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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-24-2009, 07:27 AM
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I never said I was a Christian.
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Of course you're a cafeteria Christian. You have a Bible quote in your sig and you were just posting what you "feel" God thinks.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-24-2009, 07:33 AM
I never said I was a Christian. я не повірив у Богу.
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-24-2009, 07:46 AM
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я не повірив у Богу.
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That's obvious. Now no more attention for you, devil.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-24-2009, 07:47 AM
Kudos if you figured out what language that was
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-24-2009, 07:50 AM
P.S. goodnight!
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-24-2009, 07:52 AM
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Kudos if you figured out what language that was
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горіти в пеклі!  
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-27-2009, 02:32 AM
The thing your son needs the most right now is your acceptance. He is going to get enough hassle form people at school, he needs your support. Their is nothing you can do, because your son doesn't need fixing. Beating your son is child abuse, that is also against the law. Follow mans law
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-27-2009, 02:55 AM
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The thing your son needs the most right now is your acceptance. He is going to get enough hassle form people at school, he needs your support. Their is nothing you can do, because your son doesn't need fixing.
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What sort of "mother" are you?! Oh yeah, you don't have children.
Imagine if you did. Would you sit there idly by knowing they were doomed to an eternity of suffering? You are honestly going stand in front of the LORD of Hosts and tell Him that?
Romans 1:32
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Beating your son is child abuse, that is also against the law. Follow mans law
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We do follow man's law. Spanking and discipline are not against the law.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-27-2009, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by KristySD
The thing your son needs the most right now is your acceptance. He is going to get enough hassle form people at school, he needs your support. Their is nothing you can do, because your son doesn't need fixing. Beating your son is child abuse, that is also against the law. Follow mans law
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That has to be the worst advice I've ever read on this Godly forum. Where does it say any of that in the Bible? And who are you to be giving out advice? A Godmocking unsaved teenage pervert!? This is a Christian form, miss lezbean, not a smutty dating site. You are not welcome here. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-28-2009, 06:43 AM
Greetings from the planet lesbo.
I just think it's sad that homosexuality is so threatening to your masculinity that you have to beat people or "string them up on a tree". Your kid , regardless of age, sex, religion or race has about a of being gay. It's also sad that your love of your children is so conditional. ACCEPTANCE is one of the most important things you can give your child. And I dont have to have children to know that.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-28-2009, 06:47 AM
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That has to be the worst advice I've ever read on this Godly forum. Where does it say any of that in the Bible? And who are you to be giving out advice? A Godmocking unsaved teenage pervert!? This is a Christian form, miss lezbean, not a smutty dating site. You are not welcome here. |
I have about as much as a right to say whatever i want as anyone else. I can give advice, he asked for some, I spoke my mind.
Im not looking to date anyone on this site. Actually the thought kinda repulses me. As for me not being welcome, sucks to be you dont it, cause you cant make me go away. Im sure some pastor could though come to think of it.
Love KristySD 
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-28-2009, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by KristySD
I have about as much as a right to say whatever i want as anyone else.
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No you don't. If you feel any of your rights have been violated, notify a Senior Pastor immediately.
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Originally Posted by KristySD
I can give advice, he asked for some, I spoke my mind.
Im not looking to date anyone on this site. Actually the thought kinda repulses me. As for me not being welcome, sucks to be you dont it, cause you cant make me go away.
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So true, Kristy, if that is your real name. I'm thinking it's Chris.
A picture of you holding an LBC sign would go a long way toward establishing trust.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-28-2009, 07:07 AM
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No you don't. If you feel any of your rights have been violated, notify a Senior Pastor immediately.
Yes I do have the right to say what I want, it is called freedom of speech. That applies everywhere including the internet.
So true, Kristy, if that is your real name. I'm thinking it's Chris.
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No my name really isnt Kristy. Im not going to tell you what my real name is cause well... that would just be stupid. Guess what the name Chris means.
bearing Christ inside". From Khristophoros. Popular among early Christians. The legend of Saint Christopher as the patron saint of travelers grew from the story of a giant who made his living carrying people across a river. According to the legend, one day he carried across a child whom he discovered was actually Christ.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-28-2009, 07:10 AM
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Okay, Mr. Chris. Whatever you say.
I'm not sure why you care so much about baby names.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-29-2009, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by KristySD
I have about as much as a right to say whatever i want as anyone else. I can give advice, he asked for some, I spoke my mind.
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We don't care what you think, and neither does Jesus. God condemns feminazi scum like you to an eternity in hellfire for disobeying Him. The only thing that you should be deciding is what pie to bake for your husband tonight.
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1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
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As for me not being welcome, sucks to be you dont it, cause you cant make me go away. Im sure some pastor could though come to think of it.
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This particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
One more outburst like that and you'll be tossed out like yesterday's garbage, taking one step closer to an eternity in the lake of fire. Sucks to be you, doesn't it. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-29-2009, 09:33 PM
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Okay, Mr. Chris. Whatever you say.
I'm not sure why you care so much about baby names.
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You tried to insult her by calling her Chris. She was pointing out that Chris is a Christian name.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-30-2009, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Godlovesally
You tried to insult me by calling me Chris. I was pointing out that Chris is a Christian name.
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Typos corrected. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
11-30-2009, 01:03 AM
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I may need to call Betty Bowers and the BASH program.
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Dear Repentant:
I am sorry I am late to this thread, but I would urge you to restrict yourself to seeking advice from our Male Church Elders, over the advice of a sister, even one as respected as Betty Bowers.
The reason is, the true nature of the homosexual and his vices is often shielded from we womenfolk, as our men know we are best spared all the details. So we have only our suspicions to go on, as to what "that scene" (as "the kids" say today) is really about.
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Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house! -
12-02-2009, 11:32 PM
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Greetings from the planet lesbo.
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So you won't be reproducing then?
Shame.
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