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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,122
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold -
10-19-2012, 01:54 PM
Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold
This is to notify citizens of your City's plans for election day.
I've decided it best if we separate the voting times of Republicans and Democrats. That way, folks can chat freely about politics and there will be no complaints. This is how the day is planned:
Republicans will vote from 7 AM to 11AM. Democrats will vote after 11 AM.
To insure a voting opportunity for everyone, chartered buses will be cruising Freehold streets until 11 AM. If you are a Republican, hop on one of these and it will take you directly to a polling place and return you home.
If you are a Democrat, you can vote after 11 AM.
I do want to mention, however, we will not wait forever for you Democrats to show up. Poll workers are paid $9.50 an hour. It is not fair to taxpayers to have poll workers doing next to nothing. I may order polls to close early.
All the best to the wonderful citizens of Freehold. Election Day will be a festive time in our City.
Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold -
10-19-2012, 02:07 PM
Mayor Hold, As in past years, I gather there will be no on street or in lot parking within five miles for anyone under a Gold Tither, correct? The last thing any of us want is some Impala driver bumping against a Bentley.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold -
10-19-2012, 05:30 PM
Your Honor, this seems like a pretty fair and balanced policy. Most demoncrats sleep until noon anyway, so it's actually more convenient to them.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,122
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold -
10-19-2012, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Your Honor, this seems like a pretty fair and balanced policy. Most demoncrats sleep until noon anyway, so it's actually more convenient to them.
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My thinking also, Brother Symth. When you realize Democrats were up all night at Homer Bars, or, atheist poetry readings, it's hard to think they would vote before 11 AM.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
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Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
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Re: Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold -
10-19-2012, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
My thinking also, Brother Symth. When you realize Democrats were up all night at Homer Bars, or, atheist poetry readings, it's hard to think they would vote before 11 AM.
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Mayor Hold, I'd be happy to help and take Democrat votes by telephone. This would be most convenient for the ones too hungover or too weak from the STDs and AIDS to come to the polls.
Strict confidentiality assured as I punch the cards for them.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: Public Notice: Polls May Close Early in Freehold -
10-20-2012, 06:02 AM
We at Second Baptist have teamed up with the inner-city churches in Indianapolis to collect ballots the Sunday before Election Day in church, after helping each voter fill in the correct ovals.
We don't want any voters to be confused!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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