Ho! Ho! Ho!
The devil has a demon,
His name is Obama Claus.
He’s a dirty black hearted demon
filled with many sinful flaws.
He promised Leroy free healthcare,
And Lashonda a lesbian wife.
He stole two sham elections
and ruined American life...
One day he'll stand before God
and many things he'll lack
There'll be no red-nosed Joe Biden
and no special treatment 'cause he's black;
For Revelation twenty-one,
Verse eight, tells where they’ll go:
Condemned to everlasting hell,
Where there’ll be no Ho! Ho! Ho!
modified from an old Christian tract found here
http://www.geist.com/findings/poetry/dirty-old-demon/
but even Santa Claus...bad as he is...never wanted to turn me queer!