[Johny Joe Hold]

To our True Christian™ ladies, the President's son is getting divorced and will be looking for a new wife.

It goes without saying the Trump family has solid Christian credentials. So, here is Donald Jr., rich and handsome. I think some of our single Landover Baptist ladies might want to send him a picture:

[Mary Etheldreda]

This is good news, Brother Mayor! However, Mr. Etheldreda does have a question before submitting his bid for a potential betrothal contract. Do you know if Mr. Trump Jr. associates with his Jew sister and brother in law? This would be a deal breaker for Mr. Etheldreda, and I'm afraid I would have to agree myself. While I don't dare judge the dashing and successful young Mr. Trump, the LORD is leading me to hold dear to His command to not sit at the same table as unrepentant sinners (Leviticus 10:10; 1 Corinthians 5:13; 2nd Thessalonians 3:6; Ephesians 5:11). I feel would be remiss to let my daughter into a family that would expect her to associate with unapologetic Christ-killers, even if it was only during the holidays, weddings, and funerals.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

This is good news, Brother Mayor! However, Mr. Etheldreda does have a question before submitting his bid for a potential betrothal contract. Do you know if Mr. Trump Jr. associates with his Jew sister and brother in law? This would be a deal breaker for Mr. Etheldreda, and I'm afraid I would have to agree myself. While I don't dare judge the dashing and successful young Mr. Trump, the LORD is leading me to hold dear to His command to not sit at the same table as unrepentant sinners (Leviticus 10:10; 1 Corinthians 5:13; 2nd Thessalonians 3:6; Ephesians 5:11). I feel would be remiss to let my daughter into a family that would expect her to associate with unapologetic Christ-killers, even if it was only during the holidays, weddings, and funerals.[ . . . and the occasional court appearance.]

I share your aprehension, Sister. And Mr. Ethedreda is to be commended for puting his daughter's spiritual welfare above all other concerns.

You do know that those Jews often arrange marriages between cousins in order to keep all the property within the family, don't you? It's good to be cautious.

[Dana723]

Sadly, I am already married and my five virile, strong, and handsome sons are not gay. I do have an unmarried sister but she is 24 - way past betrothal age. I doubt our Donald Jr. would want an old maid.

[Bubba Buck]

I see no reason why Donald Trump Jr wouldn't make it into a Bachelor style charity auction for your church if you asked him. Betrothed him to a True Christian lady and make it a wealthy donation for the church so that the woman doesn't feel she's getting her money back after marriage. Donald Trump Jr is rich. Why would he need to profit from a high betrothal contract himself? Money should go to helping Pastor Flint's church.

[Titus Templeton]

Sadly I'm waiting for Ivanka to be free again. But I guess she still thinks shes Jewish.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Despite what some people have suggested I have no opinion on the matter.

1 Thessalonians 4:11 - And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

YIC

[Jim C. Lombardo]

If nobody else has bid, I'll buy him. He'd make an excellent addition to my trophy room.

[its_faith]

Some lucky Christian woman will hit the lottery.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The Donald Trump Jr/ Vanessa divorce can teach us all a lot about how to hold marriages together.

Donald Jr. was doing fine in the marriage. He enjoyed some girlfriends and since his wife has been pregnant for over a decade with their five children she had no time to cheat on him. Donald Jr. had made her sign a prenup agreement so she was dependent on him. Without her own source of wealth she made a good decision to stay married.

Then, things changed for the worse. Vanessa's father died and left a nice chunk of money. Her mother just bought a condo six million dollar condo unit and paid cash. Suddenly, Vanessa thinks she can live good without Donald Jr. and she has filed for divorce.

The lesson here is that men need to be more certain their wives do not have access to financial independence. Family values mean marriages live on.

https://pagesix.com/2018/04/07/vanes...ajor-windfall/

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The Donald Trump Jr/ Vanessa divorce can teach us all a lot about how to hold marriages together.

Donald Jr. was doing fine in the marriage. He enjoyed some girlfriends and since his wife has been pregnant for over a decade with their five children she had no time to cheat on him. Donald Jr. had made her sign a prenup agreement so she was dependent on him. Without her own source of wealth she made a good decision to stay married.

Then, things changed for the worse. Vanessa's father died and left a nice chunk of money. Her mother just bought a condo six million dollar condo unit and paid cash. Suddenly, Vanessa thinks she can live good without Donald Jr. and she has filed for divorce.

The lesson here is that men need to be more certain their wives do not have access to financial independence. Family values mean marriages live on.

https://pagesix.com/2018/04/07/vanes...ajor-windfall/

That's really disappointing. They looked like such a happy family.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

That's really disappointing. They looked like such a happy family.

So true, happiness is written all over their faces.

Even in this happy picture, however, you have to think she was unfairly plotting a way to harm Donald Jr by financing her own divorced life. Really, it was a form of unfaithfulness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Really, it was a form of unfaithfulness.

As was her refusal to avoid those jowls. I'm sorry, but any man who has to suffer a woman with jowls is a man with no pride. And we know the Trump Dynasty is a Proud Dynasty.