[Sophitia]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Friend, the so-called holocaust is another hoax perpetrated upon society by joos and liberals who want to create as many false victims in the world as possible, all the better to destroy Christianity.

HOW THE piffle DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED! There is evidence everywhere! You have to be retarded to suggest that it never occurred. Thousands of innocent people lost their lives, for what purpose, their religious beliefs. Quit being an ignorant, white trash, person, and do some piffleing research instead of believing some crap that is all false. You are truly piffleed up.

[David Goldman]

Originally Posted by Sophitia

HOW THE piffle DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED! There is evidence everywhere! You have to be retarded to suggest that it never occurred. Thousands of innocent people lost their lives, for what purpose, their religious beliefs. Quit being an ignorant, white trash, person, and do some piffleing research instead of believing some crap that is all false. You are truly piffleed up.

I assume from your avatar that you're a girl right? I only ask because it appears your math skills are somewhat deficient, and I don't want to go over your head here.

77 MILLION died in World War Two. Not "thousands". It is 77 times a thousand squared (thousand times thousand). So, "thousands" of people dying is no holocaust.

Thousands die in the US from car accidents. Where is the outrage of the "automobile holocaust"? Thousands die every year around the world from parasites. I hear no talk of a "tapeworm holocaust."

A lot of people died in WW2 -- sure. So which "holocaust" are you referring too? Are you claiming that of that 77 Million dead, some particular group has a monopoly on the concept of the "holocaust"? That's pretty arrogant, and a little twisted, if you really feel that way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sophitia

HOW THE piffle DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED! There is evidence everywhere! You have to be retarded to suggest that it never occurred. Thousands of innocent people lost their lives, for what purpose, their religious beliefs. Quit being an ignorant, white trash, person, and do some piffleing research instead of believing some crap that is all false. You are truly piffleed up.

Listen girl, I don't know if you're a hateful bigot or just a bubble-headed female, but either way, don't come in here spouting off about things you know nothing about. Do you even have your husband's permission to be posting here?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by James Peter

First off, Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Guadalupe are but two different titles for the same Virgin Mother.

But they are patron saints of a completely different set of people. If you pray to Our Lady of Lourdes to bless America, won't that prayer fall on deaf ears, because Our Lady of Guadalupe is the patron saint of America, not Our Lady of Lourdes?

Secondly, as she is Queen of Heaven, she doesn't need to travel around in a car, she can like, appear whatever she wants.

They were going to take a golden chariot pulled by winged horses, but there was a problem with their upgrade at the counter, so they had to take what they could get.

Third, vampires don't exist.

Have you ever met Rachael Van Helsing? In broad daylight? I've read the Bible cover to cover, and nowhere does it say that vampires don't exist.

Fourth, the Virgin Mother wouldn't fear a vampire because like, she's way super-powerful, the vampire can't do anything to hurt her.

Did I say she was afraid?

Fourth, you aren't allowed to use Holy Water as washer fluid and so Mary wouldn't do that

Who are you to tell the mother of God what she can do with holy water?

Fifth, the Virgin Mother does not have a potty mouth.

Hey, I didn't write the joke, I'm just retelling it, so don't shoot the messenger.

I hope this has been enlightening. Your knowledge of Catholic dogma is pitiful.

I don't need to know anything more than the fact that you bow down before idols.

[boat35]

most likely hell that guy was mean

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

This video should clear up any misconceptions about Hitler, the Vatican, Jesuits, Nazis, and the cathylick church.

[James Peter]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

But they are patron saints of a completely different set of people. If you pray to Our Lady of Lourdes to bless America, won't that prayer fall on deaf ears, because Our Lady of Guadalupe is the patron saint of America, not Our Lady of Lourdes?

No, Mary can do whatever she wants, she's omnipotent.

They were going to take a golden chariot pulled by winged horses, but there was a problem with their upgrade at the counter, so they had to take what they could get.

Again, she's omnipotent, she would take her golden chariot when she damn well pleases.

Have you ever met Rachael Van Helsing? In broad daylight? I've read the Bible cover to cover, and nowhere does it say that vampires don't exist.

Who?

Did I say she was afraid?

Yes.

Who are you to tell the mother of God what she can do with holy water?

So you admit she is Mother of God

Hey, I didn't write the joke, I'm just retelling it, so don't shoot the messenger.

You shouldn't retell such filth.

I don't need to know anything more than the fact that you bow down before idols.

No we don't! You bow down in front of statues, but they aren't idols!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

SCREEEEEEECH!!! Hold on there papist!


Where exactly in the Holy Word of God (by which I mean the KJV1611 Bible, not some papist claptrap) does it say that "Mary is omnipotent?"

She's a dead woman, and the oven that God chose to bake His only begotten son in. That's all.

[justhuman]

Well i think Mary was Jesus mother but it's not right to pay any more attention to her than that. Jesus came and then Mary was just his mother, isn't that right?
Cathoilcs don't understand, I don't think, who Jesus really was because they just like looking at all those men dressed up in robes and all the candles.
Now I do think Hitler went to hell because that's where all bad people go, to hell.
I always like to say that I'm just human becuse humans can always make themselves better. Hitler didn;t do that.

[James Peter]

Originally Posted by justhuman

Well i think Mary was Jesus mother but it's not right to pay any more attention to her than that. Jesus came and then Mary was just his mother, isn't that right?
Cathoilcs don't understand, I don't think, who Jesus really was because they just like looking at all those men dressed up in robes and all the candles.
Now I do think Hitler went to hell because that's where all bad people go, to hell.
I always like to say that I'm just human becuse humans can always make themselves better. Hitler didn;t do that.

Your anti-Catholic bigotry appauls me!

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by justhuman

Well i think Mary was Jesus mother but it's not right to pay any more attention to her than that.

Don't you read the Bible? Mary was blessed among women. That doesn't mean we should worship her like the Catholics do.

Now I do think Hitler went to hell because that's where all bad people go, to hell.

King David wiped out entire ethnic groups, including killing women and children, by torturing them to death. I don't see how Hitler was any worse than King David, yet we know King David is in Heaven. So it's really nonsensical to suggest that Hitler is in Hell just because he killed so many people.

I always like to say that I'm just human becuse humans can always make themselves better. Hitler didn;t do that.

He started out as a third-rate painter and nearly conquered all of Europe. That doesn't sound too shabby to me.

Originally Posted by James Peter

Your anti-Catholic bigotry appauls me!

Then we are doing something right. We're also anti other Satanic religions such as Scientology, Mormonism, Prosperity Gospel, Episcopalianism, Seventh-Day Adventism, Jehovah's Witnessism, Agnosticism, Unitarianism, New Agism, Hinduism, Mohammedianism, and all the rest.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by James Peter

Your anti-Catholic bigotry appauls me!

and how is this a valued argument? We are also anti-rape. Does that make us bad people because discriminate against rapist.

As WWJDnow said TRUE Christians™ are against ALL of Satan's works, ALL of the time.

[James Peter]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Don't you read the Bible? Mary was blessed among women. That doesn't mean we should worship her like the Catholics do.

King David wiped out entire ethnic groups, including killing women and children, by torturing them to death. I don't see how Hitler was any worse than King David, yet we know King David is in Heaven. So it's really nonsensical to suggest that Hitler is in Hell just because he killed so many people.

He started out as a third-rate painter and nearly conquered all of Europe. That doesn't sound too shabby to me.

Then we are doing something right. We're also anti other Satanic religions such as Scientology, Mormonism, Prosperity Gospel, Episcopalianism, Seventh-Day Adventism, Jehovah's Witnessism, Agnosticism, Unitarianism, New Agism, Hinduism, Mohammedianism, and all the rest.

Yes, but unlike those religions, Catholicism was founded by Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by James Peter

Yes, but unlike those religions, Catholicism was founded by Jesus!

Prove it.


You can't because that's a LIE!

[James Peter]

Read Matthew 16!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by James Peter

Read Matthew 16!

Read it? I have it memorized! The word "catholic" isn't mentioned even once.


Ever heard of John the BAPTIST?

[James Peter]

John was the greatest man before Jesus, but his teachings were not of the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 11: 11Verily I say unto you, Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist: notwithstanding he that is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he.

Who does Jesus entrust with the keys to the kingdom?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

James Peter is certainly turbulent today . . .

[James Peter]

What did I do wrong?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by James Peter

What did I do wrong?

Well, I'd say the day you let your local priest raise your altar boy dress and have his way with your poop chute was a mistake.