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Angry God Hates Norway Too - 07-25-2007, 01:03 PM

I guess it is well known now that God hates Sweden and Canada, but did you know that God also now has added Norway to the list? THIS secular news story reveals the dark, satanic underside of that hellish country.

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Princess claims clairvoyant powers

Norway’s Princess Märtha Louise, daughter of King Harald and Queen Sonja, has emerged as a clairvoyant, and is launching an alternative school aimed at training students to contact angels.

The princess’ business partner has publicly confirmed the training program, which is billed as a means of “getting in touch with your own truths” through “readings, healing, crystals and hands-on treatment.”

The princess, who still officially represents the Royal Family at various events, has named her new venture after “one of the oldest goddesses in the Middle East,” Astarte, and its website is registered at her home address in Lommedalen, just west of Oslo. The telephone number listed is that for the Royal Palace in Oslo.

Even though use of the palace’s phone number implies the business is indirectly supported by the Royal Palace, palace officials mysteriously won’t comment on it.

The princess wrote on her school’s new website, Astarte Education, that she’s “always been interested in alternative treatment programs,” suggesting she’s had psychic abilities since she was a little girl.

“I especially remember one time I met a woman when I was small,” Princess Märtha Louise wrote. “I went up to her and said she didn’t need to be sad about her husband, that things would go well between them.”

The woman was astonished, according to the princess, and “wondered who had told me this. There was a big commotion, and many fearful adults, because none of them wanted her to think one of them had gossiped,” Märtha Louise wrote.

Communicating with animals

The 35-year-old princess was educated as a physiotherapist, trained as a Rosen therapist and also has studied at an academy for holistic medicine “where I learned to systematize sensual impressions to read others, and through horses I learned to communicate with animals on a deeper level.”

Märtha Louise, who competed in equestrian events for several years, said that she started “taking contact with angels” when she worked with horses. “I have later learned the value of this enormous gift, and want to share it with others,” she said.

The princess has launched Astarte Education with a friend, Elisabeth Samn?y, who describes herself on the website as a former ship mechanic who also attended a holistic academy.

“After that I have been in a process where angels and their frequency opened contact with the divine in my heart,” Samn?y wrote.
I think the Holy Bible speaks quite loudly on this issue.

Deuteronomy 18:9 When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.
18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
18:12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
18:13 Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.


America is "perfect with the Lord" and Norway is an abomination. GLORY!!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 07-25-2007, 01:23 PM

Wait a minute. The princess started it with a "friend," Elisabeth Samnøy, who, in addition to spelling her last name with gibberish characters, was a ship mechanic? We all know how infatuated lezbanians are with the New Age. And look how they're standing next to each other in this picture:

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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 07-25-2007, 02:58 PM

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FALLEN angels no doubt.

Hopefully, there are atleast some Christians in that godforsaken country willing to carry out the LORD's commandments against this harlot!
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. (Exodus 22:18 KJV1611)


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-24-2008, 09:25 AM

Maybe our Norwegian friends can enlighten us whether the princess was clairvoyant or not?


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-16-2010, 07:49 AM

Well if your god hates Norway, well damn, Odin surely hates you Baptists. Oh how "Christianly" you are, can you tell me where in the Bible it says your god hates anybody? I thought you weren't supposed to hate. If he surely does hate, isn't he setting a bad example?
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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-16-2010, 08:07 AM

I'm sorry, what? God hates no one. Not one person on this earth is hated by God. You are preaching nothing, but hate speach. I feel very sorry for you! I cannot believe anyone could be so hateful using God's name as their weapon! Shame on you, you're childish and immature!
May God have mercy on your soul! You are the reason why so many people turn away from God! They don't want to be judged by a completely misguided bigot! So stop being crude, grow up and learn not to be a hypocritical coward that hides behind a LOVING God in the name of HATE!
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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-16-2010, 08:16 AM

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Well if your god hates Norway, well damn, Odin surely hates you Baptists. Oh how "Christianly" you are, can you tell me where in the Bible it says your god hates anybody?
Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Revelation 6:9-11 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

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I thought you weren't supposed to hate. If he surely does hate, isn't he setting a bad example?
We are to love our brothers and neighbors as ourselves. Our brothers and neighbors are not unsaved trash. God is quite clear we are to steer clear of them.


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I'm sorry, what? God hates no one. Not one person on this earth is hated by God. You are preaching nothing, but hate speach. I feel very sorry for you! I cannot believe anyone could be so hateful using God's name as their weapon! Shame on you, you're childish and immature!
May God have mercy on your soul! You are the reason why so many people turn away from God! They don't want to be judged by a completely misguided bigot! So stop being crude, grow up and learn not to be a hypocritical coward that hides behind a LOVING God in the name of HATE!
Just admit that you have no clue what the Bible actually says.

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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-16-2010, 08:21 AM

Oh dear, more salad bar christians.

Friends, have you ever cracked open a Bible?

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Stating God only "loves" is a direct INSULT to Him.

Stop believing what some nancies in your schools thought you, and get reading.


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-16-2010, 02:42 PM

As a Mayor, I have the honor of meeting and chating with a lot of celebreties. The Princess is one I have met.

She seemed to have so much potential. It is sad to read that she has fallen into the hands of Satan.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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That's just like saying since God hates Norway, flying pink elephants hate Baptists. It's ridiculous. Odin is just a myth, made up by ignorant Norse savages. Who cares what you think "Odin" feels about Baptists?

On the other hand, God is obviously real and His hate has very serious, real consequences. Don't you care about Norway? I do. This is why I appreciate good Pastor Ezekiel's post... hopefully, someone in Norway will take action and turn things around for that country.

I don't want them all to burn for eternity in hell. Of course, you're so full of hate... what do you care?



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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-17-2010, 07:30 AM

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can you tell me where in the Bible it says your god hates anybody? I thought you weren't supposed to hate. If he surely does hate, isn't he setting a bad example?
My fellow True Christians™ have already demonstrated for you a number of places where God mentions those He hates.

He never commanded humans not to hate.

Finally, God cannot "set a bad example". God determines right and wrong; by definition, whatever God does is right.

God is presently allowing hundreds to die of cholera in Haiti. This is right.

God is presently allowing millions of children to die each year of dysentery or of starvation. Therefore, it is right.


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I'm sorry, what? God hates no one. Not one person on this earth is hated by God.!
Really?

Let me explain something to you.

When you die, you are dead. Dead and unknowing. Some would say you even cease to exist.

Then comes the Resurrection. God will resurrect the dead so He may judge them.

Those who were True Christians™ will spend eternity serving Him in Heaven.

Everyone else? Everyone else is contaminated with sin. Some more sin than others, but any amount is bad enough.

ALL the sinners will be cast into Hell. Hell is a vast Lake of Fire that God has created. In it, ALL sinners -- billions of people -- will live forever, being burned alive in horrible agony for all time. They will receive God's infinite punishment for their piddly little sins.

Does that sound like "love" to you? If so, you have a pretty sick idea of "love". Resurrecting the dead so you can torture them for eternity isn't love, it's hate.

Wouldn't a "loving" God simply not resurrect those people, leave them dead and unknowing, and only resurrect those who wanted to spend eternity serving Him?


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 09-08-2011, 11:09 PM

Hell is a village in Norway.





Do we need any other proof that God really hates Norway?

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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-19-2011, 06:31 AM

I recently saw a documentary which proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that God hates Norway.

He has, in fact, cursed them with horrible monsters. We know that they are demons, but the silly Norwegians call them "trolls".

Now, they're not like the trolls who show up here to jabber nonsensically at us.


Yeah, like this guy. White Urkel.

And they're not those silly plastic things with the Marge Simpson hair.


Norway may have some, but they're not much of a threat.

No, these monsters eat cattle, smash houses, and sniff out Christians to snack upon. Seriously, they eat Christians. If that's not proof that they are Satan's minions, I don't know what is.


They do this to your car.


And they look like this. Note human in foreground (above the 'e' in 'Note') for scale.

The documentary is available streaming from Netflix.


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 11-19-2011, 08:58 PM

That was a wonderfully great documentary, now we know why there isnt any Norwegian Christians, its because the demons(which they call trolls) that satan has sent to Norway will eat all Christians!
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That was a wonderfully great documentary, now we know why there isnt any Norwegian Christians, its because the demons(which they call trolls) that satan has sent to Norway will eat all Christians!
Honestly, I think the Norwegian atheistic government only wants to keep the trolls a secret because the trolls eat Christians. They even promote Christian-only tours of Norway, doubtless to help feed the trolls and reduce the world population of Christians!

Interestingly enough, when the trolls kill and eat the original (Christian) cameraman, they get a replacement who is a Muslim girl. She does not get eaten because, like atheists, she worships Satan.


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 12-27-2011, 04:32 AM

I'm not one to second-guess God, but I'm beginning to feel that God doesn't hate Norway nearly enough:



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I'm not one to second-guess God, but I'm beginning to feel that God doesn't hate Norway nearly enough:

We all know what the Norwegian's use butter for – the same as the French (except that Marlon Brando at least used pasteurized American butter to commit sodomy in "Last Tango in Paris").



One more warning message from Jesus to Norway.


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 12-27-2011, 01:06 PM

Dear Heavens, William, watching that video kicked in the PTSD I have from the last time I was set upon by homosexuals who wanted to punish me for preaching God's word in the Castro!


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Default Re: God Hates Norway Too - 12-30-2011, 01:47 AM

Very disturbing news: it turns out that ALL rapes in Norway are committed by white Christians, a revelation that upends stereotypes in a nation where anti-immigrant hysteria is—

Wait, did I say white Christians? My mistake. It's actually Muslims and blacks.



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