[Faith_Machine]

I'm a bit puzzled about the negative spin the media is putting on this development in East Ukraine:

Leaflet tells Jews to register in East Ukraine

Why would this be considered a bad thing, unless a person was ashamed of their Jewish heritage? And why on Earth wouldn't they want to include a list of all the property they own? Jews work hard for their money so they can own lots of nice things. I would think they'd want to show off the fruits of their labors!

Speaking as a person of Jewish ancestry, I would be proud to add my name to any registry of people who are ethnically Jewish. Therefore, in order to set a good example for the Ukrainian Jews, and show them there's nothing to worry about, I have already forwarded to the pro-Russian leadership a complete list of all my assets, as well as my name, address, contact info, work info, etc.

I think a registry to help keep track of Jews in the United States would be a splendid thing, as it could be a valuable tool for winning souls. Think about it: If you had a list showing where all the Jews in your city lived, why, you'd be almost guaranteed that 99% of those households:

a) Contain people who don't know Jesus and desperately need to hear about Him.

and

b) Are safe to visit, because they contain Jews, as opposed to Negroes or Mexicans.


I say get a Jew registry started in your neighborhood today. I'm printing up flyers as we speak!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

I say get a Jew registry started in your neighborhood today. I'm printing up flyers as we speak!

Splendid idea, Brother Faith! I cannot imagine any sinister reason to create such lists (it's not like anything like that was done in the past and/or used for sinister reasons in the past), so it really is a fine, fine idea!

In fact, I think that Jews participating in this registry should be issued special ID cards, so they can identify themselves easily.

[WWJDnow]

Speaking as a person of Jewish ancestry, I would be proud to add my name to any registry of people who are ethnically Jewish.

You have apologized for killing Jesus, I hope.

I think a registry to help keep track of Jews in the United States would be a splendid thing, as it could be a valuable tool for winning souls.

This could also help us convince them to move to Israel so Jesus will come sooner.

[Faith_Machine]

And hey, if somebody doesn't want to be registered on the list, why, they could always convert to Christianity and not be Jewish any more! It's certainly been done before. Talk about a win-win situation!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Why would this be considered a bad thing, unless a person was ashamed of their Jewish heritage?

Exactly. I'm not ashamed of my faith. I'm not ashamed of my Relationship with Christ Jesus. I'm not ashamed of my love for Him or His love for me. I'm not ashamed to shout the Good News from the rooftops, although the street corners and shopping centers seem to be better locations to start up conversations.

You know, Europeans have had troubles with Jews for centuries. Many people think Adolf Hitler started the whole special clothing idea with the golden star, but he was actually going back to a successful time in history when the Jews were finally prevented from eating Christian babies and casting spells on Christian virgins (by the way, the Egyptians are still so angry with the Jews convincing Yahweh to cast spells on them before, they're suing Israel). Sometimes drastic times call for drastic measures, and registry, public identification, criminalization for fraternization and academic degrees are not so illogical when you think about it:

Furthermore, renewing the sacred canons, we command both diocesan bishops and secular powers to prohibit in every way Jews and other infidels from having Christians, male or female, in their households and service, or as nurses of their children; and Christians from joining with them in festivities, marriages, banquets or baths, or in much conversation, and from taking them as doctors or agents of marriages or officially appointed mediators of other contracts. They should not be given other public offices, or admitted to any academic degrees, or allowed to have on lease lands or other ecclesiastical rents. They are to be forbidden to buy ecclesiastical books, chalices, crosses and other ornaments of churches under pain of the loss of the object, or to accept them in pledge under pain of the loss of the money that they lent. They are to be compelled, under severe penalties, to wear some garment whereby they can be clearly distinguished from Christians. In order to prevent too much intercourse, they should be made to dwell in areas, in the cities and towns, which are apart from the dwellings of Christians and as far distant as possible from churches. On Sundays and other solemn festivals they should not dare to have their shops open or to work in public.

This is from the Council of Basel, which was of course a papist gathering of pagan witchdoctors, but the point is - they had to control the Jewish infestation and contamination to society, and so they did. Catholics are convinced that papal encyclicals (Latin for "dear diary") are every bit as sacred as the Holy Scriptures, so no Catholic can deny the pope's authority over his flock of sheeple when it comes to the dangers of the Jew. Funny how they think he speaks for Christ (the "Vicar of Christ," they call him, "the one through whom Christ speaks vicariously," if you can believe that cheesiness). Anyway, the time to register Jews is long past due if they're contributing to social unrest in Europe again.

And as a reminder to all, don't forget to keep Pastor Stahl in your prayers. We desperately need an Atheist Registry in the United States for the same reason.

[Alvin Moss]

People in Europe are angry and simple minded people. They are still upset over the Jews poisoning of the wells during the Middle Ages. Also the use of Christian babies in rituals, though they claim to no longer use live babies, is something that is difficult to forget..

Jew cheating has also played a part in the general European hatred of Jews. That and the fact that they helped the Romans crucify Jesus. These offenses are difficult to overlook.

If the Jews don't want to register, they ought move to Israel.

[Ex-soccer player]

As a German I think such a registry would be a splendid idea. It would make it easier for the police to protect our jewish neighbors. They naturally have a lot of enimies. Fathers of families for example who don't know how to feed their children anymore because the jew took everything away from them. People who thought they get a cheap loan until they realize the interest rate is per month not per year.

Those poor people might show up at the jews house to plead for mercy but with a registry of jews it will be easier for the police to protect the jews and their "hard-earned" property.

Also the registry will make it easier to restitute alleged jewish property after times of persecution and dispossession. "Claim" is every jews favorite word Make the property list as long as possible (don't forget to add the sun and the moon!)

[Johny Joe Hold]

If I were Mayor of a City where Jews lived, I would want to have all Jews registered.

For example, it they were registered, a Mayor could organize something for them to do at Easter when Christians are having a good time celebrating Jesus' victory over death. The Mayor could invite the Jews to a "We're Sorry We Killed Jesus" event.

It would not be quite as much fun, but it would be something for them to do.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

If I were Mayor of a City where Jews lived, I would want to have all Jews registered.

For example, it they were registered, a Mayor could organize something for them to do at Easter when Christians are having a good time celebrating Jesus' victory over death. The Mayor could invite the Jews to a "We're Sorry We Killed Jesus" event.

It would not be quite as much fun, but it would be something for them to do.

I love this idea. It would even get the diversity crew on board. Liebrals love all that fluffy, inclusive nonsense.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

You have apologized for killing Jesus, I hope.

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The Mayor could invite the Jews to a "We're Sorry We Killed Jesus" event.

Now, gentlemen, let's think this through before we act in haste, shall we? Personally, I'm not in the habit of apologizing for anything my ancestors did, because, hey, I wasn't there when they did it, and those weren't my actions.

If I apologize for the craven, cold-blooded murder of our Lord that was perpetrated by Jews who lived two thousand years ago, that establishes a dangerous precedent. We've already got black people demanding that white apologize for slavery, for example, and when you politely and kindly inform them that you had nothing to do with slavery, they will lay a guilt trip on you and inform you that you are still benefiting from slavery. Worse yet, they they demand that you PAY THEM REPARATIONS for what your great grandfathers have done!

I have not apologized for the murder of Jesus, because I don't want all you good white people to be any more vulnerable than you already are to these race-baiting shakedown artists!

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Now, gentlemen, let's think this through before we act in haste, shall we? Personally, I'm not in the habit of apologizing for anything my ancestors did, because, hey, I wasn't there when they did it, and those weren't my actions.

If I apologize for the craven, cold-blooded murder of our Lord that was perpetrated by Jews who lived two thousand years ago, that establishes a dangerous precedent. We've already got black people demanding that white apologize for slavery, for example, and when you politely and kindly inform them that you had nothing to do with slavery, they will lay a guilt trip on you and inform you that you are still benefiting from slavery. Worse yet, they they demand that you PAY THEM REPARATIONS for what your great grandfathers have done!

I have not apologized for the murder of Jesus, because I don't want all you good white people to be any more vulnerable than you already are to these race-baiting shakedown artists!

This is an example of the reason that Christians detest slavery. Those Negroes were brought here to work and help build a Christian country, but they never did any work at all. They just learned to steal watermelons and smoke crack. We had to hire Mexicans to do the work.

Now that we have given up on using the Negroes for slaves, we had to let them go and no one would take the responsibility to ship them back to Africa where they belong. They still won't work, but they expect to be fed just like when they were slaves. Now there are so many of them, we may never find enough ships to send them back.

We are stuck with them and the Democrats will continue to feed them until the Lord sends them all to Hell, the Democrats and the Negroes.

Now, they want to be paid money to go with their free food, free housing, free utility bills and the admission some of them get to Harvard. I believe it is time to re-examine the cost necessary to send them back to Africa where they will be happy. Perhaps Somalia will help defray the cost. I am sure they would like to take up the care and feeding of our Negroes.

[Cranky Old Man]

I am not so sure registering them would be enough. Some jews are hard to recognize. I think in addition to being registered they should wear some kind of clearly visible mark on their clothes so everyone can instantly see they are jews.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I am not so sure registering them would be enough. Some jews are hard to recognize. I think in addition to being registered they should wear some kind of clearly visible mark on their clothes so everyone can instantly see they are jews.

So true...some of them even have blue eyes, fair skin and blonde hair. I have heard that there are even a few who have had their hook-noses whittled by surgeons into streamlined mockeries of Godly Christian noses. Imagine the horror of one of them slipping in under the radar and passing themselves off as White®!

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

So true...some of them even have blue eyes, fair skin and blonde hair. I have heard that there are even a few who have had their hook-noses whittled by surgeons into streamlined mockeries of Godly Christian noses. Imagine the horror of one of them slipping in under the radar and passing themselves off as White®!

Friend, you raise a valid concern. I can't tell you how many times I've been mistaken for a white man, despite my freakish nose and coal-black hair.

When it comes to Jew identification, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't: Mistake them for white, and the next thing you know they're marrying and impregnating your daughter and getting you to sign over control of your assets. Correctly identify them as non-white, on the other hand, and then you have to listen to them playing the race card, claiming victim status, and demanding affirmative action.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

So true...some of them even have blue eyes, fair skin and blonde hair. I have heard that there are even a few who have had their hook-noses whittled by surgeons into streamlined mockeries of Godly Christian noses. Imagine the horror of one of them slipping in under the radar and passing themselves off as White®!

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Friend, you raise a valid concern. I can't tell you how many times I've been mistaken for a white man, despite my freakish nose and coal-black hair.

When it comes to Jew identification, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't: Mistake them for white, and the next thing you know they're marrying and impregnating your daughter and getting you to sign over control of your assets. Correctly identify them as non-white, on the other hand, and then you have to listen to them playing the race card, claiming victim status, and demanding affirmative action.

Well, there is one way to tell for sure. Most of them have teethmarks.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Now, gentlemen, let's think this through before we act in haste, shall we? Personally, I'm not in the habit of apologizing for anything my ancestors did, because, hey, I wasn't there when they did it, and those weren't my actions.

Where does the Bible say you aren't responsible for the sins of your ancestors? Matthew 27:25 makes it clear that ALL Jews bear the sin of deicide:

Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

I'm not saying that Jesus hasn't forgiven you for murdering Him--since you are a True Christian™, obviously He has. Nevertheless, I highly recommend that you apologize. It would certainly make your brothers and sisters in the church fell more comfortable.

[Witch Hammer]

I pray to God that's not the mohel! I think I'm going to be ill...

[Mother Of Seven]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

I pray to God that's not the mohel! I think I'm going to be ill...

Is it any wonder that the Joos are disproportionately represented amongst the gaywise?

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Where does the Bible say you aren't responsible for the sins of your ancestors? Matthew 27:25 makes it clear that ALL Jews bear the sin of deicide:

Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

I'm not saying that Jesus hasn't forgiven you for murdering Him--since you are a True Christian™, obviously He has. Nevertheless, I highly recommend that you apologize. It would certainly make your brothers and sisters in the church fell more comfortable.

OK, I will apologize for the murder of Jesus, but I just hope this doesn't lead to another epidemic of colored people trying to make white folks apologize for other stuff. If that happens, kindly direct them to the Bible and ask them to find a Bible verse that says slavery is "bad" or "whitey's fault."

[Mother Of Seven]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

OK, I will apologize for the murder of Jesus, but I just hope this doesn't lead to another epidemic of colored people trying to make white folks apologize for other stuff. If that happens, kindly direct them to the Bible and ask them to find a Bible verse that says slavery is "bad" or "whitey's fault."

I agree with you there, but as part of any Joos apology, reparation payments should be made to True Christians ™.