[Pastor Ezekiel]

Oh sweet Jesus how I hate THIS old demon. I pray daily that Jesus prepare a really nasty place for him down in hellfire.

Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Mexico's 'grand warlock' makes 2013 predictions

MEXICO CITY -- Antonio Vazquez is a cherubic 72-year-old with twinkling eyes, a long white beard and a knack for predicting things that don't actually happen.

For more than three decades, Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" has been doing tarot card and horoscope readings to reveal what's in store for the coming year. Among past predictions: Fidel Castro would die in 2008. Germany would win the 2006 World Cup. Barack HUSSEIN Obama would lose to Mitt Romney.

Despite Vazquez's consistently incorrect record of prognostication, dozens of journalists swarmed Mexico City's press club on Friday for the Grand Warlock's latest round of predictions in what has become one of this country's most reliably strange and inexplicably popular New Year's traditions.

On tap for 2013, according to the Grand Warlock: a new war in the Middle East, chaos in Venezuela and a tough year for Obama.

But it's not all bad news. Vazquez said 2013 will be a great year for Mexico, a country that has struggled with drug violence and a slow economy.

"Mexico is going to have a relevant place in the world, economically speaking," he said. "Mexico will place itself as a paradise for investors."

The thick-browed warlock also said there will be a lot less people killed this year in Mexico. According to some statements by the current Mexican administration, at least 70,000 people were slain between 2006 and 2012 as the government of then President Felipe Calderon battled drug traffickers.

After reading some of his dozens of predictions, Vazquez took questions from reporters and said tarot cards showed Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who is battling cancer, will make it to his inauguration but that he will be dead by April.

He also said cards showed him the death of Jenni Rivera, the Latin music superstar who was killed Dec. 8 in a plane crash, was not an accident.

"The plane would not have exploded the way it did if it hadn't been carrying a bomb," he said.

Investigators have not revealed any evidence the plane exploded in the air.

Regardless of his shortcomings, his readings get wide coverage in the local media. And there have been times when he has been spot-on.

In 2006, he predicted Calderon would win the Mexican presidency. Last January, the warlock accurately predicted that the world would not end in December, saying theories of doomsday in 2012 were "big fat lies."

Really? So did everyone in Freehold. No one took that Mayan bullpuckey seriously, but this old beaner gets kudos for pointing out the obvious?

This is the same fool who predicted that Barack HUSSEIN Obama would LOSE THE ELECTION!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I get the impression that if one could identify all the brain power in the world, most of it would be located in Freehold, Iowa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Amen Mr. Mayor! And it riles me to no end that this greasy necromancer gets all the publicity glorifying satan, while my amazing and 100% accurate prophesies go unnoticed by the joo-controlled media.

Maybe if I was a cripple lezbean nigra witch, they'd pay attention!

[Bjorn Jensen]

If there is anything worse than normal wetbacks, it gotta be these redskin wetbacks and their stupid predictions. They are nothing but a bunch of savages, we all know how these Incas likes to rip the beating hearts out of their victims, as seen in Godly Mel Gibson's portrayal of redskin wetback savagery in Apocalypso, thats not something we Christians would do, cause civilized Christians like us prefers to stone our victims instead

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I thought it already had, depending what you were prepared to invest in of course..

(and a nod there from the pope)
Vatican money laundering facility banned?