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Default Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-06-2020, 02:41 AM

A Black man who lives a righteous life in accordance with the wishes of Jah may expect to be transported to Holy Mount Zion when he passes and the most very best Black Rastafari may expect to be everliving. Mount Zion is like the white heaven but there are no white people that I know of and there is better music and plenty of ganja. Bob Marley who was assassinated by the CIA is there. Ras Tafari himself who was HRH Haile Selassie who was once Emperor of Ethiopia which is Abyssinia is one such who is everliving. He can be found in a remote monastery in the highlands of Ethiopia where he has taken the name Abba Qiddas. All these things are known to be true.


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Watermelon Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-06-2020, 03:12 PM

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A Black man who lives a righteous life in accordance with the wishes of Jah may expect to be transported to Holy Mount Zion when he passes and the most very best Black Rastafari may expect to be everliving. Mount Zion is like the white heaven but there are no white people that I know of and there is better music and plenty of ganja. Bob Marley who was assassinated by the CIA is there. Ras Tafari himself who was HRH Haile Selassie who was once Emperor of Ethiopia which is Abyssinia is one such who is everliving. He can be found in a remote monastery in the highlands of Ethiopia where he has taken the name Abba Qiddas. All these things are known to be true.
Only the Bible matters. Also, Mr. Marley was an Anti-Christ.


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Default Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-11-2020, 10:27 AM

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A Black man who lives a righteous life in accordance with the wishes of Jah may expect to be transported..there is better music and plenty of ganja..All these things are known to be true.
I'm not sure whether you noticed the original poster, a catholic, was banned some time ago. There had been a mistaken opinion in another thread that God created all the different races, set them each in their own language and land and that no matter how man tries to mix and match it will never ever work out for them. This really depends on what's meant by created. For example there was a genital viewing episode which resulted in the relocation of..and degeneration from God's standard by..one particular group which is fairly easy to identify. They migrated away from where God had set them, which at that stage was a vineyard near Mount Ararat. They populated an empty continent and have now degenerated from what God intended. How do we know it was empty? Because everyone apart from this family had been drowned.

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God created all the different races..He set them each in their own language and land. No matter how man tries to mix and match it will never ever work out for them. Because they cannot undo that which God has done.
Genesis 9:20-22, 24-25 check out the migration of Ham's descendants in..Genesis 10:6-18
Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: and he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without..and Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Not so long after that, certain types decided to build a tower up to see what God was doing (which isn't anyone's business except His) at which point there was only one language spoken down here. Now to preempt bizarre claims from new-age guru types and insane French racing car drivers who worship flying saucers, archæologists, demographers, anthropologists and slime architects I'm going to put on my tin foil hat just to see what happens
nothing. Pretty much what I thought but God denial flourishes in gilded halls so I thought I'd try one on just to be sure. Nothing. The Bible still says what it says and they still don't like it. The Bible even details building materials, a mission statement, the fact of a single language spoken and the reason why He smote them. Archæologists tell us it's the Ziggurat; flying saucer nuts can claim what they built was a "space ship" to their hearts' content; anthropologists announce that even before this date there were multiple languages in existence and architects may opine that "slime" is really methylenediphenyldiisocyanate developed as an offshoot of Sumerian mordant chemistry. All of these require The Bible to contain false information.

Genesis 11:1, 3-4, 6-7 evidence from the historical record
ONE LANGUAGE And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech

BUILDING MATERIALS And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

MISSION STATEMENT And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth

THE REASON WHY And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

THE SMITING ITSELF Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
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Default Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-11-2020, 07:52 PM

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I'm not sure whether you noticed the original poster, a catholic, was banned some time ago. There had been a mistaken opinion in another thread that God created all the different races, set them each in their own language and land and that no matter how man tries to mix and match it will never ever work out for them. This really depends on what's meant by created. For example there was a genital viewing episode which resulted in the relocation of..and degeneration from God's standard by..one particular group which is fairly easy to identify. They migrated away from where God had set them, which at that stage was a vineyard near Mount Ararat. They populated an empty continent and have now degenerated from what God intended. How do we know it was empty? Because everyone apart from this family had been drowned.

Genesis 9:20-22, 24-25 check out the migration of Ham's descendants in..Genesis 10:6-18
Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: and he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without..and Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Not so long after that, certain types decided to build a tower up to see what God was doing (which isn't anyone's business except His) at which point there was only one language spoken down here. Now to preempt bizarre claims from new-age guru types and insane French racing car drivers who worship flying saucers, archæologists, demographers, anthropologists and slime architects I'm going to put on my tin foil hat just to see what happens
nothing. Pretty much what I thought but God denial flourishes in gilded halls so I thought I'd try one on just to be sure. Nothing. The Bible still says what it says and they still don't like it. The Bible even details building materials, a mission statement, the fact of a single language spoken and the reason why He smote them. Archæologists tell us it's the Ziggurat; flying saucer nuts can claim what they built was a "space ship" to their hearts' content; anthropologists announce that even before this date there were multiple languages in existence and architects may opine that "slime" is really methylenediphenyldiisocyanate developed as an offshoot of Sumerian mordant chemistry. All of these require The Bible to contain false information.
Genesis 11:1, 3-4, 6-7 evidence from the historical record
ONE LANGUAGE And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech

BUILDING MATERIALS And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

MISSION STATEMENT And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth

THE REASON WHY And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

THE SMITING ITSELF Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.


Crack kills, Mitza, but first it kills brain cells



As a designated-Negroid, I must leap to this young man's defense. In my former position as head youth councillor, I worked with troubled black boy before, and they need to know that the sweet fruits of the great Heaven-hood await them.

Psalms 135: 21 Blessed be the Lord out of Zion, which dwelleth at Jerusalem. Praise ye the Lord.


I must admit a secret; I think these black bucks are in fact a chosen special kind of human on this earth. Even I couldn't fully satisfy Mrs. Hucker the same way, until I kicked into my deep dark Negro organs origins. Thank you Landover for helping find myself in this matter.



Yes, man tried to reach God! Yes! He smote down their vain tower! Nobody is disputing this! BUT, (and here's the BIG BUT!)


Black men are just full of spirit, even if they did spy on their daddy's winkie in the Dawn of Ages.

135 Praise ye the Lord. Praise ye the name of the Lord; praise him, O ye servants of the Lord.




Are we not full of praise? And life? And love? Did Mr. Marley not sing of One Love, just as man kind once spoke of one language and one race? Are we black men not deserving of the Lord's Grace....and watermelons?
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Watermelon Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-12-2020, 12:03 AM

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Mmm, that looks tasty. Nothing goes better with fruit salad than raspberry vignette.

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Sinner Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-18-2020, 10:09 AM

Do negroes go to heaven? Seems to be a tough question to many, but I will say it the way it is: they won't. Heaven is paradise, not a simple place where everyone could do the way he pleases. And those monkeys are already pestering us whites more than enough in (formerly) white countries. If God let just one of them into heaven, it wouldn't be heaven anymore, but hell.

And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life. Revelation 21:27


It's a simple as that, take it or leave it. And I don't even want to mention their ability to build "houses"...
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Scared Re: Do negroes go to heaven? - 03-18-2020, 01:00 PM

Why should people you go to heaven? Do us whites want you there? Remember that heaven has a wall, while hell has open borders.


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