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11-08-2006, 03:48 AM
See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
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11-08-2006, 04:16 AM
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See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
Is there a God? Convince me.
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So, the athiest cult has started preying on children to try and indoctrinate them into their bigoted mindset, because they know no rational adult would fall for their implausible lies? Despicable. Prove to me that God doesn't exist.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Atheism for kids -
11-08-2006, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by hellion
See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
Is there a God? Convince me.
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Good luck convincing them. Others (myself included) have already been trying. It's like trying to educate a rock.
Wait a minute, you're an atheist now? Weren't you the one praying to Satan in pretty much every post you made?
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11-08-2006, 04:24 AM
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Good luck convincing them. Others (myself included) have already been trying. It's like trying to educate a rock.
Wait a minute, you're an atheist now? Weren't you the one praying to Satan in pretty much every post you made?
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She's not a Christian, so it stands to reason she's got no coherent moral system. And I'd have thought educating a rock would be the easiest thing in the world, according to you - you'd just have to sit around until it turned into monkey soup, and then into a man.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Atheism for kids -
11-08-2006, 04:41 AM
I said 'primordial soup'. You're the one who came up with the whole 'monkey soup' idea, although, knowing the people here, you've probably also eaten it!
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11-08-2006, 04:47 AM
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I said 'primordial soup'. You're the one who came up with the whole 'monkey soup' idea, although, knowing the people here, you've probably also eaten it!
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I'm sorry... it's not "monkey soup", it's "soup that turns into monkeys." Happy now?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-08-2006, 05:38 AM
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I said 'primordial soup'. You're the one who came up with the whole 'monkey soup' idea, although, knowing the people here, you've probably also eaten it!
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Can we PLEASE be done with this entire 'primordial soup' nonsense? There are only two possibilities for evilutionists. The universe started with a big bang out of nothing and was absolutely sterile for billions of years and either (1) still is, or (2) GOD created life from nothing.
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11-08-2006, 05:39 AM
The universe is one thing. Life on earth is another. The big bang is well and good but we're talking about the evolution of life on earth here.
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Re: Atheism for kids -
11-08-2006, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by hellion
See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
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Convince me there isn't.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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11-08-2006, 02:24 PM
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The universe is one thing. Life on earth is another. The big bang is well and good but we're talking about the evolution of life on earth here.
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So in order for evilution to be true, earth has to not be part of the universe? What a gloriously rational theory.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-08-2006, 03:05 PM
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See here kids. God isn't real.
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But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me,
It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
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God allmighty is going to make you pay for trying to lead children away from Him.
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Re: Atheism for kids -
11-08-2006, 04:27 PM
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God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart
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Friend, you have got to be the biggest fruitcake I've ever run across in these forums and I've seen some good ones. So you're saying God did not create man; but man created God??
Are you goddamned retarded?
How could man create God? What do you think happened? God created the heaven and the earth and all things in it then magically disappeared?
The simple fact that you're sitting there is evidence God created you. How could man possibly create a God to create themselves? Can you see the holes in your logic college boy? What you're saying is impossible.
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11-08-2006, 04:44 PM
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See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
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How do you know any of this, and why should we believe it? Were you there when any of this supposedly happened? Yet you accuse us of believing without evidence. Oh, the irony!
As for the "clever hoax," God would have to be the cleverest hoax by a wide margin in human history*, even though those same "cavemen" who "weren't very smart" came up with it.
*May Jesus forgive me for saying that, even arguendo to rebuke a sinner.
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11-08-2006, 05:21 PM
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The simple fact that you're sitting there is evidence God created you. How could man possibly create a God to create themselves? Can you see the holes in your logic college boy? What you're saying is impossible.
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Pssst. It's not a college boy, it's a college girl. We mustn't expect too much of her poor overtaxed female brain.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-08-2006, 05:47 PM
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It's not a college boy, it's a college girl.
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oops.
Sorry.
But still, even for a woman, it's a pretty stupid thing to say.
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11-08-2006, 07:51 PM
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oops.
Sorry.
But still, even for a woman, it's a pretty stupid thing to say.
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It's not you that should be apologising, it's that little hellion.
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
She was deliberately attempting to trick innocent True Christians© into thinking she was a man, and thus making herself an abomination in the sight of Our Lord.†
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-08-2006, 10:28 PM
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Friend, you have got to be the biggest fruitcake I've ever run across in these forums and I've seen some good ones. So you're saying God did not create man; but man created God??
Are you goddamned retarded?
How could man create God? What do you think happened? God created the heaven and the earth and all things in it then magically disappeared?
The simple fact that you're sitting there is evidence God created you. How could man possibly create a God to create themselves? Can you see the holes in your logic college boy? What you're saying is impossible.
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No, you're wrong. Evolution created everything. Man made got up with "imagination". God never did exist. See, first there was just bacteria, then prehistoric animals, then eventually humans. There was no Adam and Eve, no Jesus, NOTHING!!! Well, maybe some crackheads who thought they were the son of God, but all of that is just lies and BS...
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11-08-2006, 10:30 PM
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Pssst. It's not a college boy, it's a college girl. We mustn't expect too much of her poor overtaxed female brain.
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How many times have I told you? In the new generation of people, women are smarter. ESPECIALLY in my school. All the guys are drunken drug-addicts who fail almost every class, while the girls get straight As and college scholarships. Soon, you'll be the one wearing the skirt.
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11-08-2006, 10:40 PM
Sorry, but women are addled, wicked and punished by GOD. They are smaller, weaker, dumber, bitchier and are good for cooking, cleaning , baking little soldiers for JESUS and not much else.
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11-08-2006, 10:47 PM
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How do you know any of this, and why should we believe it? Were you there when any of this supposedly happened? Yet you accuse us of believing without evidence. Oh, the irony!
As for the "clever hoax," God would have to be the cleverest hoax by a wide margin in human history*, even though those same "cavemen" who "weren't very smart" came up with it.
*May Jesus forgive me for saying that, even arguendo to rebuke a sinner.
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The people who wrote the bible weren't clever. It contradicts itself with every sentence. For example :"God loves everyone", but then it also says: "God hates Jews, Gays, and Women." It also says you should never kill anyone. So why does religious wars kill more people than any others? It also says love thy neighbor. But it also tells you that people who happen to believe something different than you are evil and you should hate them. So what's the truth?
I admit, the cavemen were underestimated, and I apologize to them. Some of them were very smart, they just didn't have the tools to logically and scientifically come up with what's true. So they made God up to explain it. Eventually people believed that and only that. And they followed it relentlesly. Proves how stupid you people are. You say I'm the 'nasty mean-spirited one'. Then why are you the ones who are beating women and children?
Also, the only thing you have for defense is the bible. But if the bible isn't real, then how can you defend yourself? And I know the bible isn't real. Why would there be prehistoric animal bones and evidence that women/men originated from simple bacteria if God created the Earth in a 'big boom' (which is the dumbest theory I've ever heard)?
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