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Jesus' eternal love Hi Everyone :) - 07-25-2019, 01:21 PM

Hi all,

My name is Donald Hughes, and I am a functioning part of society, so I'm obviously not religious.


And I wanted to ask the forum, if any of you baptist-following-mormons have considered mass-suicide?


There's clearly a problem with the number of dim-witted subhumans that follow magical fairies in the skies in the world right now. And even though religion is fading away (Thank GOD right? Uff! Thank GOD for you people vanishing with time), action is evidently necessary to speed up the process.


So! With this in mind: how about throwing yourselves in front of a train, or drowning yourselves in a lake?


Finally, I hope this message reaches as many of you as possible, and please, get off your overfed and uneducated asses rapidly onto your demise.


Best regards! )
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-25-2019, 01:54 PM

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Hi all,

My name is Donald Hughes, and I am a functioning part of society, so I'm obviously not religious.

And I wanted to ask the forum, if any of you baptist-following-mormons have considered mass-suicide?

There's clearly a problem with the number of dim-witted subhumans that follow magical fairies in the skies in the world right now. And even though religion is fading away (Thank GOD right? Uff! Thank GOD for you people vanishing with time), action is evidently necessary to speed up the process.

So! With this in mind: how about throwing yourselves in front of a train, or drowning yourselves in a lake?

Finally, I hope this message reaches as many of you as possible, and please, get off your overfed and uneducated asses rapidly onto your demise.

Best regards! )
Dear Mr. Trash: Normally, I like to greet our newcomers with a friendly welcome to . But, as it appears that you are here to troll us and to mock the servants of the , that won't be necessary since you will not be with us for too long. I'm guessing that our Godly pastors and moderators are already hard at work. But before you do get banned from this site, might I leave you with this from the , and may I suggest that you consider it very carefully, as it pertains to YOU!

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-25-2019, 02:09 PM

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Dear Mr. Trash:
A very kind response to a rude and toxic introduction. I was curious what sort of "society" he was functioning in where there's no moral guidelines from God? Of course if society is like an organism with members and organs and stuff, individuals making up little cells, some people being teeth and others hair follicles, there still remains the possibility of tapeworms, ebola and rabies. They function within organisms quite well, too. Is he a tooth or is he a tapeworm? Or just a human centipede.
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A very kind response to a rude and toxic introduction. I was curious what sort of "society" he was functioning in where there's no moral guidelines from God? Of course if society is like an organism with members and organs and stuff, individuals making up little cells, some people being teeth and others hair follicles, there still remains the possibility of tapeworms, ebola and rabies. They function within organisms quite well, too. Is he a tooth or is he a tapeworm? Or just a human centipede.
Why, thank you kindly, dear Sister Mitza. I must admit: it seemed like the only obvious way to address him, since: a) he is unsaved trash; b) he will be treated like trash when he's thrown onto the fires of for all of eternity -- which he so surely deserves!

Revelation 20:10-15:
10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-25-2019, 06:28 PM

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Hi all,

My name is Donald Hughes, and I am a functioning part of society, so I'm obviously not religious.


And I wanted to ask the forum, if any of you baptist-following-mormons have considered mass-suicide?


There's clearly a problem with the number of dim-witted subhumans that follow magical fairies in the skies in the world right now. And even though religion is fading away (Thank GOD right? Uff! Thank GOD for you people vanishing with time), action is evidently necessary to speed up the process.


So! With this in mind: how about throwing yourselves in front of a train, or drowning yourselves in a lake?


Finally, I hope this message reaches as many of you as possible, and please, get off your overfed and uneducated asses rapidly onto your demise.


Best regards! )
Egging people to commit suicide. I have half a mind to report you to the police for your toxic and illegal behavior mister! You can also be assured that my Pa will read your post and deal with you accordingly with instruction from The KJV Bible. Also, nobody here is Mormon you ignorant fool! Also, what world do you live in where people follow magical fairies? Obviously you are a deranged hypocrite who belongs in an institution.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-25-2019, 08:23 PM

I am a bit on a loss here. Is God asking us to commit suicide? Or is it only you?The answer differs.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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I'll have you know the only Mormon I have ever followed was because he was going 30 in a 55 MPH zone and I couldn't pass him!


Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-25-2019, 11:38 PM

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Hi all,

My name is Donald Hughes, and I am a functioning part of society, so I'm obviously not religious.


And I wanted to ask the forum, if any of you baptist-following-mormons have considered mass-suicide?


There's clearly a problem with the number of dim-witted subhumans that follow magical fairies in the skies in the world right now. And even though religion is fading away (Thank GOD right? Uff! Thank GOD for you people vanishing with time), action is evidently necessary to speed up the process.


So! With this in mind: how about throwing yourselves in front of a train, or drowning yourselves in a lake?


Finally, I hope this message reaches as many of you as possible, and please, get off your overfed and uneducated asses rapidly onto your demise.


Best regards! )
Preach it dude!
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Hello Mr. Seed, are you Mr. Trash talking to himself?
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 05:13 AM

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Hello Mr. Seed, are you Mr. Trash talking to himself?
Really? name calling?
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I am a bit on a loss here. Is God asking us to commit suicide? Or is it only you?The answer differs.
Since there is no magical fairy up in the sky, I'm the one begging you to kill yourself.


Really, you've some deep inbred stupidity right there, you can't even figure out if a directed-to-yourself sentence is what it is.
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 11:08 AM

^How did it feel being rejected by every girl in high school? You know what would actually help you find a decent girlfriend? The Bible you ignorant fool.


It really boggles my mind how people make judgements about something before they even bothered to read the thing.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 11:09 AM

So you are asking us to commit suicide? That's a crime, sir.Luckily enough now that Boris Johnson has taken the power, Britain will be great again and the city of Reading will need workers. And that will let you less time to commit crimes online, crimes against the Lord AND against the law.


PRAISE THE LORD FOR BORIS JOHNSON.


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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 11:34 AM

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So you are asking us to commit suicide? That's a crime, sir.Luckily enough now that Boris Johnson has taken the power, Britain will be great again and the city of Reading will need workers. And that will let you less time to commit crimes online, crimes against the Lord AND against the law.


PRAISE THE LORD FOR BORIS JOHNSON.
Asking for someone to commit suicide is not a crime, sir.


You love references, show me where in the US Penal Code that's a crime.


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^How did it feel being rejected by every girl in high school? You know what would actually help you find a decent girlfriend? The Bible you ignorant fool.


It really boggles my mind how people make judgements about something before they even bothered to read the thing.

Is poor miss piggy taking offence? How does it feel to be a sweaty-underage-mess-of-a-subhuman?


Go burn yourself in a pyre.
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Love Jesus Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 11:43 AM

Well boy, thanks for giving us further evidence that atheists are all hateful maniacs with no morals. Clearly we'd all be MUCH better people without Lord Jesus. Do all of you people go around telling others to kill themselves?

Praying for you.


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Well boy, thanks for giving us further evidence that atheists are all hateful maniacs with no morals. Do all of you people go around telling others to kill themselves?

Praying for you.
Aye, it's atheists that are hateful.


It ain't you right?


1. The one advocating other people are lesser than yourselves since they don't follow your fairy.


2. The one advocating your country and your people are better than others.


3. The one advocating women are to be treated like merchandise, or slaves to your medieval beliefs.


4. The one(s) who admire Hitler, which yeah, I looked it up, you ass-wipes believe he's alive (or was), evidently wishfully hoping he were,


5. The one(s) who congregate like sheep to follow words in a book written by delusional ass-f*cks,


You gun-toting retards shall soon have their forum soon flamed to the high end of hell.
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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 12:08 PM

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Asking for someone to commit suicide is not a crime, sir.

You love references, show me where in the US Penal Code that's a crime.
Given that you're not in the US, why is the US Penal Code relevant? You might find this more helpful if you want to keep out of trouble.

(Brother Gonz, let me know privately if you want to take this further and I'll put you in touch with my second-eldest brother.)


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Default Re: Hi Everyone :) - 07-26-2019, 01:36 PM

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Asking for someone to commit suicide is not a crime, sir.


You love references, show me where in the US Penal Code that's a crime.
I don't love references, I love God. I often quote only form the Bible, but I am going to go with your request here:


https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/en...new-york-46759


If we attempt to commit suicide because of your words, you are guilty of involuntary manslaughter. I mean, in your case one of our jew lawyers could get a murder in the first degree conviction.
And we have your intention written here. Along with all the things you have agreed in our terms and conditions.


It is VERY rude to come to our little corner in the web to persecute and harass us; committing slander and libel and trying to make us suicide. But your persecution is a good sign!


Matthew 5:10

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake:
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


Thanks a lot for your service!


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