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Default CB to USD Exchange Rate - 09-22-2013, 05:48 PM

Blessed Brothers (and lesser Sisters) in the Lord,

Acts 20:28 Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with his own blood.

1 Cor 6:20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Hebrews 10:19 Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Jesus

We were brought from enmity with God and redeemed by the blood of our precious Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He has paid the price for our sins. Seeing as we can tally up the price of sin which equals death (and death is certainly costly) and Christ died for the whole world we can and *must* work out a value and hence exchange rate between Christ Blood (CB ) and USD.

I'm not sure whether to place it in commodities or currency but that's a minor point. Portfolio replication, hedging and therefore pricing via Satan's Black-Scholes formula to price CB derivatives might be getting ahead of ourselves.

Let's work out a simple spot exchange in Dec 25th, 2012 terms for CBUSD (1pt:1 unit USD)

Thanks for any of the help from the more financial brethren.

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Default Re: CB to USD Exchange Rate - 09-22-2013, 06:19 PM

What a most interesting concept! I do hope you find some valuable information. I wouldn't know, as Mr. Etheldreda takes care of the finances in the home. My responsibility is to stretch the dollar, and so to that end, I use no paper products in the home, make all food from scratch, grind my own grains for bread, etc.



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Default Re: CB to USD Exchange Rate - 09-22-2013, 09:44 PM

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What a most interesting concept! I do hope you find some valuable information. I wouldn't know, as Mr. Etheldreda takes care of the finances in the home. My responsibility is to stretch the dollar, and so to that end, I use no paper products in the home, make all food from scratch, grind my own grains for bread, etc.

That is a very good policy, Mrs E.

I would need to know the market prices for Oxen, bulls and for turtle doves
also rams, in US. Some breeds weigh much heavier than others (belted Galloway for example) and guidance regarding popular breeds would be helpful if anyone could start a list, that would be ideal.

My butcher has some lovely Hereford available just now, I am cooking some today to feed my friend when she visits later done in a tajine with courgettes and sweetcorn, onion, tomato, corriander cook at 200°F until done (about 4 hours).
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Default Re: CB to USD Exchange Rate - 09-23-2013, 07:44 AM

Now then ladies, now then. By the way Miss Mitza, that tagine sounds really tasty. Any chance you could send my wife the recipe please?


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Default Re: CB to USD Exchange Rate - 10-01-2013, 05:27 PM

You can't put a price on salvation, but I think it's a fine idea to get people investing in it. Provided, of course, that we set up our own marketplace, so any transaction fees go to us, and not the Jews.


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Default Re: CB to USD Exchange Rate - 10-01-2013, 05:36 PM

Once this is all worked out, is there any chance of also getting the exchange rate in bitcoins? My husband, Mr. Whitford, is in the process of converting his liquid assets into the currency of the future (pending rapture), and this would be of great interest to him. Thank you!


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Default Re: CB to USD Exchange Rate - 10-01-2013, 09:10 PM

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We were brought from enmity with God and redeemed by the blood of our precious Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He has paid the price for our sins. Seeing as we can tally up the price of sin which equals death (and death is certainly costly) and Christ died for the whole world we can and *must* work out a value and hence exchange rate between Christ Blood (CB ) and USD.
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As we all know Brother, in order to establish a price for the redeeming Blood of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ we must first establish a market in order to determine what sinners are willing to pay in order to avoid an eternity in the Lake of Fire. If we were to dictate a price like the communists we would be faced with the alternatives of a back market developing should the price be set too high, and alternatively with shortages if the price were set too low. We know from history that the communists were never good at setting prices correctly, and of course there is the usual atheists that would crop up that would tell you the whole enterprise is worthless (much like True Christians™ consider any homer inspired Apple products to be worthless and simply don't buy them).

In looking for an historical precedent to get some idea of prices, we have the example of the cathylicks selling indulgences in the Medieval church. Now the cathylicks would argue that sins were already forgiven and it was just a small matter of penance - or as the cathylicks like to cleverly invent things not in the Bible (KJV1611) like "purgatory" that the sale of indulgences was designed to remit.

The following scholarly research indicates that typical indulgences were a percentage of income, but no doubt the pope and his Satanic minions were more like today's Democrats and exploited the rich of the time for their ability to pay more and the real rates were more what is termed "progressive" (not to mention the corruption that arose in the cathylick church surrounding the granting of "indulgences").

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As was stated by Bornstein (2010) indulgences could be viewed as one having the means to control their own soul and the amount of suffering one had to endure. At one point and time the price for an indulgence was 1.2 or even 1.5 percent of the annual income for citizens (Kiermayer, 1986). Could you imagine if we in today’s society would have to pay 1.5 percent of our salaries for each wrongdoing according to the doctrines of the church, and our salvation was dependent on our abilities to pay?

https://medievalchristianityd.wikispaces.com/Indulgence
A more modern example is the "penalty" for committing the "sin" of not having health insurance as mandated by the self-described "savior" Obama and his signature law ObamaCare. It's no wonder the unions and various other groups were granted or are clamoring for "waivers". We have no idea how much a "waiver" costs, but no doubt it includes a hefty "donation" to the DNC somewhere along the line.

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ObamaCare's Individual Mandate: What is the Tax Penalty for Not Having Health Insurance?

ObamaCare's individual mandate requires that most Americans obtain health insurance by 2014 or pay a tax penalty. The individual mandate goes into effect January 1st, 2014. The penalty will be applied to your taxable income for each month you don't have health insurance. The fee is 1% to 2.5% of your taxable income or a set amount, whichever is greater.

http://obamacarefacts.com/obamacare-...al-mandate.php


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