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10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-13-2016, 12:32 PM
Brothers and sisters,
here is a short notice about the ongoing Project named "True koran™" that we are working on since a few months.
The idea about this project was to create Bibles with the word "koran" on the title. That way muslims in Africa and other poor countries will take these "korans" to study their religion but will in fact read the holy Bible wihtout noticing.
So far test subjects in different African countries have shown positive results. Small tribes responded in a very positive way.
We could track down some of our Bibles even going into the hands of extremist and salafist groups. Sadly we have no information how these extremist groups responded to our Bibles .
The end game and possible positive outcome of project "True Koran™" is spreading the word of Jesus and possibly replacing the Koran and Islam in countries with huge populations like Africa.
The 10.000 "true Korans" will arrive in Kenia at the end of the week.
The statistics and math shows that in less then 15 years Africa could become a Christian nation accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-13-2016, 03:28 PM
So then; they can read now?
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-13-2016, 03:44 PM
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So then; they can read now?
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Well some of them surely can.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-14-2016, 12:05 PM
I assume they were North Korans and not South Korans, though all those gooks look and sound alike. Honestly, is there really a difference between any of them?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-14-2016, 03:05 PM
Mercy but my eyes aren't what they used to be! I read the thread title and said to my personal assistant "Why on earth are they sending 10,000 Koreans to Kenya?"
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-14-2016, 03:45 PM
I am uncertain about this plan but it may work and if it does it is a good thing. All of Africa must be brought to Jah Ras Tafari and the first step is to know him through the Bible and also the Holy Piby. If trickery and deceit are required then that is what has to be done. When the arab religion is being promoted among the Africans it only delays the coming triumph of Jah.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-14-2016, 04:54 PM
Hello Titus,
Isn´t 10.000 a fairly small number considering the population of Kenia? If they have to share them and read it one after another it would take an awful lot of time.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-14-2016, 06:35 PM
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Hello Titus,
Isn´t 10.000 a fairly small number considering the population of Kenia? If they have to share them and read it one after another it would take an awful lot of time.
Kind regards,
Roland
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04-14-2016, 10:27 PM
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You never heard of the saying that rain can drill holes into stone?
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Hello Titus,
I am familiar with the concept of erosion. I was told this process takes a lot of time which means my argument is still valid. I do appreciate your answer and your acceptance that it will take a lot of time.
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Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-15-2016, 03:53 AM
I favor a more direct course of action. Ten thousand Bibles disguised as Korans have a considerable weight. Ten one thousand pound bombs have the same weight or even less and the results are more predictable, faster to develop and probably more pleasing to God, in my opinion. Ours is an angry God, stern and unyielding; cruel and yet just. His enemies are our enemies. Let us smite them and bask in the warm glow of His love.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-15-2016, 11:21 AM
God truly works in mysterious ways! My friend from the C.I.A., Mr Handler, stopped by yesterday evening and I told him about the 'koran' drop. This gave him a flash of inspiration and he asked if my Divine Scrutiny drones could be used as delivery systems. After a few phone calls it was determined that with a slight modification, they could.
Then he calls me early this morning, saying his contacts at DARPA's biological technology office have came up with an experimental way of eliminating the stay animal problem in our inner cities by means of a sterilization agent mixed with some initials like DMSO.
But that isn't the best news. The best news is that Mr Handler has once again convinced Darkies to pay their taxes in order to solve this problem, and has secured fifty million dollars in Black money to aid me in deployment by use of my drones!
The concept is very simple. The drones will carry an item such as a pair of Air Jordans, a coupon for a free 2-piece meal at KFC, or a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor and drop the items in inner city areas. The items will be pre-treated with the sterilization compound at an unnamed lab, and once the inner city denizens pick up the item they will carry the compound on their skin and will eventually pet one of the thousands of stray dogs or cats, resulting in the animal being sterilized.
Mr Handler says that if this works as anticipated, we would see an end to the inner city vermin problem within our lifetime. Glory!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-15-2016, 11:54 AM
Koreans* you mean
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-15-2016, 12:05 PM
wow! you're not less than hitler a murdrer. These explosions that you are talking about could kill innocent people children and babies! and to think that you're supposed to be a god damn pastor. You must save lives not take them. idiot. how the hell did a psychotic murderer like you end up becoming a freaking pastor?
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-15-2016, 01:18 PM
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wow! you're not less than hitler a murdrer. These explosions that you are talking about could kill innocent people children and babies! and to think that you're supposed to be a god damn pastor. You must save lives not take them. idiot. how the hell did a psychotic murderer like you end up becoming a freaking pastor?
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Tell me young lady, why do you hate Jesus so much? Did Jesus Himself not say in Matthew 10:12 that He comes not to send peace on earth, but a sword?
Jesus knows who to smite, and as we know Jesus, we know who He wants us to smite.
As for these "innocent" women and children, Romans 3:10-11 shows us that none are innocent (righteous) but only those who seek God. Those filthy mooselimb infidels worship some Star Trek god called Admiral Ackbar or some such, so they are not seeking God.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-15-2016, 01:27 PM
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wow! you're not less than hitler a murdrer. These explosions that you are talking about could kill innocent people children and babies! and to think that you're supposed to be a god damn pastor. You must save lives not take them. idiot. how the hell did a psychotic murderer like you end up becoming a freaking pastor?
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-16-2016, 07:49 PM
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Strong language is never welcome.
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Yes, I also found Ms RetroVir's language offensive and unncessary. We are trying to have a civil discussion about annihilating the negros, feral types and vermin in the inner cities. There's no need to lower the tone with potty mouth and insinuation.
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04-17-2016, 01:33 AM
ahahahaha you ***rude anatomically ecplicit prefix remived by moderator***heads are just so so so hilarious, seriously! this is the reason i come to this site! Keep it up! I believe in free-will. So, strong language IS welcome! Deal with it.
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04-17-2016, 01:39 AM
I find it interesting that you believe in free will, but you don't believe in the God who gifted you with it. The Lord has given us free will so that we can decide for ourselves if we will be saved, or if we will burn in perdition. Strangely, you seem to understand this fact, but you choose to burn in Hell. That is irrational to me. I guess you Portugeese reason differently. You also believe that it is alright to curse because you have free will. That also makes no sense.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-22-2016, 08:33 PM
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ahahahaha you ***rude anatomically ecplicit prefix remived by moderator***heads are just so so so hilarious, seriously! this is the reason i come to this site! Keep it up! I believe in free-will. So, strong language IS welcome! Deal with it.
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Hey show some respect for your elders! 1 Timothy 5:1Rebuke not an elder, but intreat him as a father; and the younger men as brethren; The elder women as mothers; the younger as sisters, with all purity.
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Re: 10.000 Korans approved by Jesus are shipped to Kenia at this moment -
04-22-2016, 08:49 PM
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Hey show some respect for your elders! 1 Timothy 5:1Rebuke not an elder, but intreat him as a father; and the younger men as brethren; The elder women as mothers; the younger as sisters, with all purity.
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Hello, Nahkriin -
I don't think we've met. Are you new here? If so, please mosey on over to the Introduction section and tell us all about your walk with Jesus! You'll find instructions therein on how to post a proper introduction that will meet the requirements of this Godly forum.
See you there!
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