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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 08:41 AM
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Sir Cranky, do you make a habit of contradicting yourself?
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How am I contradicting myself if I wonder if you really live in New Zealand? I still do by the way, you seem to be dodging my question.
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Rarely means Sparse, but still in existance. If you can "rarely" find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means you can. If you can "rarely find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means that a canoe is not New Zealand's most advanced form of transportation.
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I have to agree you seem to have a point there. Perhaps once in a while a tourist is in New Zealand with a Hummer thereby temporarily upgrading New Zealand's most advanced form of transportation. Since the tourist in question probably leaves yelling and screaming very fast, it would explain why it only occurs rarely as mentioned by Freeks-Angel.
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The very same post you got this puote from Bryan Tamariki gave evidence to the first of seven new Navy ships to the RNZN(Royal New Zealand Navy). I suggest you go back and review that post, as it was the first evidence against you. New Navy ship > canoe
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I never claimed you are the only one who is in denial about the canoes. I claimed other people from New Zealand disagree with you and proved my point by giving several examples.
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Obviously, this "prehistoric boat" is more advanced than the canoe, as it arrived in New Zealand much later then the Maori people did.
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True. But when Columbus left he took his boat with him so it is no longer in New Zealand. The canoe actually stayed.
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Other people from New Zealand agree with me, are YOU sure you are from New Zealand?
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I am sure I am not from New Zealand. I am from America. I never claimed to be from New Zealand. You might want to start paying better attention so you look less like an idiot.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 08:44 AM
Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.
I hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 08:48 AM
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Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.
I hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?
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Sir I am humbled that you treat me with some sense of respect, I eagerly await the graph.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:01 AM
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Sir I am humbled that you treat me with some sense of respect, I eagerly await the graph.
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Bob, I think all the sheep buggering has damaged your eyesight (I've heard that is what happens). What 'graph' do you want? Did you mean staff?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:02 AM
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Sir I am humbled that you treat me with some sense of respect, I eagerly await the graph.
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It seems you are not only stupid but that you are also blind. Brother James mentioned a "paragraph" which is not the same as a "graph". See how I yet again prove that you are an idiot?
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:11 AM
Indeed that is my bad, I meant paragraph.We have all made mistakes, I'm just relieved you both took the liberty to pounce on my incorrect word choice like hungry lions looking for scraps.
I also apologise, for I thought I saw proceeding, but it was in face preceeding.
This only raises the question as to which paragraph in particular?
I'm interested.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:17 AM
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Indeed that is my bad, I meant paragraph.We have all made mistakes
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Yes, we are all human and we can all make mistakes. You seem to be making an awful lot of them though.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:17 AM
Bob, you certainly could use the KJV1611 as you seem to loose your way a lot. I can help with some guidance but God really should be your main man.
This is the preceding paragraph:
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Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:28 AM
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Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.
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I hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?
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I have no justifiable doubt that you are indeed a man of God, however this has no correlation to "God hates New Zealand".
Unless of course, you ARE God, then indeed if you hate New Zealand, then God hates New Zealand, but this is not the case.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:29 AM
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Haha, my apologise I seem to have misspelt 'quote' as 'puote'
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Ahem. You also misspelled 'misspelt'.
And you misspelled apologies.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:30 AM
[QUOTE=JI hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?[/QUOTE]
Have ANY of you guys even been to New Zealand? Its a much better place that you think.
We haqve better cars in NZ than Hummers. We have Lamboghini, Holden, BMW, VW, Porsh, Ford, Toyota, Honda and many more.
and you can tell a NZ person by there facts. Since you guys come from America you seem not to know a lot about our nation. your facts are based on your beliefs and opinions. Take a trip there and have a second opinion. We know New Zealand better than you.
Also we could say alot about your country but do you see us doing that. no
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:36 AM
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Have ANY of you guys even been to New Zealand?
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I have never been there and I have no plans to ever go there either. I hate sheep, no fun to hunt them and I am not a great fan of canoes either.
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Also we could say alot about your country but do you see us doing that. no
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:38 AM
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I have no justifiable doubt that you are indeed a man of God, however this has no correlation to "God hates New Zealand".
Unless of course, you ARE God, then indeed if you hate New Zealand, then God hates New Zealand, but this is not the case.
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Bob, you seem to of nearly completely missed the point. But being a patient man, working with leesr humans on my farm, I have developed tolerence.
So Bob, we both agree, I am a True Christian™. Good.
As a True Christian™, I only do (see, the keyword, Bob?) what God wants me to do. I am an honest hard working, loving man. Just like God wants me to me. I spread His Word©, just as He requests. I do nothing that God does not want me to do.
Do you agree with that? Do you agree that unless God says otherwise, I only do and think as He says?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:40 AM
Sir Cranky, I'm curious, why is there a long list of countries that are doomed for hell, and the USA isn't?
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:41 AM
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Have ANY of you guys even been to New Zealand? Its a much better place that you think.
We haqve better cars in NZ than Hummers. We have Lamboghini, Holden, BMW, VW, Porsh, Ford, Toyota, Honda and many more.
and you can tell a NZ person by there facts. Since you guys come from America you seem not to know a lot about our nation. your facts are based on your beliefs and opinions. Take a trip there and have a second opinion. We know New Zealand better than you.
Also we could say alot about your country but do you see us doing that. no
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Son, you need to do a sit wdown with a very good close and personal friend of mine. He too, is really into cars. Perhaps you've heard of Him? His name is Jesus.
There is no car car called a 'Porsh'.
Hummers are what people from New Zeeland do to sheep.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:44 AM
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Bob, you seem to of nearly completely missed the point. But being a patient man, working with leesr humans on my farm, I have developed tolerence.
So Bob, we both agree, I am a True Christian™. Good.
As a True Christian™, I only do (see, the keyword, Bob?) what God wants me to do. I am an honest hard working, loving man. Just like God wants me to me. I spread His Word©, just as He requests. I do nothing that God does not want me to do.
Do you agree with that? Do you agree that unless God says otherwise, I only do and think as He says?
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Thank you for explaining, I appreciate it. I will keep your question close to mind, however are you saying that You do NOTHING that God DOES NOT want you to do?
Does this you do not sin?
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:47 AM
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Sir Cranky, I'm curious, why is there a long list of countries that are doomed for hell, and the USA isn't?
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Actually I am not 100% sure that America is not doomed. We made the very big mistake of electing Obama and God surely is punishing us for that. For example Obama is severely damaging our army by allowing gays to openly join now . I really hope all Americans will fix this great mistake during the next elections. I am convinced we are still God's favorite nation though.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-17-2010, 09:47 AM
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Sir Cranky, I'm curious, why is there a long list of countries that are doomed for hell, and the USA isn't?
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Bob, God does not hate every country. Only the bad ones.
You see Bob, it is like Heaven and hell. Those that are repentant and those that are sinners. It is called balance. You cannot have the good without the bad. The cold without the hot. The wet without the dry. The Godly without the godless. The night without the day. The haves without the have nots.
Now Bob, I am sure you'll agree, the USA is a fairly large country, with an abundance of natural resources, right? Think for a moment, if you were God. In one hand, the mighty USA. What would be on the other hand? Should not God be balanced? You would not want Him to be tilted, would you? So, He has to choose the worst of the other countries to balance out.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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04-17-2010, 09:52 AM
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Thank you for explaining, I appreciate it. I will keep your question close to mind, however are you saying that You do NOTHING that God DOES NOT want you to do?
Does this you do not sin?
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Bob, you are a lousy writer. Sorry
I live my life according to God's Word. Plain and simple.
No, I do not sin.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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04-17-2010, 10:09 AM
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Bob, you are a lousy writer. Sorry
I live my life according to God's Word. Plain and simple.
No, I do not sin.
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So if you were there when Jesus said ""let he who is without sin, cast the first stone", you would've happily threw your stones?
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