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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-20-2009, 05:28 PM

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Tá tú aon smaoineamh ar cad atá á rá agat i ndáil le Sasana, Albain, An Bhreatain Bheag agus Éire, nach bhfuil na highlands le 'ghetto' tú bitch bruscar ignorant leantóir, ach toisc go mbíonn an kilt stereotypical de na daoine hAlban ní chiallaíonn linn go léir a chaitheamh orthu, Tá mé bródúil nuair a chaitheamh mé mo clans tartan, ach ní féidir liom é a chaitheamh gach time.and toisc nach bhfuil a fhios agat an difríocht idir fear agus beostoc ní chiallaíonn nach féidir liom a insint an difríocht idir fear agus bean, agus seachas breathnú ar an piffleer's sé aerach sin tá sé coiriúil.
Strange that your language has no words for "ignorant stereotypical".





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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-20-2009, 07:22 PM

Now, now Groundskeeper Willie!

Ach, Dae ya not think it be time to come clean Willie (iffin' a schemie porridge wog could ever do so)?
Or is it Aileene?
Thankie be that ya took time out from collectin' trash and sheep shaggin' to come to this Godly Forum.
But: Are ya shaving us lass?
Now; seeing hows' ya talk manly, and all.... with the " ignorant piece of shit bitch follower" & " I am proud to wear my clan's tartan, but I don't wear it all the time".

Now lassie, I appreciate both the forceful way you dress-down a fellow woman .... and the fact that proudly wear your daddies Klan outfit to the soccer match.
But your still a thistle arsed Haggistani!

We righteous, True Christians, don't call it a kilt iffin' you dress in drag.
Tongue talk or not, it's a cross dressing homo-outfit >> An Bhreatain Bheag agus Éire, nach bhfuil na highlands le 'ghetto'....now git back to the golf course and purge yaself of that whusky, ya slobberin' pipe blower.

Scotty on the Glenn >>>>>


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-20-2009, 08:37 PM

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How can you think the highlands of the United Kingdom is the "ghetto", you ignorant piece of shit bitch follower. It is clear that wearing kilts is just stereotypical of the Scottish people. I am proud to wear my clan's tartan, but I don't wear it all the time. But you don't know the difference between a man and a barnyard animal, much less the difference between a man and a woman, telling by the look of you gay piffleers.

By the way, I need to find a better translator, as I left too may English words in, and should learn the difference between Irish and Scottish GAY-lic.
Following the ancient and hallowed traditions of Scotland. Yep.



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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-26-2009, 04:13 AM

1)Lesbian sex is the safest sex as regards to aids.
2)AIDS attacks the immune system not the brain.
3)Go Lesbians!
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-26-2009, 01:52 PM

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1)Lesbian sex is the safest sex as regards to aids.
Dear Krusty:

We already discussed that a while back in this thread. Try to keep up, dear.


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-27-2009, 02:26 AM

It is still a fact and I can say it as many times as I like pastor
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-27-2009, 01:49 PM

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It is still a fact and I can say it as many times as I like pastor
Wanna bet?

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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


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