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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 09-17-2008, 02:21 AM

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This a joke... right?
Is burning in hell a joke to you?


Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 09-17-2008, 02:27 AM

I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.
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I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.
Of course we know what humor is! Maybe I should tell you the story about the midget my husband, Mr. Whitford, hired to be our gardener a while back. He was hilarious, his pudgy little fingers trying to hold onto the rake like a real person! Oh how I wish I thought of recording at the time. I'm sure it would be one of the biggest hits on YourTubes!


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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 09-17-2008, 02:37 AM

I'm sure it was hilarious. Unless midgets *gasp*.... no... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*
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UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*
Oh, don't be silly! If they had feelings, they'd feel bad about whatever they did to anger God so much that He'd curse them like that.


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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 09-17-2008, 02:46 AM

So being a midget is a curse from God? Source? Proof? Is this even an actual fact? This website is doing the exact opposite of its purpose, and is, in fact, making me HATE religious extremists like yourselves. Consider your goal:

FAIL.

And Iron Maiden is an awesome band. So is Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Tool, Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Blue Oyster CULT, Motley Crue, Metallica, Coheed and Cambria, Rush, and Judas Priest.

I'm sure you guys hate all of those bands for some insane, idiotic, incomprehensible reason. If heaven is full of people who supposedly do "good" and hate on everything that could be considered different, then I don't think it's any place for me. I actually believe that I will be reborn into a new body when I die, so I don't have to live for eternity in one place. Does that not seem unexciting at all?


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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 09-17-2008, 02:49 AM

We're not here to talk about 'bands', we're here to talk about Jesus. What do you think He would have to say about all this?


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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 09-17-2008, 02:53 AM

Probably something along the lines of:

"It doesn't matter who you are or what you like, you are all children of God"

Or something like that. I wouldn't know, I'm Buddhist.


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I'm Buddhist.
I don't believe that for a minute. What do you know about Buddhism?


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Probably something along the lines of:

"It doesn't matter who you are or what you like, you are all children of God"

Or something like that. I wouldn't know, I'm Buddhist.
Jesus died for our sins, not some fat chink.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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So being a midget is a curse from God?
Perhaps this thread can help answer your question... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5094

What's really strange is that the search function in fact doesn't appear to be broken which leaves me with just one conclusion. Unsaved trash are either lazy and/or not too bright.

The good news is that the pocket-sized gardener's lawsuit never went anywhere. You can read about the very little ingrate here... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4733


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Don't forget about that "Cute" little cartoon titled "Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" It may look cute but in reality it is the bait that gets your little spricketts hooked by Satan's fishing rod. This little "Halloween Special" is also laden with the left wing agenda.

This cartoon was made to indoctrinate little kids and old people to serve sin and satan.
Interesting points. How many times did you have to sit through that depraved filth to note all these occult references and perversions?

I admire your intestinal fortitude.

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So being a midget is a curse from God? Source? Proof? Is this even an actual fact? This website is doing the exact opposite of its purpose, and is, in fact, making me HATE religious extremists like yourselves. Consider your goal:

FAIL.
Why exactly would you hate us?

We are only following the Bible. What's extreme about doing what God says? He says, "Do X, Y, and Z." We do X, Y, and Z. Most so-called "christians" do X, and maybe part of Y. Or just X. Or only Z. That's called being a false christian. (Not capitalized on purpose, as they are heretics who love themselves and hate Jesus.)

As far as midgets go . . . well, let me lay it out for you, bathrobe.

God is omniscient (all-knowing) and omnipotent (all-powerful).

That means that He knows that your cousin Joey is going to be born as a midget, and mocked all his life. He also knows that your great-great-grandson will be born, grow up to choose to be a homosexual (an abomination in His eyes, as explained in the Bible), and spend eternity in Hell after dying of the AIDS.

Since God knows these things will happen (all-knowing), and has the ability to change them (all-powerful), and does NOT change them, it is obvious that they are, in fact, God's Will.

A few other instances of God's Will:

Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Ike; clearly, His wrath.

The Holocaust, in which at least 6,000 Jews were exterminated (along with many Christian American troops); His wrath against the Jews and also against their supporters (including the US troops!).

Kidnappings/rapes/torture in Darfur; God must hate them.

Need I mention His allowing millions of sodomites to die of the AIDS, and millions of non-sodomites to die of cancer each year?

Come now. You are hating the messenger, when really your issue is with God.

Why don't you try reading the Bible, then you'll understand Him better, and change your liberal, Hellbound ways.

By the way, did you know that "robe" is an anagram of "bore"?

Just thought I'd mention that. Struck me as funny.


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All of you must not have very many wrinkles on your minds if you think Halloween is Satan's birthday and iPods are sex toys or the Apple company is a reference to the forbidden fruit. This icon and the icon I have on my post should show enough of what I think.
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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-26-2009, 11:00 PM

I lol'd at this. It's a night where kids go out for fun, dressed up as whatever, nothing else People like to have fun every once in a while XD

I'd mention Devil's Night, but that's the 30th ._. Halloween is also not Satan's birthday.
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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-26-2009, 11:09 PM

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I lol'd at this. It's a night where kids go out for fun, dressed up as whatever, nothing else People like to have fun every once in a while XD

I'd mention Devil's Night, but that's the 30th ._. Halloween is also not Satan's birthday.
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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-27-2009, 04:32 PM

Jesus died for our sins. If you don't sin, he died for nothing. That's why I sin. I do it for Jesus.
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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-27-2009, 05:37 PM

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I lol'd at this. It's a night where kids go out for fun, dressed up as whatever, nothing else People like to have fun every once in a while XD

I'd mention Devil's Night, but that's the 30th ._. Halloween is also not Satan's birthday.

So evbery tang is OK as long as its fun? Dang bro, iffin dat be da case den I just might think dat it be fun ta cap yo skull wit my gat. As long as Iz havin fun, yous says it a be OK.

Why don't cha try readin yo Bible boy instead of strokin yo tallywacker fo fun.


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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-27-2009, 05:40 PM

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Jesus died for our sins. If you don't sin, he died for nothing. That's why I sin. I do it for Jesus.
You musin be da kind a chocolate dat drop out a da doggie behind! Da a be total wack! Iffin I burns down yo crib soz da firemen can all haz jobs? Yo must be on da pipe boy!


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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-30-2009, 02:00 PM

I couldn't write this with a straight face even if I tried.
Of course we pray over candy because it's so damn good to eat. It's not hard to figure out madam.
I wonder if one of those parties involves Glenn Beck? He wouldn't need a costume; he could be the blood spraying founation. From his eyes of course.....allegedly.
And what the hell is Revel Rights? Isn't that a church group or something?
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Default Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN - 10-30-2009, 03:57 PM

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I couldn't write this with a straight face even if I tried.
Of course we pray over candy because it's so damn good to eat. It's not hard to figure out madam.
I wonder if one of those parties involves Glenn Beck? He wouldn't need a costume; he could be the blood spraying founation. From his eyes of course.....allegedly.
And what the hell is Revel Rights? Isn't that a church group or something?
What are you talking about?


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