[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by turdbear

Most Baptists absolutely don't believe this crap they're peddling on this board.

Yep, in fact it was a "baptist" minister who told me that reading the Bible was a sin. He got tired of me asking him to explain the scripture that he had taken out of context.

In fact I almost lost my faith because of these false christians and their cherry picking ways. Thank GOD that I found Bible believing Christians!

[janet the skanky slut]

I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by janet the skanky slut

I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..

I thought you divorced your husband because he was a faggot who cheated on you with every man in town.

If you're going to lie, at least attempt to keep it straight.

[Truth of the Matter]

Daisy Mae:

I am so happy for you and Pastor Ezekiel and the love you share. I can imagine that you will have many happy years ahead of you.

Pastor Ezekiel, your offer to Mrs. Etheldreda was truly kind and from the heart.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

[Truth of the Matter]

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Truth of the Matter

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

It's not too early to raise your children properly. Read this insightful thread to learn how and why to start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth.

[Mary Thompson]

Originally Posted by Truth of the Matter

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

Proverbs 23: 13
Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Truth of the Matter

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

He sounds like a caring sensitive man. Are you sure he is not gay?

[Truth of the Matter]

Originally Posted by Deaner

He sounds like a caring sensitive man. Are you sure he is not gay?

My husband is a caring husband. He is definitely NOT gay.

Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Truth of the Matter

My husband is a caring husband. He is definitely NOT gay.

Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

I wouldn't be so quick to make that conclusion. I thought Mr. Etheldreda was as manly and Christ-oriented as Tim Tebow, but it turns out the good people of Landover Baptist Church were right on the money. After some private, intense, counseling, I am happy to share that Mr. Etheldreda is now confirmed, 100% normal! And although the cost was more than I had anticipated (for the expenses you know), the guaranteed Salvation© is more than worth it!

[Truth of the Matter]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

It's not too early to raise your children properly. Read this insightful thread to learn how and why to start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth.

Mrs. Etheldreda:

After reading this thread and showing it to Mr. Arends, we have decided that this is the right route to go. Also, this is easier for Mr. Arends as after the baby is born he will have to hit me and the child separately.

Thank you so very much for sharing this with us.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs, Carol Arends

[Oceans676]

I think I'm one of the lucky few that married a truly terrific woman. She never needs a firm hand of discipline. But if it were ever to come down to it I'd probably just paddle her behind. I mean, why would I want to risk damaging body parts that were meant to be used to clean the house/cook/care for the children? That seems almost silly to me.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Oceans676

I think I'm one of the lucky few that married a truly terrific woman. She never needs a firm hand of discipline. But if it were ever to come down to it I'd probably just paddle her behind. I mean, why would I want to risk damaging body parts that were meant to be used to clean the house/cook/care for the children? That seems almost silly to me.

Never forget Proverbs 7:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.

Women are vain, spiteful creatures prone to emotional outbursts and knee jerk reactions such as divorce.

NEVER trust a woman you don't trust.

YIC

[Brother Helge]

Originally Posted by Oceans676

I think I'm one of the lucky few that married a truly terrific woman.

There is no such thing. Don't be deluted...

Originally Posted by Oceans676

She never needs a firm hand of discipline.

That statement say more about you, than about her.
You seriously are deluded.
All women needs a firm hand.
And remember - You are your wife's leader and authority in the home.
Do not risk upsetting that balance.

[Oceans676]

Originally Posted by Brother Helge

There is no such thing. Don't be deluted...



That statement say more about you, than about her.
You seriously are deluded.
All women needs a firm hand.
And remember - You are your wife's leader and authority in the home.
Do not risk upsetting that balance.

Yes, I agree you are right. But I've only ever needed to tell her once exactly what I wanted, she agrees without question and never forgets because she writes down all my demands so she never slips up.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Originally Posted by Oceans676

Yes, I agree you are right. But I've only ever needed to tell her once exactly what I wanted, she agrees without question and never forgets because she writes down all my demands so she never slips up.

Before I became a member here, I too had been lulled into thinking my wife was nearly perfect, never needing my corrective hand, always doing as I directed with a smile on her face.

However, I have since become a stronger Christian, and I am recognizing and been alerted to certain signs of insubordination. I used to let her slide if dinner was a few minutes late or not prepared to perfection. I weakly looked the other way if my drawers were not properly starched or it there was dust behind the refrigerator.

Thanks to the guidance I have received here, I now find several reasons a day to cuff her briskly. If you look hard enough, you will always find something not quite right. At first she seemed a little sullen about it, but now she knows I do this because I love her enough to direct her to improve, and there is always room for improvement.

So, thank you Landover Baptist Church for making me see I was being a lazy neglectful husband, but have now seen the light and now run a much tighter ship for The Lord. Hallelujah!

I always make sure to correct my wife in front of my sons so that they can be led by example and learn how a loving husband cares for his wife.

[flowergirl18]

I don't understand, my fiancé and me live together just fine with out him hitting me. He does not beat me and we do not fight over anything...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by flowergirl18

I don't understand, my fiancé and me live together just fine with out him hitting me. He does not beat me and we do not fight over anything...

So, he's the "girl" in the relationship?

[flowergirl18]

No we just don't feel the need the to boss each other around. We both pay for stuff and treat each other as equals.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by flowergirl18

No we just don't feel the need the to boss each other around. We both pay for stuff and treat each other as equals.

So you pretend to be a boy so he can be a homo?

Ew