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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 06-06-2020, 04:06 PM

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The only thing I can think of that you sniff is pepper and it makes you sneeze? Are there pepper plantations down there? Certainly it is a lucrative business!
No, what Enrique produces and trades is definitely flour, I've seen it from afar, it's white and powdery. I asked and apparently it cannot be used to make sourdough bread, though, which is a pity. I overheard Enrique and his men talking about making and selling pasta, so it's a type of flour used to make pasta. I rarely eat pasta and never make the noodles myself, but that must be the Giuliani connection, the Italians live on nothing but pasta.

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And not only a note from the President, but also one from George Floyd (decd). After heaping posthumous praise on the President's job creation statistics, I'm sure he will find joy in your nuptial notice.
Indeed!

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OK... But this means that that special package of Enrique containing you-know-what now has to be XXX(X)L. I'm sitting here in the Situation Room next to Donnie sipping the 1953 Mouton Rothschild and he says it's OK to send you his congrats in the form of this new artwork of him. Now get back to tithing and stop the hysterics.
Oh!... This is the happiest moment of my life!...
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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 06-06-2020, 08:31 PM

Congratulations! I have no doubt that the Lord will bless you and Enrique!


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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 06-06-2020, 08:57 PM

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Friends, I am SO excited to share some GREAT news: I am engaged and soon to be married! (I dunno how soon, but I'm sure it will be SOON).
Naturally, there is joy in the heart of any Christian for a woman who is about to set aside the ways of the world, ambition, career, learning, personal advancement, etc, etc, for her primary purpose in bearing and raising children in the Christian tradition under the strict guidance of her husband, and yet...

... and yet this is tempered by the worrying phenomenon of some women who will do anything to obtain “a husband” almost regardless of his suitability:

Ec:7:25: I applied mine heart to know, and to search, and to seek out wisdom, and the reason of things, and to know the wickedness of folly, even of foolishness and madness:
Ec:7:26: And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
Ec:7:27: Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
Ec:7:28: Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
Ec:7:29: Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

The Good Lord is short on direct advice to women, (See John 2:3 – 4, for an exception) rather relying on

1Co:14:35: And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
1Co:14:40: Let all things be done decently and in order.

I have always seen this as implying (1) the eternal truth “You can tell a Christian woman, but you can’t tell her much.” and (ii) the Wisdom of God Who is fully aware that if He were to start directing advice to women, He would, even in His Infiniteness, soon run out of time to do the important things in life like inspiring Baptist Prophets.

But I am wandering from my point. My point is that to know whether a man is suitable, that man must be presented before the Council of Elders at Landover, who will press the suitor as to his Christianity.

Having read the a few details (provided by yourself, and hence probably biased) I caught myself wondering if it were at all possible or advisable for him to travel to the US.

If he can, he should.

PS Please do not suggest “Skype” or “WhatApp” as one invisible power speaking from the heavens is enough.





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