[Johny Joe Hold]

I hope all our godly Freehold citizens are enjoying summer. This particular time, the 4th of July, is when we have the marriage of country and God. Certainly, it was the intention of God our nation be free and independent.

There is something I'd like to mention. I've noticed some young men have shaved their chests.

Now, I don't want to be too intrusive into people's private lives, but you should know this: A man with a shaved chest is more likely to be attacted to other men. It just stands to reason a fetish to look homer will make one think homer.

So, my strong suggestion is, don't do it.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

When a man has no hair on his chest, I thought they considered him legally a woman.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

What damned nancy boys are going around in OUR Christian town sporting shaven chests? That is gross indecency, and I'm sure Officer Richards and the Freehold P.D. will gladly arrest anyone who shows that off in public.

Mayor, do we at least have a list of names of these men with shaven chests? I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel would like to have a long, hard talk with them in private.

[Zechariah Smyth]

A guy that shaves his chest might as well wear a bikini and drink Zima.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Thankfully, I don't shave my chest. I merely shape and shorten the hairs, so I can go around shirtless with my toned chest around Freehold.

I know my wife has been enjoying her white long sleeved shirt you sent her, Mayor.

[eliot mayfield]

They should be named and shamed. I bet they're metrosexuals.

[Titus Templeton]

Would never do that. All that gay thing started with Beckham, that little nancyboy shaved his whole body. A real man let it grow!

My axillary hairs are growing out of my t-shirt and some dumb drunken neighbour woman made a joke about that last summer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Would never do that. All that gay thing started with Beckham, that little nancyboy shaved his whole body. A real man let it grow!

My axillary hairs are growing out of my t-shirt and some dumb drunken neighbour woman made a joke about that last summer.

She probably shaves her cooter in some satanic attempt to entice pedophiles to "bang" her.



But, that's a whole nuther thread.

YiC,

Zech

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

What damned nancy boys are going around in OUR Christian town sporting shaven chests? That is gross indecency, and I'm sure Officer Richards and the Freehold P.D. will gladly arrest anyone who shows that off in public.

Gross indecency will be treated very harshly in my court.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by HTannor

Gross indecency will be treated very harshly in my court.

Judge Tannor--I cannot express enough my appreciation for you being available 24/7 to help improve the lives of our Christian citizens.

JJH

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I agree, Mayor Hold. Some say it is an unwarranted intrusion into private lives with prurient interpretations of natural things justified by ignorance and repressed sexual urges – I say it is a helping hand on the road to Paradise! Keep it up, thrust it in the face of the ungodly, press deeply and urgently for higher standards; they’ll swallow it eventually if they want to see Jesus – that’s why you are Mayor.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

According to this website, men are actually removing hair from their buttocks. I'm sure this is a real hit among Cathylickers as they grow older and the priests lose interest in them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Any nubile young men who are discovered to be clean shaven need to be sent to my Pastor's Study immediately. I know how to nip this in the bud.

[Ickie_Menses]

Dont See nothing wrong with that....
Did the Bible Kick against it?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Ichie_Mexes

Dont See nothing wrong with that....
Did the Bible Kick against it?

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

[Ickie_Menses]

And Who told you shaving makes you effeminate?

Lemme Explain somethings to you:
Effeminacy describes traits in a human male that are more often associated with traditional feminine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or gender roles rather than masculine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or roles.


Examples of behavior non-compliant with conventional masculinity have included:

Interested in occupations such as hairdressing, fashion, or interior design
Having mostly female friends
Effusive emotional expressions among other males
Interested in fashion, especially women's fashion
Limp-wristed or adopting stereotypically female traits or gestures
Cross-dressing or use of make-up
Soft or cliche speech and a swaying walk
Interested in household duties, such as sewing

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by Ichie_Mexes

And Who told you shaving makes you effeminate?

Lemme Explain somethings to you:
Effeminacy describes traits in a human male that are more often associated with traditional feminine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or gender roles rather than masculine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or roles.


Examples of behavior non-compliant with conventional masculinity have included:

Interested in occupations such as hairdressing, fashion, or interior design
Having mostly female friends
Effusive emotional expressions among other males
Interested in fashion, especially women's fashion
Limp-wristed or adopting stereotypically female traits or gestures
Cross-dressing or use of make-up
Soft or cliche speech and a swaying walk
Interested in household duties, such as sewing

I think we're well aware of what faggotry consists of without you posting a list of the filth thanks very much.

[Ickie_Menses]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

I think we're well aware of what faggotry consists of without you posting a list of the filth thanks very much.

I was Just straightening it out for you mehn... Calm Down. thats FYI in case you don't know back to the main issue: there's absolutely nothing wrong with shaving you're chest... And if you wanna go the OT (Old Testament way), why not keep the long Beard and the Robes Just Like Aaron did.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Originally Posted by Ichie_Mexes

I was Just straightening it out for you mehn... Calm Down. thats FYI in case you don't know back to the main issue: there's absolutely nothing wrong with shaving you're chest... And if you wanna go the OT (Old Testament way), why not keep the long Beard and the Robes Just Like Aaron did.

Yuck, yuck yuck! Is so yuck the idea all really!!
A shavered chest on a man is like feeling and touching a soft, esmooth, eskin of a woman chest whitouth the bumps, yuck. I would hate to be putting my hands on a chest what is soft and unhaired like a girl's. Yuck!

A haired chest is a sign of masculineness and is much more attractive than a girly shevered or waxered chest, I've been told.

Yuck! - I prefer no see men shavered nothing, thank you very much. Is too gay that. Yuck.


YIC, Mari

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Ichie_Mexes

Lemme Explain somethings to you:
Effeminacy describes traits in a human male that are more often associated with traditional feminine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or gender roles rather than masculine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or roles.

We are talking about shaving the chest in particular. Tell me, which gender typically has a hairless chest? Which one typically has a hairy chest?

I understand this can be a confusing question for little boys growing up in today's androgynous world.