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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-18-2007, 03:35 PM
Boys and girls, my name is Betty. Can I pray for you? T
That music has got you suckling the devils teat! It's filling you with 100% queer scum!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-19-2007, 03:03 AM
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I love Guitar Hero, even though I'm not that good. I'm getting better though. I wish I could sing along with the songs. My singing voice = X_x
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It just takes practice! Trust me!
Don't worry, my voice is nothing that will make anyone proud; I just get into the groove, you know?
"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-21-2007, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I'm sorry, did someone edit your previous post to make it appear as though you liked unspeakably queer "music"? Tell me what wholesome albums you originally listed and I'd be glad to change it back for you.
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thank you , you are right (although I would not have put it as "queer"...) they changed it so that it appears that I "LIKE" the lame xtian music.... ...
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-21-2007, 11:03 PM
^____^
I reccomend these albums.
( Ćnima)
(Undertow)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-21-2007, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by GothicDragon
thank you , you are right (although I would not have put it as "queer"...) they changed it so that it appears that I "LIKE" the lame xtian music....
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Oh, in that case they were doing you a favour. I thought you meant that someone had edited this bit:
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Trying to make it seem as though you liked Evanescence (or whatever rubbish you posted, thankfully my computer is currently refusing to display them) really would be a vile slander.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-22-2007, 02:40 AM
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-22-2007, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Shallow-izer
I also recomend:
(Mer Des Noms)
For more mellow relaxing music......
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Oooo....those look like good albums...i'll have to check them out.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-22-2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Shallow-izer
I also recomend:
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And I also recommend that you work on your shutting-up skills.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-22-2007, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
And I also recommend that you work on your shutting-up skills.
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I reccomend you get on your knees for "God," and "pray."
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 08:48 PM
Oh dear. I was going to bump this thread so the new batch of Hellbound sinners could familiarize themselves with what really is good Christian music. But I see the demon seed children have already tainted this one.
JESUS weeps and so do I.
Disheartened, Sister Thumper
P/S: Please new members. Read this thread but only the beginning pages.
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Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 09:02 PM
JOHHNY CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Oh dear. I was going to bump this thread so the new batch of Hellbound sinners could familiarize themselves with what really is good Christian music. But I see the demon seed children have already tainted this one.
JESUS weeps and so do I.
Disheartened, Sister Thumper
P/S: Please new members. Read this thread but only the beginning pages.
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Looking back, it seems even those were tainted by mormons and heathens. There were people trying to claim that Jesus was some kind of nigra-joo-ayrab-martian thing (and probably a queer to boot) just because his mom didn't live in Pennsylvania.
Here's a riddle for them: when you bake a cake in an oven, does it come out tasting like an oven or a cake?
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Honorary White Woman.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
JOHHNY CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know you din't! Johnny Cash be worse than them othah debbil music folks people had been postin' up in here, because at least with thems, you could tell they was debbil musics. Johnny Cash had been frontin' to act like he had been a Christian when he had really been servin' the debbil the whole time up in there. I praise the Lord that him and his wife be burnin' in Hell now. I know thass right.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:31 PM
He was a brilliant guitarist. The man was brilliant at country rock.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:42 PM
You arn't making a bit of sense. How was he following Satan? Explain please.
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Honorary White Woman.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
You arn't making a bit of sense. How was he following Satan? Explain please.
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Didchoo click on that link in my post? It tell you all about his depravities and fellowships with satanical homers.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:47 PM
What do you go for in music, "Sista?"
Only, that Rick Rubin helped with it, which is good. That man gets things done.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:49 PM
What do you go for in music, "Sista"
Danzig eh? He is from a death metal band known as Dangiz. So? It's only Glenn, he's just a musicain, who has the same vocal style as me.
Last edited by Homertard; 07-18-2007 at 10:59 PM.
Reason: Made an error on "Danzig"
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 10:50 PM
Yeah, I have heard of Danzig
Last edited by Homertard; 07-18-2007 at 11:00 PM.
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Honorary White Woman.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
07-18-2007, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
What do you go for in music, "Sista"
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I mostly listens to Matlock's gospel songs. I loves me some Matlock! Praise!
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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