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Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-06-2016, 04:52 PM
I think I am in love.
Aimee, I am leaving you for her. If it's okay for Donald to leave three wives for younger hotter models, it's probably okay for me. I can't remember what Jesus said about that right now.
She is so smart and amazing.
But I am too late! She already is in love with our future president. Of course she is. I mean, who am I compared to The Donald?
I am sorry, Aimee. I didn't mean it!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-06-2016, 05:26 PM
Not to mention, this lovely girl also knows the real shape of the earth, FLAT! https://youtu.be/mtZpyj4vpnM
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-06-2016, 06:31 PM
I sent her a message to let her know that I would gladly take her to the prom if the Donald is too busy being president.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-07-2016, 02:05 AM
I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-07-2016, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarr
I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
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Nope, the earth is flat. We are not joking:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617
If the earth were spherical, the Bible would be wrong, God would not be almighty, and all our values and beliefs will start to crumble.
Lucky for us, we can prove that earth is flat!
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/inde...rth-is-flat-2/
Praise God!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-07-2016, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarr
I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
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Can you back this up with scripture? If not, then it's probably not true. I know it isn't because I've ready the Bible before....multiple times.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-07-2016, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarr
I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
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Number 2 has been already covered by Brother Gonzalez, and as far as number 1 is concerned, you're wrong on this issue, too.
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-07-2016, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarr
I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
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You are mistaken on both counts, friend and I fear you have been overtaken by the Devil's scientists, them who promote foolish ideas which are in opposition to God's word.
Your first contention is the most easily dismissed. We are conversing now in the American language. It was the language of God even before there was an America. It is the language of Ronald Reagan and Dolly Parton. Your assertion seems ill considered and silly.
The Bible clearly states that the world has four corners (Revelation 7:1; Isaiah 11:12). It has been known to be flat for eons. This fact can be easily demonstrated by any map. Note that they are invariably flat. Sure, these fancy globes have become popular, but they could as easily be made square or in the form of a triangle. If I was to construct one as a trapezoid there would be people saying the world is a trapezoid. And why not, it could as easily be a trapezoid as round.
It would help you to understand the world you live in if you were to study the scriptures and learn God's word on this subject and others as well. Science is hip and everything, but we must live in the real world.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
11-07-2016, 05:19 PM
If the earth is flat explain this:
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-07-2016 at 06:39 PM.
Reason: Replaced silly image with one of decent size
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Female unsaved trash, the provider of claims instead of evidence, and very boring
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
05-24-2019, 02:53 AM
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I agree with all christans, whether they are Protestants, Baptist, Orthodox, ect.
Except when they say the earth is flat.
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Female unsaved trash, the provider of claims instead of evidence, and very boring
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
05-24-2019, 03:00 AM
Where is your proof.
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
05-24-2019, 03:57 AM
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You do realize that making death threats against Christ's elect is a great way to not only get yourself arrested and thrown in prison, but to get yourself slain by the Lord Jesus Christ and cast into Hell (Nahum 1:2)?
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
05-24-2019, 03:00 AM
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I agree with all christans, whether they are Protestants, Baptist, Orthodox, ect...
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Then you're "agreeing" with mutually incompatible belief systems, showing that you don't even understand the questions being asked.
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...Except when they say the earth is flat.
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Killing witches, disobedient children, and non-virgin brides that you paid good money for at the city gates? Ya, that's all fine. Flat earth is simply ridiculous.
/s <--- there
Cure your ignorance. Read the Bible.
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Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! -
05-24-2019, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s
I agree with all christans, whether they are Protestants, Baptist, Orthodox, ect.
Except when they say the earth is flat.
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I think the only things all Christian denominations agree upon, is that women are inferior and homosexuals go to hell. I'm glad that you agree with at least these basics - that's a great start!
Now, why don't you start an introduction thread in the aptly named Introduction Forum, so we can get to know you better?
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