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11-25-2006, 01:41 AM
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Why do yids mutilate their choo-choo's? Is this what causes the incessant whining?
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Hello. Lips is with me to pick up clean has-seed-him duds from Mrs. PP.
He has read your question. He is dicktating his answer now.
" We only do it to emulate the Muslims"
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-25-2006, 01:44 PM
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"We only do it to emulate the Muslims"
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Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-25-2006, 01:54 PM
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Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
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See, this is where this homer poetry stuff can throw a person. I think this poemtry guy was trying to say that hook-nosed jews are trying to imitate mudslime terrorists. That they would be so depraved does not surprise me. That I am starting to understand these gobbledygook poems does though.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-26-2006, 06:38 PM
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Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
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You both raise good points. Beats me.
I'll have to ask Lippy to explain--tomorrow.
I don't let Jews in the house on Sundays;
not even duds.
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Do you propose to trick them here to banter with Pastor Ezekiel ?
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-27-2006, 06:41 PM
Lips is back; we're both taking a break, relaxing.
Mrs. PP has just served mugs of salty chicken broth.
Lippy'll now explain his odd answer of the other day.
Dictated:
"I was joking; we don't really emulate the Muslims.
We Jews have been circumsizing slurp for over five thousand years.
Later on we infiltrated our practice into their rituals,
to mutilate their boys. It's a good thing.
Also, for quite a few years, we gloated for our modern slurp success,
when we had the seculars in America's medical circles cutting most of slurp newborns here.
Peter slurp don't your idiot Baptist associates know the Protocols?"
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-27-2006, 06:54 PM
Ahhhh.......yes. I am butchered in the manner of the yiddishes, but it has been a blessing to me all of my life not to get folds of skin zipped up in Levis....and then being unable to UNzip. Once was enough.
The Protocols of Zion. Pah. A forgery of the worst kind. A believable one.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 03:49 PM
Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.
ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 03:50 PM
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Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.
ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.
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Why? Palestinians are evil manbombs for Satan anyway.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:08 PM
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Why? Palestinians are evil manbombs for Satan anyway.
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They should be punished too. Those(jewish people) who commit sin against the sinners(palestinian people) ares still sinners.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:10 PM
I have all my text options disabled and I don't have the proper acces to enable them. Can you help me, sir?
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:39 PM
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I have all my text options disabled and I don't have the proper acces to enable them. Can you help me, sir?
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Your options are not enabled because you are a newcomer.
Most newcomers arrive woefully off-base. We reset them
or recycle them as
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Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.
ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.
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This is a Q and A thread. Please ask a question.
Don't presume to op-ed here.
And you are disabled for a reason you just revalidated by your misstep.
A pastor will speak to you shortly shirley.
God already hates you
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:46 PM
Someone's feeling grumpy....
My question: Have you ever been depressed for being a Jew?
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:52 PM
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Someone's feeling grumpy....
My question: Have you ever been depressed for being a Jew?
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I am not a jew you slimer
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:53 PM
You're right.
Let me cghange my question: Have you ever felt depressed fopr having a jewish neighbor?
What does a slimer mean?
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 04:58 PM
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You're right.
Let me cghange my question: Have you ever felt depressed fopr having a jewish neighbor?
What does a slimer mean?
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This is a Q thread for Neighbor Lipshitz's answers.
Don't you be trolling me, "tommy"...
...or is your name really Sodamn Hussein's pet poodle's,
"Oui-Oui"
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 05:01 PM
Non. C'est pas "saddam hussein's pet poodle".
tu me connais pas
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11-29-2006, 05:05 PM
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Non. C'est pas "saddam hussein's pet poodle".
tu me connais pas
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Dear disgusting Quebecian. Please have the courtesy to speak in ENGLISH, the language of the BIBLE. If God wanted people to speak that Gaulic Papist claptrap, He would have made everyone girly-men instead of just the sissy french from Canuckistan.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 05:05 PM
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Non. C'est pas "saddam hussein's pet poodle".
tu me connais pas
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Please use only Jesus' preferred language, American, here.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 05:06 PM
Lingua Biblia Latina est...
I shall speak English from now on.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-29-2006, 05:08 PM
Bibliae*
from now on, really!
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