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Default Warning Christians--Don't let Obama force you into sodomy!! - 10-15-2013, 01:54 PM

Listen fellow Christians what Obama and his cohorts are planning for you. I just pray that the rapture comes before my sphincter is ripped by a huge, throbbing member!

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Default Re: Warning Christians--Don't let Obama force you into sodomy!! - 10-15-2013, 03:44 PM

Ho! Ho! Ho!
The devil has a demon,
His name is Obama Claus.
He’s a dirty black hearted demon
filled with many sinful flaws.
He promised Leroy free healthcare,
And Lashonda a lesbian wife.
He stole two sham elections
and ruined American life...

One day he'll stand before God
and many things he'll lack
There'll be no red-nosed Joe Biden
and no special treatment 'cause he's black;
For Revelation twenty-one,
Verse eight, tells where they’ll go:
Condemned to everlasting hell,
Where there’ll be no Ho! Ho! Ho!



modified from an old Christian tract found here
http://www.geist.com/findings/poetry/dirty-old-demon/
but even Santa Claus...bad as he is...never wanted to turn me queer!
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