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Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-26-2010, 11:03 PM
Once again the mighty Chelsea are top of the EPL afte winning 6-0 against Wigan last weekend.
Blue is the color.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-26-2010, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Once again the mighty Chelsea are top of the EPL afte winning 6-0 against Wigan last weekend.
Blue is the color.
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The who and the what?
What book of the Bible is that in?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 02:05 AM
Chelsea Clinton beat someone in something, apparently. Not sure what point they are trying to make. That's what happens when you reject Christ, you end up talking like a fool...
Proverbs 29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 02:07 AM
It must be a college drinking game.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 02:37 AM
Effeminate soccer teams
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23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Once again the mighty Chelsea are top of the EPL afte winning 6-0 against Wigan last weekend.
Blue is the color.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Blue is the color.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Chelsea Clinton beat someone in something, apparently. Not sure what point they are trying to make.
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I guess it sort of makes sense. Perhaps the Unsaved Trash was referring to Proverbs 20:30, which says, "The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly."
I, too, however, am mystified by what his exact point is.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 08:19 PM
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Effeminate soccer teams
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Well, looks like the Original Post did an excellent job of proving Landover's point soccer is gay.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 10:21 PM
EPL?
Eternally Pubescent Losers?
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 10:45 PM
Good News Chelsea fans, Rimirez our new $20m Brazilian player is in line to make his debut on Saturday against Stoke City.
A True Christian team with traditional values, Chelsea will undoubtably take the coverted prizze of the EPL and CHampions League this year.
Blue is indeed the color.
Exod.36 3.35 And he made a vail ofblue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work
I prey this clarifies matters.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-27-2010, 11:11 PM
Oh, please, just take your fag game and go away.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-28-2010, 08:27 AM
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Oh, please, just take your fag game and go away.
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Hmmm for a right wind Christian, may I ask how you have such a homosexual picture in your possession?
I will pray for you Brother.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-28-2010, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Exod.36 3.35 And he made a vail ofblue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work
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You're obviously using a mistranslated, misinterpreted, false Bible. It's blue, WHITE, and scarlet, or in modern English RED WHITE AND BLUE.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-28-2010, 08:02 PM
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You're obviously using a mistranslated, misinterpreted, false Bible. It's blue, WHITE, and scarlet, or in modern English RED WHITE AND BLUE.
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My favourite colors Brother
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-28-2010, 08:51 PM
Good news Chelsea fans - we won 2-0 today.
Blue is the color.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-29-2010, 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Good news Chelsea fans - we won 2-0 today.
Blue is the color.
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You do look happy celebrating.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-30-2010, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Good news Chelsea fans - we won 2-0 today.
Blue is the color.
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On one thread you seek Gods forgiveness and badges for being a Homer basher, on this you are promoting and advocating semi-clad young men to run around hugging and kissing each other in a public arena.
You're confused Colin and I will pray for you.
Job.10
- [15] If I be wicked, woe unto me; and if I be righteous, yet will I not lift up my head. I am full of confusion; therefore see thou mine affliction;
Exod.22
" 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."
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Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL -
08-30-2010, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Blue is the color.
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Um . . . Grease is the word?
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Good News Chelsea fans, Rimirez our new $20m Brazilian player is in line to make his debut on Saturday against Stroke City.
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I don't even want to know what this perversion is about. Sounds like homosexual pornography. Probably involving that grease.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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