WEDDING BELLS! - Christian Wedding Forum A seasonal forum hosted by cyber Bridesmaids, Daisy Mae Johnson, Sister Mary Etheldreda and Sister Talitha . Groomly advice is also offered from Best Man, Pastor Zeke! |
|
Woman, but possibly Saved®
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 71
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Council Bluffs, Iowa
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss April
I Couldn't Agree more Brother Mad Prophet Helmhltz I think They Whould Make a Wonderful Couple
|
I like you dear. You are thought- less and empty headed like my girls. You don't seem to have much to say but you do agree a lot and that makes you OK in my book. I'm sure our Godly men like it too. Oh, it's "would". You didn't drop out of home schooling just to land a husband did you?
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bethany Covington
I like you dear. You are thought- less and empty headed like my girls. You don't seem to have much to say but you do agree a lot and that makes you OK in my book. I'm sure our Godly men like it too. Oh, it's "would". You didn't drop out of home schooling just to land a husband did you?
|
Thank you so much Hun I like you Two Its Nice too have a Good Christian Lady here like your self Well I'm Kind of a Little Shy But I really do hope Our Godly Men Think That's alright I was Homeschooled How did you know lol? No I Finished School Last Year But Am Looking For a Good True Christian Husband
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 08:01 PM
And Thanks for telling me about my Word Mistake I do that Sometimes
|
|
Woman, but possibly Saved®
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 71
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Council Bluffs, Iowa
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss April
And Thanks for telling me about my Word Mistake I do that Sometimes
|
Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bethany Covington
Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
|
Aww Why Thank you so much Dear I really Hope so two
|
|
Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bethany Covington
Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss April
Aww Why Thank you so much Dear I really Hope so Two
|
Will you two take your flirting with each other elsewhere?
This isn't a Lezbeean dating site you know
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Talitha
Will you two take your flirting with each other elsewhere?
This isn't a Lezbeean dating site you know
|
Oh my I'm so sorry Sister Talitha If it seemed like that I'm not a lesbian or anything like that I was just trying too be nice
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 33
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-10-2009, 11:23 PM
[QUOTE-- Gross hetrosexual bashing post snipped
I move that Ms "X" or whatever be banned from this forum on the grounds that my children read this forum to learn more about their Savior and that kind of talk in NOT suitable for children to see. Thankfully I was right here and scrolled past it as I can read faster than they can.
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 12:17 AM
Now you're a moderator? That was quick.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King
Now you're a moderator? That was quick.
|
Who Are you talking about Brother Nobar?
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 12:28 AM
I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 12:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King
I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.
|
Nobar, code will confuse her.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King
I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.
|
Yeah Your Right Brother She has no right too say stuff like that
|
|
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
|
|
Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 01:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
|
I beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
I could be persuaded into courting you, Ms. OS, if I can be assured that you will function as a proper True Christian wife and tend to your duties as I command, and not complain. Would it be possible for you to fax me a reference from your father or your closest living male relative?
|
Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.
I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
|
|
The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 05:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS
I beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.
Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.
I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
|
I will glady offer a letter of reference. Sister Victory would make any man a very fine True Christian wife. Heck you can tell by looking at her she is an excellent cook. One time a bunch of us LOL's (Ladies of Landover) were at Mother Glenndies house trying out Cake in a Mug treats (where you put cake batter and frosting in a coffee mug and bake quickly in the micorwave). Sister Victory was sooooo concerned with getting the recipe juuuuust exactly right she made it 10 times until it was perfect to her. Isn't that adorable! I think she even ate a few of Sister Jenny's mugs.
Just imagine how perfecting she would be as a GODLY wife!
|
|
Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 685
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I live in York PA
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 07:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?
Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
|
Yeah Leave Sister Victory and Everybody else Alone She is a True Chrisian lady unlike your unsaved lezbin nego self that burn In a lake a fire lol please just go away nobody wants you here lady
|
|
True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 490
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Freehold Iowa, God's Favorite City!
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-11-2009, 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.
I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
|
I ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.
I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)
I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.
|
|
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
|
|
Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-12-2009, 01:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
I ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.
I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)
I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.
|
I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-12-2009, 03:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS
I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.
|
That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard a woman say. Sister Victory, you are going to make some lucky guy a great wife.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,727
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: How to Land a Good Husband -
06-12-2009, 10:02 AM
After reading through this romantic thread I can only say...
PRAISE SWEET JESUS!
The Lord has blessed two good Christian souls so that they can meet and create a beautiful, Bible-obeying partnership. You have a fine outstanding officer of the law and a....uh....voluptuous.... woman with a real joie d'vivre!
You have praised the Lord all your lives and now surely you two are blessed.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|