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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 07:06 PM

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Of course not! The difference is that Obama's foreign visits actually had a purpose, while Hold just took a vacation! Why would anyone living in Freehold care about Iceland?
He didn't took a vacation. I think he explained well enough that he went there to meet their Prime Minister! Being in the company of a lesbian non-believer, that's what you call vacation? Then I hope you're not in charge of a tourism agency!


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 07:06 PM

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Of course not! The difference is that Obama's foreign visits actually had a purpose, while Hold just took a vacation! Why would anyone living in Freehold care about Iceland?
That's what I'm still wondering about. Iceland is miles away. If there is one country God should hate, it's America. I mean: all those so-called 'true Christians' who live there, abusing His name...

Iceland doesn't even care about the USA, so what's the whole point of this?


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 07:09 PM

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That's what I'm still wondering about. Iceland is miles away. If there is one country God should hate, it's America. I mean: all those so-called 'true Christians' who live there, abusing His name...

Iceland doesn't even care about the USA, so what's the whole point of this?
You could have fooled me. Somewhere close to 1/4 of their population has visited this forum to tell us how much they hate us and the U.S.A.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 07:18 PM

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Of course not! The difference is that Obama's foreign visits actually had a purpose, while Hold just took a vacation! Why would anyone living in Freehold care about Iceland?
The really important point is that why would anyone care what you think.

This whole thread started as a whining "pity me" screed from you. You have taken up with a nigra, and you continue to soil this Godly Forum™ with your presence.

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 08:08 PM

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The really important point is that why would anyone care what you think.
Because I'm old enough to vote now. Additionally, I know quite a lot of people living in Freehold who happen to agree with me. I also want to let visitors to this forum know how evil Landover really is.

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Not so much "pity me" as well "f*** you," I think.

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Oh, that idiot. He's good for a laugh, that's true. The real danger, of course, is the corrupt clique supporting Mould.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 08:18 PM

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Oh, that idiot. He's good for a laugh, that's true. The real danger, of course, is the corrupt clique supporting Mould.
You are such a naive young lady. You have no idea of what is to come under Gods Will.

Once elected, I plan to place Mr. Hold in my cabinet. Mr King will be returned to the disadvantaged neighborhood from whence he came.

Mr. Open will be my Secretary of Christianity, as for Mr. Weed I am a bit uncertain. Possibly Secretary of Agriculture.

The fag is a separate issue.

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13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 08:23 PM

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You are such a naive young lady. You have no idea of what is to come under Gods Will.

Once elected, I plan to place Mr. Hold in my cabinet. Mr King will be returned to the disadvantaged neighborhood from whence he came.

Mr. Open will be my Secretary of Christianity, as for Mr. Weed I am a bit uncertain. Possibly Secretary of Agriculture.

The fag is a separate issue.

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Well, I have a reasonable idea. It will comprise maybe even more religious oppression than we are facing now already. Luckily, only Sayved seems to like you.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 08:36 PM

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Well, I have a reasonable idea. It will comprise maybe even more religious oppression than we are facing now already. Luckily, only Sayved seems to like you.
If you could be bothered to go look at my social group you would see otherwise.

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Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

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12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-04-2010, 08:46 PM

"Join the C. Reconstruction group for a God centered future! "

the c means christ i guess..?
a.. god centered future.. in who's life..? that's right.. get real help, and get yourself a bit more fixed in your own life..


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-19-2011, 04:22 AM

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Now I'm 19 years old, and I want to let you know that I utterly reject your evil religion!
Dear Friend,

Well, the authority of teenagers on profound theological matters is universally accepted. We'll close the church pronto!

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Oh, lovely! This proves to me again that even in childhood conditions even worse than my own, strong women can rise above it and learn something! Congratulations, Cassandra, and welcome to the real world.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-19-2011, 04:59 AM

I swear to god, zeke, don't touch that girl. One more beating won't do any good. One beating doesn't do any good in the first place, let alone the subsequent ones.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-19-2011, 05:57 AM

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Is that a normal way to raise a child? According to the bible, it might be, but according to basic human morals, it is depraved and despicable!
So naturally, you rejected God.

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Now I'm 19 years old, and I want to let you know that I utterly reject your evil religion!Miss Cassandra
19?

YOU are 19?

In what, DOG YEARS?


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-19-2011, 09:15 AM

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Oh, lovely! This proves to me again that even in childhood conditions even worse than my own, strong women can rise above it and learn something! Congratulations, Cassandra, and welcome to the real world.
Thank you very much! Things are going better with me now, since I found the religion of wicca, and I hear the voices of the Mother Goddess and the Horned Hunter in the wind and the waters.

I just hope that these christians might cure one day too. It is sad to see how the Bible screws up people's brains, and makes them live in constant fear.

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19?

YOU are 19?

In what, DOG YEARS?
Well, I'm glad that you at least can laugh about this piece of humorous wit yourself, Reverend.


An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-21-2013, 02:33 AM

FYI Miss Cassandra's body was found in a basement in Freehold today. Her charred body was identified by Bobby Joe and his boys in security.

So, she's roasting in hell right now. All's well that ends well.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-21-2013, 03:35 AM

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FYI Miss Cassandra's body was found in a basement in Freehold today. Her charred body was identified by Bobby Joe and his boys in security.

So, she's roasting in hell right now. All's well that ends well.
Read the whole saga. Very sad.
She lost her way...
And died tragically...
A sinner who renounced God.
Truly sad for her.


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"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-21-2013, 09:24 AM

I was about to say, "What nincompoop troll bumped this ancient thread?"

But I see now that it was good Pastor Zeke, bringing us up to date. I'm glad to know this sad story finally has closure.

Say, um Pastor Zeke?

Listen, if Cassandra left behind any sort of diaries or e-mail accounts or what-have-you, um, those things would be destroyed or sealed without being opened or read, right?


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-21-2013, 12:07 PM

A stupid stinking skank dying in misery is not something that normally interests me but I think in this one case this is an important thread to bump: there is a message here.

In her last posts she seemed so happy, full of live and with a verve that she had not experienced in a long time. She was trully content the first time.

Just like the skag addict

She was pumping herself full of Wicca in the same way that young fella off of that film about trains was filling his youthful bottom with methodone suppository

We see many news paper articles about victims of drug abuse: maybe now they may lay some attention to Wicca abuse!

How is the heady sense of love and togetherness attain from the Wicca any different from the heroin or the meths or the marijumanji?

Face facts: this poor girl died of an addiction. And only Jesus can stop this sense of artificial happiness and contentment from claiming more young lives.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-22-2013, 04:32 AM

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I was about to say, "What nincompoop troll bumped this ancient thread?"

But I see now that it was good Pastor Zeke, bringing us up to date. I'm glad to know this sad story finally has closure.

Say, um Pastor Zeke?

Listen, if Cassandra left behind any sort of diaries or e-mail accounts or what-have-you, um, those things would be destroyed or sealed without being opened or read, right?
I've got people working on that, believe me.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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