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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
07-29-2019, 04:29 AM
Seek a man who respects you , not one of these.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-03-2019, 05:09 AM
Hello and thank you for being honest and straight. I am 37 and single. I am ready to marry and start my own family. I have a strong Christian background but I must be honest with you, my faith is badly shaken and I also need a strong Christian lady who can help me regain my solid faith in Christ. I am still a believer in Christ Jesus our savior.
Feel free to contact me. thanks
Tochukwu
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-03-2019, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Tutthakkamun
Hello and thank you for being honest and straight. I am 37 and single. I am ready to marry and start my own family. I have a strong Christian background but I must be honest with you, my faith is badly shaken and I also need a strong Christian lady who can help me regain my solid faith in Christ. I am still a believer in Christ Jesus our savior.
Feel free to contact me. thanks
Tochukwu
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Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I think you would find all the young ladies in Freehold are brutally honest and exceedingly straight. Freehold is a city built on a hill (Matthew 5:14), designed under the personal tutelage of the Holy Ghost Almighty Himself.
Landover Baptist Church has been named "Most Select Church In America" by U.S. News and World Report, "Now Harder To Get Into Than Harvard." Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.
I would encourage you to make yourself available without any restrictions or hesitations to the Department of Faith in order to hasten your Spiritual Inquisition. I look forward to your contributions on the forum in general, and especially to hearing about your success in our highly successful ex-negro program!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-03-2019, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Tutthakkamun
Hello and thank you for being honest and straight. I am 37 and single. I am ready to marry and start my own family. I have a strong Christian background but I must be honest with you, my faith is badly shaken and I also need a strong Christian lady who can help me regain my solid faith in Christ. I am still a believer in Christ Jesus our savior.
Feel free to contact me. thanks
Tochukwu
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Howdy Kimosabe. First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-04-2019, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.
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Indeed. I wonder if anyone has. Well, since...no, I won't go there.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-05-2019, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by TheCircleOfLife
Keep yourself in line, dear Grace. You should know right from wrong, you're not seven years old.
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Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
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Innkeeper for Christ
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Location: Owning the Libs
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-05-2019, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bible-Chan
Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
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So we follow the Bible 100%, and that makes us fake Christians? You, meanwhile, cherry pick the Bible for the bits and pieces you like, ignoring the other 97% of God's word, and that makes you a real Christian? Come on. 2 Timothy 3:16 - "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness." James 2:10 - "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Based and Christpilled 
† Titus 1:10-16† "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake ... Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth ... Unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."
The Goyim know. We know who killed Jesus (John 5:16, John 18:39-40, Matthew 27:25)
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Posts: 4,254
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-08-2019, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bible-Chan
Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
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Hello Miss Chan:  to  , at  . It appears that you are new here, and have somehow or another bypassed our Introduction Forum. We would love to get to know you. Please visit our Introduction Forum, where you can post a message to introduce yourself to the  believers here at  . This is something that we ask of all newcomers here.
The link to our Introduction Forum is below, and you can post your message by clicking on the blue "New Thread" button on the upper left of your screen.
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of  believers in the  . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to burn in  for all of eternity, unless you repent of your disgusting, sickening, horrible sins.
Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
I notice that during your brief time here at  you have managed to get an Infraction Notice already. Please know that we take our  teachings very seriously, and I recommend (very highly) that you do the same:  .
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
08-09-2019, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bible-Chan
Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
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How else would a Christian treat the faith, if not seriously? Do you treat it like some extended LARPing retreat?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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