[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Quid Pro Quo - Latin is a little beyond the Democrats, now it's "bribery" and "extortion" that our Godly president Trump is being accused of.

It's time to get down to the facts about the Ukraine - a pointless and tedious little country that is 5,705 miles from our shores, and most Americans know little and could care less about.

Religion(s) (aka Jesus)

Ukrainian Autocephalous Orthodox Church
Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Kievan Patriarchate
Ukrainian Byzantine Rite Catholics
Greek Rite Catholics
Oriental Orthodox Christianity
Ruthenian Greek Catholic Church
Kiev Patriarchate
Moscow Patriarchate
Rodnovery (Slavic native faith - pagan)

Pointless Fact: Ukraine has a "Christian" pilgrimage site housing Scythian tomb relics and catacombs containing mummified Orthodox monks.

Bottom line - no Baptists anywhere in sight.

Music

A cross between country line dancing and a soy bean auction - and the "ethnic" costumes are indistinguishable from just about any other Eastern European country. Insufferable Justin Bieber and Katie Perry music is shorter, but that's not saying much.

Food

The most notable claim to fame is a dish called Chicken Kiev - a lump of butter rolled up in a chicken breast, breaded and fried or baked. Anything from Chick-fil-A is more appetizing.

Everything else in the Ukraine starts with a pot of boiling water to which some cabbage, turnips, and potatoes is thrown in. If anyone says there is lots of other good stuff to eat in the Ukraine, it's likely from somewhere else.

Women

Let's face it, the Democrats have pretty much destroyed American womanhood with their Feminazis, bull dyke lezbeans, personal pronouns, and transgenderism. A Godly manly True Christian™ man has a difficult time being inspired to produce Soldiers for Christ beyond deploying a turkey baster.

If you want a great looking Eastern European wife like Donald Trump's FLOTUS, stay away from the Ukraine.

If you happen to visit those foreign dating sites on the internet, you will find that the Ukraine women look mostly like sluts. You can't blame them as they will do almost anything to get out of their shithole country.



Beware, Ukraine women will look like this by the time they are 30.



Products

Check your house, do you see anything you own that says "Made in Ukraine" on it? Is there anything for sale at Walmart, Target, Macy's, Best Buy, or Home Depot that has "Made in Ukraine" on it? Are there any car dealerships selling Ukraine cars?


Does anyone want to see Hunter Biden on the Ukraine TV version of "Dancing with the Stars"? Evidently he doesn't either, but most of us would like to see him behind bars.

[Alvin Moss]

Ukraine is a false country and it has no business attempting to be one. It is actually THE Ukraine which is a Russian word meaning the place to go fight wars with Germany, Poland and the Turks. There are no Ukrainian people as the inhabitants are all the descendants of people who were left there accidently or forced to go there for petty crimes. Now, some astute criminals have learned that they can set up a government, elect themselves to high office, tax passersby and rent offices in high rise office buildings to house their criminal enterprises. Naturally, this situation has attracted the attention of Democrats who have promptly gone there to demand a piece of the action.


In as much as the area of the Ukraine has never been known to produce anything useful to mankind and it is now a thinly disguised criminal conspiracy, I believe that no time should be wasted in attending to the complete and utter destruction of the entire place. I believe that the President should order our armed forces to turn Ukraine into the wasteland it deserves to be, using a few of our older atomic bombs. As an added benefit, once the population of the area has been removed, the land scorched by fire and the buildings made to resemble inner city Detroit, the godless wretches who infest our cities can be notified that there is a new promised land for them where they will feel at home and the Earth is full of baked potatoes waiting to be dug up and eaten. The heathens can then be transported there to the satisfaction of the Lord God and perhaps McDonalds, sensing the opening of a new market, would help to defray expenses.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Products

Check your house, do you see anything you own that says "Made in Ukraine" on it? Is there anything for sale at Walmart, Target, Macy's, Best Buy, or Home Depot that has "Made in Ukraine" on it? Are there any car dealerships selling Ukraine cars?

Wasn't Chernobyl made in Ukraine? That would explain why nothing is produced there - the whole country is a radioactive wasteland with eight-legged mutants running around.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Wasn't Chernobyl made in Ukraine? That would explain why nothing is produced there - the whole country is a radioactive wasteland with eight-legged mutants running around.

Yes I had the misfortune to visit Kiev in The Ukraine a couple of years ago (let's just say I was "investigating"). Nowadays they want everyone to call it just Ukraine and Kyiv, presumably to reflect their deformed, radiation induced mutant populace, and out of shame for their dismal history, firstly being occupied by Russia who called them The Ukraine and used the Russian spelling of their capital city (someone should probably tell the Republican Congressmen who repeatedly refer to it as The Ukraine). Then secondly, being occupied by Nazi Germany during WW2.

So let's see... what has The Ukraine done for us lately? During The Normandy for instance? The history section on Conservapedia notes that The Ukraine was hanging out with The Kurds drinking soy lattes at that time, and not aiding The Donald in his mission to end corruption everywhere in the world starting one case at a time with Joe Biden's son but definitely also getting to other cases eventually. That's why Trump has so many shady connections and all his collaborators end up in prison, he just works so tirelessly on corruption.

[Johny Joe Hold]

To illustrate how little Ukraine can do for us, look at one of their Generals:

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Bryan,

In the name of all that is good and holy, I hope you didn’t listen to the entire video of those Ukrainisluts as they pranced around trying to trap men into unspeakable acts. Their dancing seems inspired by the heavy metal band ABBA, known for turning first one way and then the other as they rambled on about Waterloo and Taking a Chance. Disgusting. Your post proves once and for all that this “country” is not worth our time or money. Their religions seem to spit in the face of Jesus.

God bless you for this information, so vital to understanding the nonsense of impeachment proceedings against our President.

[Basilissa]

God really must hate Ukraine - they never really were a country until the break-up of the Soviet Union, then God told Putin to start slicing Ukraine off again, then God has guided a Russian missile to hit a Malaysian flight in Ukraine, and now God has struck again:

Originally Posted by whiny liberal media

A newly released video appears to show two missiles striking Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752 on January 8.All 176 people on board the flight were killed after it was brought down over the Iranian capital Tehran, hours after Iran had fired missiles at Iraqi bases housing US troops in retaliation for the killing of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani.
The video, published by the New York Times, appears to show the two missiles striking more than 20 seconds apart.

God must really hate Ukraine, because hitting the plane with just one missile was sufficient to bring the plane down, but then God guided a second missile to make sure there would be no survivors!