal white person into a darkie as punishment for whatever Ham did. Checkmate atheists.