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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-07-2012, 04:43 AM

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Evolution is a very slow process!! Some think that the appendix is either a dead organ by evolutionary selection, or maybe it is something that would be useful for our future ancestors.
Well if you are a fish taking a walk on a beach then evolution needs to be a very quick process.

You have serious gaps in your understanding. Luckily for you God gave us the answers in Genesis. You need to read it my friend.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-07-2012, 06:22 AM

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Well if you are a fish taking a walk on a beach then evolution needs to be a very quick process.

You have serious gaps in your understanding. Luckily for you God gave us the answers in Genesis. You need to read it my friend.

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Actually, my understanding has no gaps, it is just hard to fill the gaps in your understanding on the topic.

Take moment and look up the mudskipper fish. It is a fish that "walks" on land. Frogs start out as fish, "tadpoles," as well.

I don't believe it was as simple as a fish walking on land one day. It is a fish like a mudskipper where over time this animal "evolved" to accomplish the task of walking in land easier and more effectively. Eye sight is a better example, there are still animals in earth who "see" through photo sensitive (light sensitive) cells, in our case or in other animals it was more effective and easier for hunting and survival if our eyes worked better than just sensing light. Bats or miles evolved to see through sonar or vibrations since they live primarily in darkness.
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Actually, my understanding has no gaps, it is just hard to fill the gaps in your understanding on the topic.

Take moment and look up the mudskipper fish. It is a fish that "walks" on land. Frogs start out as fish, "tadpoles," as well.

I don't believe it was as simple as a fish walking on land one day. It is a fish like a mudskipper where over time this animal "evolved" to accomplish the task of walking in land easier and more effectively. Eye sight is a better example, there are still animals in earth who "see" through photo sensitive (light sensitive) cells, in our case or in other animals it was more effective and easier for hunting and survival if our eyes worked better than just sensing light. Bats or miles evolved to see through sonar or vibrations since they live primarily in darkness.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-07-2012, 06:31 AM

Wanted to address a few things here:

In terms of speaking about evolution in general, it doesn't really speak about the origin of life. That is a separate subject matter. It simply tries to provide a natural means by which changes between individuals and species can occur. Yes, people have been able to create amino acids and organic compounds that could form a sort of blastula of those organic compounds. Of course, actually formulating life is not a simple process for us if it is possible at all. Life did not come from rocks. Rocks are completely inorganic minerals. However, life could have possibly come from organic materials. It's the process of 'how' that we do not yet know about yet. The Bible does indeed provide an answer in Genesis, however as it cannot be something that's tested or given evidence of, its not something sought in science. Science tends to try to look for a natural means in which something may occur.

The experiment with the cat will always end up the way it did. It's impossible for anything to spontaneously change immediately like that. Such an experiment does nothing to prove or disprove evolution as nothing about evolution would claim that a creature can change in such a fashion immediately. I know that most everyone is willing to believe in biological micro-evolution because that can and has been proven. People are always pointing to biological macro-evolution that is more difficult. Though I agree that there are still things that need to be explained, there is a considerable amount of evidence to show that it is possible. Today, that is aided a fair bit by genetic research.

The description of 'Survival of the Fittest' really isn't that great of a descriptor for evolution either. That tends to imply that only the strong, or most physically capable individual survives. It's better to say that those that are best suited to their environment will survive.

Talking about fish and lungs? Well, there are some fish that actually have lungs. There are many reasons why a creature may try to venture out onto land. As amphibians tend to live in both land and water during one part of life or another, they tell a lot about such reasons. Generally speaking it's usually one of two possibilities. Avoiding predation and searching for food.

I'm in agreement about the Coriolis effect. It's a weak force that generally only affects large things. Hurricanes being a good example of what it 'can' effect. Toilet bowls, not so much...

I will also add another thing about the curvature of the Earth. An easy thing to try to watch. On a nice, clear day, if you look out onto the horizon and watch a ship sail off over the ocean, you can begin to see the ship slowly dip past the horizon. I would suggest trying this simple experiment because it can help show that the surface of the earth must, in fact, be rounded.

That is all to say at the moment. I hope some of this may help. I appreciate the discussion so far.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-07-2012, 06:34 AM

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I'm sorry, frog start out fish-like, swimming in the water instead of being on land, particularly having no legs to walk.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-07-2012, 06:43 AM

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Wanted to address a few things here:

In terms of speaking about evolution in general, it doesn't really speak about the origin of life. That is a separate subject matter. It simply tries to provide a natural means by which changes between individuals and species can occur. Yes, people have been able to create amino acids and organic compounds that could form a sort of blastula of those organic compounds. Of course, actually formulating life is not a simple process for us if it is possible at all. Life did not come from rocks. Rocks are completely inorganic minerals. However, life could have possibly come from organic materials. It's the process of 'how' that we do not yet know about yet. The Bible does indeed provide an answer in Genesis, however as it cannot be something that's tested or given evidence of, its not something sought in science. Science tends to try to look for a natural means in which something may occur.

The experiment with the cat will always end up the way it did. It's impossible for anything to spontaneously change immediately like that. Such an experiment does nothing to prove or disprove evolution as nothing about evolution would claim that a creature can change in such a fashion immediately. I know that most everyone is willing to believe in biological micro-evolution because that can and has been proven. People are always pointing to biological macro-evolution that is more difficult. Though I agree that there are still things that need to be explained, there is a considerable amount of evidence to show that it is possible. Today, that is aided a fair bit by genetic research.

The description of 'Survival of the Fittest' really isn't that great of a descriptor for evolution either. That tends to imply that only the strong, or most physically capable individual survives. It's better to say that those that are best suited to their environment will survive.

Talking about fish and lungs? Well, there are some fish that actually have lungs. There are many reasons why a creature may try to venture out onto land. As amphibians tend to live in both land and water during one part of life or another, they tell a lot about such reasons. Generally speaking it's usually one of two possibilities. Avoiding predation and searching for food.

I'm in agreement about the Coriolis effect. It's a weak force that generally only affects large things. Hurricanes being a good example of what it 'can' effect. Toilet bowls, not so much...

I will also add another thing about the curvature of the Earth. An easy thing to try to watch. On a nice, clear day, if you look out onto the horizon and watch a ship sail off over the ocean, you can begin to see the ship slowly dip past the horizon. I would suggest trying this simple experiment because it can help show that the surface of the earth must, in fact, be rounded.

That is all to say at the moment. I hope some of this may help. I appreciate the discussion so far.
Well said!! It is hard to state thing in simplistic terms in order for the people on this forum to understand. Although it is almost pointless, because they won't change their minds, just as we won't change ours. However, it is frustrating when you spend years of your life in college learning these things and experimenting in order to provide physical evidence that science is fact and works.
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I'm sorry, frog start out fish-like, swimming in the water instead of being on land, particularly having no legs to walk.
And this right here is beautiful example of a microcosm of "science": keep moving the goalposts and changing criteria and adjusting data until it suits their purpose of thwarting and denying God.

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Please, go and tell your science teacher this, and see what they say.



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Oh, thank you for that. However, it still has an effect on the direction weather circulation, or convection, the toilet was just a more simple example for some [and totally wrong]. Considering electromagnetism is the work of the devil in this forum, yet is a must to a pilot traveling via a compass.
Just imagine how many more of the things you think of as scientifically accurate because someone who was mistaken told you something with no actual evidence but their authority and you sucked it right up...



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And this right here is beautiful example of a microcosm of "science": keep moving the goalposts and changing criteria and adjusting data until it suits their purpose of thwarting and denying God.

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Oh yes that is what I did; I am being sarcastic. It's seems that on this forum I have to spell everything out to the T. Next thing is you'll tell me that 1+1 does not equal 2. Seems like when someone points out the plain truth you have to make an exuse to deny it. As a matter of fact, much like many anphebeon fish today, they have developed legs to walk on the sea floor or lakebed.
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He probably thinks it will turn into a butterfly next.
Considering my intellect has surpassed simply going to ask a science teacher; I am able to think on my own of how this phenomenon would have occurred in nature. A butterfly, that is just plain silly; interesting choice though, considering we have proof that caterpillars turn into butterflies (and yes you can watch this in your lifetime)
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Oh yes that is what I did; I am being sarcastic. It's seems that on this forum I have to spell everything out to the T. Next thing is you'll tell me that 1+1 does not equal 2. Seems like when someone points out the plain truth you have to make an exuse to deny it. As a matter of fact, much like many anphebeon fish today, they have developed legs to walk on the sea floor or lakebed.
So let me spell something out to a T-

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Just imagine how many more of the things you think of as scientifically accurate because someone who was mistaken told you something with no actual evidence but their authority and you sucked it right up...
I was trying to explain it in a simple way. Wind and weather still play an important role in the coriolis effect. I'm thinking that you don't already, but never listen to a weather forecast again if you don't think this exists.
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Autocorrect! One science that I don't like sometimes. Break it down some more, you knew what I was saying though.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-07-2012, 03:33 PM

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Autocorrect! One science that I don't like sometimes. Break it down some more, you knew what I was saying though.
Autocorrect my ass!! Anphebeon isn't even a word!!
Nobody likes a liar friend, especially not the Lord:

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Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

And it's nice of you to acknowledge that your science isn't infallible...

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Autocorrect my ass!! Anphebeon isn't even a word!!
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Obviously you don't understand autocorrect. I knew that was going to be your response though, I'm typing on a phone, that in its self is a leap of science. I don't think spelling or grammar is the issue here, stop beating around the bush.
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Obviously you don't understand autocorrect. I knew that was going to be your response though, I'm typing on a phone, that in its self is a leap of science. I don't think spelling or grammar is the issue here, stop beating around the bush.
An autocorrect function can do a lot of things - some hilarious - one thing it can't do is invent new words.

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An autocorrect function can do a lot of things - some hilarious - one thing it can't do is invent new words.

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His dreadful spelling aside, I'd love to see one of his fish with legs.



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butterfly, that is just plain silly; interesting choice though, considering we have proof that caterpillars turn into butterflies (and yes you can watch this in your lifetime)
So, that is your idea of evolution?





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His dreadful spelling aside, I'd love to see one of his fish with legs.
You are not going to see it RP. If all it needs is legs to climb out of the sea then why haven't I seen an octopus walking along the beach? I know why, it's because they it would die immediately. Just like what would happen if a fish grew legs.

Ok, so a fish though 'mutation' grows a bit of a lung and then climbs on to the beach. What happens next? IT DIES! So it's genes are not passed on.

It needs fully working lungs to survive. How can this happen with the slow process of evolution if all it's predecessors are dead on the beach?? The survivors are all happily in the water with their gills.

Evolution is a lie.

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