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We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
06-08-2023, 10:24 PM
We've wanted to launch a crusade/special-military-operation against the fake country of so-called "Canada" for a long time, but it's always seemed that somebody was going to stop us. However, Brother Putin has helped us out by proving our worries were unfounded. From one of the West's top experts on Eastern Europe: What if, for no reason at all, the United States launched ballistic missiles at Toronto?
...What if they claimed that Canadians and Americans were actually one people, and that Canadians who did not realize this had to be killed? That the U.S.-Canadian border was illegitimate because of Joe Biden's personal views about the past? That English speakers in Canada needed to be united with their true American homeland? That Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau was a Nazi?
We've just found out what would happen:
The media would report that nobody knows which side launched the missiles because " both sides are blaming each other". They would say that it's too soon to tell even if they have half a year of warning time.
Germany would promise to donate a few helmets to Canada, but would change their mind when we accuse them trying to escalate things.
NATO would declare that blowing up skyscrapers is a red line, but when we blow up the CN Tower they'll say that it doesn't count as crossing a red line because the CN Tower isn't technically a skyscraper, and besides the people were killed by falling and being crushed rather than by the missile itself. After all, just because a weapon causes mass destruction doesn't mean it's a weapon of mass destruction.
Europe will say that they can't donate any weapons to Canada because they need to keep weapons for a situation where the USA launches crusades. If someone mentions that that's exactly what's happening, and it doesn't make sense to save for a rainy day on the rainy day itself, they'll decide on a compromise where they light up buildings in Canadian colors and then do nothing.
The U.N. will...Wait, does the U.N. still exist? I searched for photographic proof and this was all I could find:
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
06-09-2023, 02:01 AM
You are correct that Putin has made a powerful case Ukraine belongs to Russia. Canada, then, belongs to the U.S.
If our President simply said, "Canada, you now belong to us. You no long have a Prime Minister--I am your President" what could it do? Could it replay, "We are going to form a line up our Mounties on horseback at the border and they will repel your tanks."
Canadians have been wanting us to take over that place for years. They were heartbroken when we just flew over Canada and took Alaska. Now is the time.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
06-09-2023, 04:19 PM
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You are correct that Putin has made a powerful case Ukraine belongs to Russia. Canada, then, belongs to the U.S.
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Do we really want Canada? I say we just take oil-rich and conservative Alberta, then trade the rest to Denmark for Greenland.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
06-09-2023, 05:04 PM
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Do we really want Canada? I say we just take oil-rich and conservative Alberta, then trade the rest to Denmark for Greenland.
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I think we should use free market principles to parcel Canada into lots available for purchase. I certainly would regard parts of Canada as suitable for a 2nd country cottage for a very, very short period during the year. We can give a few beads to the indigenous natives.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
06-12-2023, 02:28 AM
A cottage on Baffin Island has always appealed to me. The beads are a concern, though. Give them to a Canadian and you never know what they'll do with them. Baffin Island is shown in red. Eyes redacted. This is what can happen when beads are given out indiscriminately.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
06-12-2023, 12:11 PM
Shouldn't Canada stop speaking French first? Once people start speaking French they start smelling weird and losing wars.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
07-26-2023, 03:56 PM
oh I feel rather foolish now. I had palced an order
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thinking ..actually, not thinking. I will cancel the order.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
07-27-2023, 02:15 AM
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Once people start speaking French they start smelling weird and losing wars.
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We're counting on that to keep casualties low during the invasion. American casualties, I mean. Who cares how many Mounties or moose lovers die?
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
12-17-2023, 09:14 PM
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
12-18-2023, 12:53 AM
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Justice would be done by having that oil returned to its rightful owner. But it needs to be done without opening the borders. As soon as available, Canadians would pour across the border to a good country.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
12-19-2023, 10:23 AM
Wowser! (big wowser) The Canada has eased migration regs for Scots, Kiwis, Englishes, Welsh and Australians (all of whom have oil and/or gas/slate reserves) attempting to increase their population for a ground assault. Satan at work.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
02-09-2024, 02:35 PM
BROTHER PUTIN SAYS HE'LL INVADE CANADA NEXT! Tucker asks him about his territorial ambitions, and Putin starts talking about Canada being secretly run by Nazis:
He goes on to remind viewers that it was the Polish who are to blame for WW2.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
02-09-2024, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
BROTHER PUTIN SAYS HE'LL INVADE CANADA NEXT! Tucker asks him about his territorial ambitions, and Putin starts talking about Canada being secretly run by Nazis:
He goes on to remind viewers that it was the Polish who are to blame for WW2.
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This is a relief. Help is on the way. Realistically, one has to admit a U.S. invasion of Canada would have a mixed reaction in U.S. politics.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: We've gotten the green light for Operation Canadian Liberation! -
02-14-2024, 09:15 PM
From the river to the sea, the Maritime States will be free!
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