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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 02:52 AM
Praise the Lord and Pass the... Wedding Cake!!!
Captain and Mrs. Portway,
I am SO happy for the two of you! I'm new to this site - so I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding day. But let me start to try and turn what has been a way too controversial thread around.
Mrs. Portway I hope you know that Jesus love you!
You have obviously been blessed with a mature and righteous husband. Not many 14 year old women are granted such a privilege. To think about how many whores are getting knocked up out of wed lock in the inner cities disgusts me. I'm so happy you will be able to fulfill your role as baby-maker in a loving and Christian™ home. Have you started thinking about baby names yet?
Captain Portway - I have so many good things to say about this entire thread... but I'm just going to hold them to myself. Let the heathens blow their horns Jesus knows the great things you are doing.
Well... I just have to praise just this one act... Please don't think me prone to flattery - and please don't allow this to shake your humble nature...
I just have to say how magnanimous it is of you to allow your 14 year old bride to continue her home schooling while you are out of town. I can only imagine that it places a strain on just how tidy she can keep the house. To any of the idiots who were shouting non-sense about you not loving her - I would tell them to take a hard look at your actions.
Sir - you might not even say that you love her yet... but if allowing her to continue to learn about our Lord and Savior is not a gesture of true LOVE. Then I don't know what is.
Congratulations to you both - I hope you break all previous records for pushing out a little Christian™ army in record time. I think starting at age 14 is a great way to go. I'm praying for at least twins on the first shot! Don't waste a moment! Go go go!
Yours In Christ,
Kenny Ray
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Some folks say a woman needs some downtime after they push their first one out - that is poppycock - you can keep on banging those drums as hard, loud, and long - as long as you are banging them for the LORD!
PPS - Once a young woman "finds her footing" in her role - things can get... well... if you newly-weds wear your mattress and/or box-spring out - let me know - I may have an online contact that can get you a new one mailed to you in 24 hours! (Made in America! )
Congratulations again - to both of you! PRAISE JESUS!
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 03:14 AM
WHAT!!!!???? How dare you sell your daughter! Don't you love her?!?! I'm new to this website so I don't know your "ways" but this is disgusting!!! What is the difference between a prostitute selling her body to a man then you selling your daughter to an older disgusting man! I will tell you the difference... NOTHING! Except your daughter has no choice in the matter! Have you even asked your daughter how she feels about this?
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 04:00 AM
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WHAT!!!!???? How dare you sell your daughter! Don't you love her?!?! I'm new to this website so I don't know your "ways" but this is disgusting!!! What is the difference between a prostitute selling her body to a man then you selling your daughter to an older disgusting man! I will tell you the difference... NOTHING! Except your daughter has no choice in the matter! Have you even asked your daughter how she feels about this?
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Our "ways" are God's ways. Read your Bible and then DO WHAT IT SAYS!
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Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 04:04 AM
Please forgive me if I misinterpreted this post, but was the young lady in question auctioned off as a wife? I'm very happy that the two will be soon enjoying their nuptials. However, are there more True Christian women out there for auction? And where?
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 04:18 AM
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Please forgive me if I misinterpreted this post, but was the young lady in question auctioned off as a wife? I'm very happy that the two will be soon enjoying their nuptials. However, are there more True Christian women out there for auction? And where?
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No True Christian™ would ever sell their women to a witch. Forget about that. Not gonna happen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 04:39 AM
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No True Christian™ would ever sell their women to a witch. Forget about that. Not gonna happen.
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I just figured it was worth a shot to ask.
But I was also thinking; Could True Christian Women be used in conversion therapy of homo and bi sexuals?
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 05:11 AM
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I just figured it was worth a shot to ask.
But I was also thinking; Could True Christian Women be used in conversion therapy of homo and bi sexuals?
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Of course not. Curing someone of the gay also involves teaching them how to be a real man and a True Christian™, and a woman having authority over a man is forbidden by God.
(1 Timothy 2:12) "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
It's all right there in the KJV Bible for people who aren't too slothful (that's covered, too) to read it.
Nope, the firm hand of a Pastor is needed in situations like you describe.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
P.S. And there isn't such a thing as a "bisexual." That's just a homo with commitment issues.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 05:23 AM
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Of course not. Curing someone of the gay also involves teaching them how to be a real man and a True Christian, and a woman having authority over a man is forbidden by God.
(1 Timothy 2:12) "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
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Thank you, thats most helpful. And now I know exactly where to look in my new KJV Bible for some more clarity!
But by my terms used, I meant that a woman could be used by a pastor as a sort of learning aide to help the confused Homo.
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 05:30 AM
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Thank you, thats most helpful. And now I know exactly where to look in my new KJV Bible for some more clarity!
But by my terms used, I meant that a woman could be used by a pastor as a sort of learning aide to help the confused Homo.
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Thank you for the clarification, but I'm afraid I don't know the answer. In my personal transition from filthy sodomite to True Christian™ there were only men involved.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 05:45 AM
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Thank you, thats most helpful. And now I know exactly where to look in my new KJV Bible for some more clarity!
But by my terms used, I meant that a woman could be used by a pastor as a sort of learning aide to help the confused Homo.
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A woman can be wed to a homo after treatment, or used in the kitchens of institutions to feed homos undergoing behavioral modification. A woman might be used as a pointer, or a model, but to otherwise use her as a "learning aid" would be a clear defiance of God's authority. Women who convey insight using speech or writing are at risk of eternal fire, and they put at risk the men who are responsible for them as well. It is best that they speak in tautologies and cliches, if they speak at all, lest they flirt with the definition of teaching.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 05:57 AM
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It is best that they speak in tautologies and cliches, if they speak at all, lest they flirt with the definition of teaching.
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Better safe than sorry.
A purpose is an end per se.
(Billy Bob: I approve this post).
1 Corinthians 11:3
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-06-2012, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Misunderstood
WHAT!!!!???? How dare you sell your daughter! Don't you love her?!?! I'm new to this website so I don't know your "ways" but this is disgusting!!! What is the difference between a prostitute selling her body to a man then you selling your daughter to an older disgusting man! I will tell you the difference... NOTHING! Except your daughter has no choice in the matter! Have you even asked your daughter how she feels about this?
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Do you remember this post?
In it you said:
The reason why we have God's Word is because following our own ideas would lead us away from Him. Prostitutes are just one example of that and perhaps there is not much difference between a heathen or secularist "marriage" and working in a brothel with just one customer. I don't know.
But God's standard for marriage is set out in His Word and He has made it very clear indeed what HIS standard is. So before you comment on Mr & Mrs Portway's life together I suggest that you put your words into action AND READ THE BIBLE.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-07-2012, 07:41 PM
I believe this whole post proves something:
Christians do what they're told regardless of what's right
Atheists do what's right regardless of what they're told.
I honestly sincerely wish there were a hell, because if there were everyone who supported this sham of a marriage would surely be there. I guess I will have to take solace in the fact that you are all living your lives according to an iron age book, and looking towards a heaven that doesn't exist. While squandering the only life you do have and creating your own personal hell.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-07-2012, 07:47 PM
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Christians do what they're told regardless of what's right
Atheists do what's right regardless of what they're told.
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Silly atheist! You found that on facebook, didn't you?
The truth is, atheists can't know wrong from right because they deny the very Creator of Right and Good and Perfection. They are nothing but immoral animals acting on instinct alone. They are no more "right" than my dog who cleans his scrotum with his own tongue because he has no sense to do it any other way.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-07-2012, 08:02 PM
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I believe this whole post proves something:
Christians do what they're told regardless of what's right
Atheists do what's right regardless of what they're told.
I honestly sincerely wish there were a hell, because if there were everyone who supported this sham of a marriage would surely be there. I guess I will have to take solace in the fact that you are all living your lives according to an iron age book, and looking towards a heaven that doesn't exist. While squandering the only life you do have and creating your own personal hell.
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Aaron called me and wanted me to post that I'm happy he is my husband and that my life is good now and that running a small hog farm and being his wife is all I ever wanted and now I have that. So thats it I guess. I have to go check on the hogs.
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05-07-2012, 08:09 PM
Instead of selling your daughter, why not pray for the extra money? or just give her up for adoption, she doesnt look happy anyways
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
05-07-2012, 08:13 PM
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Instead of selling your daughter, why not pray for the extra money? or just give her up for adoption, she doesnt look happy anyways
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She says she's happy. Besides, more money can't offer her eternal salvation like childbirth can.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-08-2012, 03:09 AM
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I honestly sincerely wish there were a hell...
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Oh don't worry, there most certainly is a hell, pal. You'll be finding out about that any day now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-08-2012, 09:48 PM
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Aaron called me and wanted me to post that I'm happy he is my husband and that my life is good now and that running a small hog farm and being his wife is all I ever wanted and now I have that. So thats it I guess. I have to go check on the hogs.
YIC
Mrs. Portway
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Hello Mrs Portway .
If they are free-range pigs, remember to look out for dead ones - they hide them away until they go black and then eat them (usually underneath sheds and things). When I was your age it was one of my jobs to crawl underneath the woolshed and drag them out. During the shearing it could get a bit uncomfortable I suppose because it was hot and there were all those sheep above me (I could watch through the slatted floor which was fun, although it was a bit smelly) but the shearers would help to clean me up and let me use their shower afterwards, which was nice of them.
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13 ..Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.
©1611 How are your prospects for salvation looking? Mr Portway has given you an oppotuunity here and it's been - how long now?
If there's anything I can do for you do please not hesitate to let Mr Portway know.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-10-2012, 02:20 AM
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He'd like at least $700 for her
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$700 is a bit steep I reckon.
In the late 60s early 70s, I was trucking mostly south of route 82, on several accounts I was offered a so called True Christian Virgin, for as much but no more than $50.
$400 seems more reasonable, provided she's a True Christian Virgin as you say. Not showing up PG by late summer as often the case was then.
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