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Default Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-28-2009, 04:01 AM

THIS is a revolting development. Why anyone doubts that queers recruit children is beyond me.

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'Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur leaves $300,000 in will to NY group that helps gay homeless youths

Bea Arthur left $300,000 in her will to a New York organization that aids homeless gay youth.

The Ali Fornay Center provides services to more than 1,000 each year, and is planning to buy a building to house 12 young people - and name it in honor of the "Golden Girls" actress.

The head of the center said he is thrilled with the stage and television legend's generosity.

"We work with hundreds of young people who are rejected by their families because of who they are," said Executive Director Carl Siciliano.

"We are overwhelmed with gratitude that Bea saw that LGBT youth deserve as much love and support as any other young person, and that she placed so much value in the work we do to protect them, and to help them rebuild their lives," he said.

The Ali Forney Center offers emergency shelter and transitional housing in seven residential sites in New York.

It also operates two drop-in centers offering food, clothing, medical and mental health treatment, HIV testing, treatment and prevention services, and vocational and educational assistance.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-28-2009, 07:28 AM

Well, I'm not too surprised since I've always suspected Bea Arthur of being a transsexual anyways. No woman should have a voice that deep. It's too bad she couldn't have left that money to a legitimate charity instead of creating a bathhouse/brothel for gay teenagers.

Of course, the organization isn't going to outright say that in the papers. What they also fail to mention besides providing room and board, HIV testing, and counseling, they will also maintain well-stocked condom machines, boxes of Astroglide, and probably several rubber fists and leather ensembles.



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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-28-2009, 01:07 PM

There's a reason why Godly, family-oriented Christian parents throw out their children for having made the sodomite deathstyle choice. The Ali Fornication Center, by helping those high-school homers avoid the natural consequences of their choices, is leading them away from the loving embrace of Our Lord Jesus Christ.


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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-28-2009, 07:17 PM

Once again its sad to see another example of liberal bias when fags are singled out for coddling treatment. What makes em so special over straight bums?

Would the NY Daily News praise me in their papers if I went to heaven and donated a large wad of cash to straight, middle to lower income Christian youth?


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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-28-2009, 08:15 PM

Well. I do not know what to say. Years ago, nephew Zebulun assured me that Bea Arthur was in fact “Arthur B.” and that the “B” stood for “Bathfire” and that ‘he’ was a man.” As a consequence I would be very cautious when switching on the television and never spoke of him/her.

However, now I find she was a woman! BUT a lezbean! (see evidence in link) and no relation to the Bathfires at all! So all my actions were unconsciously guided by God (and nephew Zebulun with whom I will later speak.)
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What are you talking about inside your little fundamentalist head regarding Men lead church, Women obey. If you are quoting Paul, you are quite confused in some areas.

First of all if you think this country was founded on Christianity you are truly NUTS. The native Americans were here first, they greeted the Mayflower and the lost Chris Columbus. Their faith was not Christianity and they are truly the REAL AMERICANS. There is a difference between the Christians and the Constitution as well as there should be. We have over 200 religions
in this country and the puritans left England to get away from Religious Oppression only to put scarlet letters on people who differed from their mindset.
What a load of crap you are handing people. Just refer to me as the Harlot because you have all along. Who made you God, is one of those demonic voices in your head I suppose. You show no signs of Christianity but appear more like a Pharasee.
Won any souls to Christ lately....? Didn't think so.
Get used to these words. Depart from me you workers of iniquity, I never knew you. Me thinks you may be hearing that phrase again unless you have a change of heart but you won't have any of us to help you out because those words will come from the Boss directly.

Jesus was never judgemental and saves that for another time. I must admit you have the non believers quite riled but not as much as we Christians. We the True believers. Of course if one is a true lover of Jesus and believe he is the Messiah, then we can spot a hypocrite a Bible away. You have been called out by people who feel folks like you enjoy hijacking their faith. No difference in you than an extreme islamist.
None. They hijacked the Muslim faith and you hijacked the Christian faith. That is all.
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[…]First of all if you think this country was founded on Christianity you are truly NUTS.
Just remind me, where do the words, “One Country Under God” appear? I bet you will later refer to the Puritans, who were Christian and hope I have forgotten what you have just said.
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The native Americans were here first,
It wasn’t The USA then was it? They were just illegal entrants from across the Bering Straits.
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Their faith was not Christianity and they are truly the REAL AMERICANS.
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Nope! We have 199 social societies given to gossip about Jesus and then we have 1 Landover.
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I’m sure you mean, “Who defied God and spat in His Perfect Face.” And did you mean those CHRISTIAN Puritans?
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Won any souls to Christ lately....? Didn't think so.
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Of course if one is a true lover of Jesus and believe he is the Messiah, then we can spot a hypocrite a Bible away.
Oh, “a Bible away”; like 3 inches? Sir A Landover Pastor is aware of a sinner’s presence before that sinner comes into sight!
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No difference in you than an extreme islamist. None. They hijacked the Muslim faith and you hijacked the Christian faith. That is all.
Sir, I will have you know that the muslins do not accept Jesus as (The Son Of) God. Your general ignorance of the difference between True Christianity and those moon-worshipers shows me (and Baby Jesus) how much of a Christian you are!





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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-28-2009, 11:15 PM

Forgive fellow Christians for staring but i must ask. Is one of Bea's breasts larger then the other? Maybe it could of been done when she changed her sex?
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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-30-2009, 10:11 PM

I am not writing for the NY TIMES
so I don't care about my grammar when conversing with a loon. The native Americans are the true Americans and you are correct it was not the USA when the puritans came over and stole the land, the corn and marched them off to a reservation. They were still Americans !
In you crazy babble are you tryin to say that if we took over Iraq in our occupation and sent all of the Iraqi's to a reservation, made them a state, the natives would not be entitled to their own religion?
IT is exactly the same thing.

I don't care what you think about my Christianity but I do care what Jesus thinks and quit referring to him as
Baby Jesus. He walked the earth. He live 33 and 1/3 years and was crucified on a cross, and rose the third day or have you not heard about that foundation of Christianity.

Money In America? In God we Trust? What God were they referring to? God Jehovah? Moon God as believed by some, God Buddah, as others believe, God Mohammad, as the muslims believe or God Money as the Wall street
and greedy believe. It doesn't say, does it?

Radical is radical and it doesn't matter if you are twisting Christian faith or the belief of Ishmil,(Muslim)belief, who happened to be the grandfather in law of Moses. The Jewish believe in their faith and the God of Abraham awaiting the new Messiah, the Christians believe in Jesus, the Buddhists believe in
Buddah and it goes on and on. We have our own faith and no one has a right to try and shove it on to another person. Do you believe as Orrin Hatch? The angel Morani? They worship that angel in the Ladder Day Saints and take the Book of Morman over the KJV.,
or any Holy Bible. Well they lean on the Pearl of Great Price as well. How about all the different religions and supposed to have ther freedom here in America to worship without the likes of you judging?
Quit trying to play God, seems like you have enough to do figuring out who you are, let alone other people.
I won't let you get away with your ramblings on here like some of the non believers which by the way is their choice as well. We do have free choice to believe or nor. God gives us free choice. I am probably your worst enemy on this board because I will call you everytime and take issue when people like you start trashing my faith. God hates it. Read about Discord among the brethern. Read it
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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 10-30-2009, 10:51 PM

$300,000 I heard those Nancy boys are planing to buy a truck with KY goodies with that money.
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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 11-01-2009, 01:17 PM

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Of course, the organization isn't going to outright say that in the papers. What they also fail to mention besides providing room and board, HIV testing, and counseling, they will also maintain well-stocked condom machines, boxes of Astroglide, and probably several rubber fists and leather ensembles.
What a very hateful and spiteful thing for a christian to say.
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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 11-01-2009, 02:08 PM

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What a very hateful and spiteful thing for a christian to say.
We're just trying to warn you about the dangers of sodomy and the radical queer agenda. How is that hateful? I suppose you think God is hateful too?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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What a very hateful and spiteful thing for a christian to say.
Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

I trust that you will shortly apologize to Rev. Osborne.


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Default Re: Bea Arthur Recruits Queer Youth From Beyond The Grave! - 11-02-2009, 03:59 PM

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I am not writing for the NY TIMES
so I don't care about my grammar when conversing with a loon. The native Americans are the true Americans and you are correct it was not the USA when the puritans came over and stole the land, the corn and marched them off to a reservation. They were still Americans !
In you crazy babble are you tryin to say that if we took over Iraq in our occupation and sent all of the Iraqi's to a reservation, made them a state, the natives would not be entitled to their own religion?
IT is exactly the same thing.

I don't care what you think about my Christianity but I do care what Jesus thinks and quit referring to him as
Baby Jesus. He walked the earth. He live 33 and 1/3 years and was crucified on a cross, and rose the third day or have you not heard about that foundation of Christianity.

Money In America? In God we Trust? What God were they referring to? God Jehovah? Moon God as believed by some, God Buddah, as others believe, God Mohammad, as the muslims believe or God Money as the Wall street
and greedy believe. It doesn't say, does it?

Radical is radical and it doesn't matter if you are twisting Christian faith or the belief of Ishmil,(Muslim)belief, who happened to be the grandfather in law of Moses. The Jewish believe in their faith and the God of Abraham awaiting the new Messiah, the Christians believe in Jesus, the Buddhists believe in
Buddah and it goes on and on. We have our own faith and no one has a right to try and shove it on to another person. Do you believe as Orrin Hatch? The angel Morani? They worship that angel in the Ladder Day Saints and take the Book of Morman over the KJV.,
or any Holy Bible. Well they lean on the Pearl of Great Price as well. How about all the different religions and supposed to have ther freedom here in America to worship without the likes of you judging?
Quit trying to play God, seems like you have enough to do figuring out who you are, let alone other people.
I won't let you get away with your ramblings on here like some of the non believers which by the way is their choice as well. We do have free choice to believe or nor. God gives us free choice. I am probably your worst enemy on this board because I will call you everytime and take issue when people like you start trashing my faith. God hates it. Read about Discord among the brethern. Read it
and then try and sell your fundamentalism of tradition to people who actually read and practice faith. It won't wash.
Translation: Blah, blah, blah, I'm a hippy flower child who hates Baby Jesus and America, blah, blah, blah

There, much more succinct and accurate.
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What a very hateful and spiteful thing for a christian to say.
Another hippy? Well, they do run in packs.
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