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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-03-2019, 02:26 AM
This thread title is terribly offensive. Particularly as it is coming from the mind of someone who finds aspects of the Bible offensive.

Christian women, young or old, belong to Christ. Why would any one of them spurn His Pure Love and Saving Grace to be violated by you?

His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-03-2019, 02:56 AM
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This thread title is terribly offensive. Particularly as it is coming from the mind of someone who finds aspects of the Bible offensive.

Christian women, young or old, belong to Christ. Why would any one of them spurn His Pure Love and Saving Grace to be violated by you?
And but just look at that picture! A parasitic worm lodged deep inside a calling bird; the messenger from Hell! Shoo Devil! We shall NOT want!

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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-05-2019, 11:15 PM
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Exactly, and does the Almighty LORD consent to the Onanistic sperm-murder orgies you commit while lusting over Polack borscht-farmers?

If human consent is the core of ethics, it would mean tolerating everything from prostitution to homosexuality to non-disciplinary spanking and then what's next? Autistic people having sex?

God says NO! NO MEANS NO!
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 05:05 PM
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I love borscht... and polish hotties...
And with that, you are hereby quarantined.

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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 05:07 PM
Poor Peter, all he asked for was a pornstar harem with ice cream. Instead this happened.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 07:30 PM
Bye. Participation trophies are by the door. Please don't take more of them than you need.





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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 08:55 PM
Pardon my asking, what is the quarantine? How dies it differ from the other penalties of bo return? Will he be eligible to be cured?

No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 09:01 PM
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Pardon my asking, what is the quarantine?
You'll see soon enough.

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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 10:19 PM
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Pardon my asking, what is the quarantine?...
I've been there. I've ... seen ... things.

No one comes out the same.

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No... you’re not 18. Next year drop us a resume with photos for consideration... We follow all federal rules while making our adult entertainment.

does brother faith machine have a sex offenders registry page?
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Jesus Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 02-03-2020, 12:55 AM
Just to return OT. Can we agree that Spice Girls have done surmounted damages of corruption on teenage girls for the past 20 years? I was on the verandah eating my dinner when I heard a nasty scream - one my neighbors tween daughters slipped from the balcony while imitating the crude Satanic gestures of Baby Spice, to "If You Want Be My Lover?" The silly twit broke her neck and died on impact. If she listened to Jesus instead of boy-hungry harlots, she might have lived to produce soldiers for Christ!

CORINTHIANS 7 : 1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 02-03-2020, 05:01 AM
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The silly twit broke her neck and died on impact.
How very sad. If only there were a True Christian™ nearby with the Spirit of Jesus in their heart, she could have been prayed over and lived (Matthew 21:22), not unlike the Jairus' daughter (Mark 5:21-43), only perhaps a bit more flattened.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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