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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 12:09 AM
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That is really disgusting. How about you go to the commercial slaughterhouse and rethink you opinion on how that steak came to be?
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Mink coats are so nice to wear.
I always thought PETA meant Perfect Edible Tasty Animal.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 01:39 AM
I like the Justin Beiber Idea.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 01:49 AM
Well we're members of People Eating Tasty Animals. I've got some decent recipes off of these sites.
http://wave.prohosting.com/antiar/peta1.html
Then again, I found out that perhaps I'll leave turtles and possum off the menu.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 01:57 AM
A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Lev 20:27)
"And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 02:23 AM
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A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Lev 20:27)
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Exactly what parts of his predictions require "fortunetelling"? They all look pretty obvious to me (well except the Bieber one).
Anyway, Brother COM is a True Christian™ so it would be more of a foretelling from God, than fortunetelling.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 02:36 AM
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A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Lev 20:27)
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That is not what is in Leviticus 20:27. This is: "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them."
Twisting scripture is not allowed: Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
See how important it is to use the one and only true version of the Holy Bible! This might be helpful to you: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones. It has a lot of letters though, so it is probably too large for your tiny brain to comprehend.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 06:27 AM
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I like the Justin Beiber Idea.
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Why am I not surprised that you like the idea of watching Justin Beiber be split in half by his Negro lover?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 10:12 AM
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Well we're members of People Eating Tasty Animals. I've got some decent recipes off of these sites.
http://wave.prohosting.com/antiar/peta1.html
Then again, I found out that perhaps I'll leave turtles and possum off the menu.
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Turtle isn't so bad if you like chicken....
....with grit in it.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 06:51 PM
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Why am I not surprised that you like the idea of watching Justin Beiber be split in half by his Negro lover?
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I would like to see him die, not that. NOT THAT
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 11:07 PM
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Not all people starve because they are to lazy to work. Many people are out of work and can't find a job.
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I take it that you actually believe that socialist MSNBC/George Soros propaganda. If these so called "unemployed" would pray for jobs, and accept Christ as their personal saviors, then admit that Islam and Catholics are of the Devil, then maybe they'd get rid of their inherit laziness and go out and actually LOOK for jobs. Instead, they are more than likely sitting on their government funded couches, drinking malt liquor alcoholic beverages, smoking the marijuana plant and thinking of other ways to increase their taxpayer funded lifestyles into yet more things they don't deserve and haven't worked for.
But, by all means............keep buying into what Media Matters and Ariana Huffington want you to believe. If Mexican can tunnel the way into this country in order to find jobs, then actual Americans (however lazy they are) should do the same.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
12-31-2010, 11:09 PM
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You are wise beyond your years.
[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
PALIN/BACHMAN 2016
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-01-2011, 09:27 PM
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People Eating Tasty Animals
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Yes! They're just so so so GOOD!
Except if you get a vein caught in your teeth or bite down on a piece of grizzle
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-02-2011, 06:38 AM
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It's climate change, not global warming.
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some evidence demonstrating any static period in the earth's 6,000 year history of climate and weather?
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The pendulum swings both ways. Cold winters, hotter summers.
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THAT'S NOT EVIDENCE
I am in Australia. It is summer. It is snowing.
(evidence looks like this) ->
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES
"CLIMATE CHANGE"
"GLOBAL WARMING"
SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-04-2011, 01:21 AM
In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-04-2011, 02:04 AM
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... Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
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I agree. This world has so many hemispheres, how is one person supposed to keep track of them all?
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In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
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On the reefer again, huh?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-04-2011, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jennabenna
In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
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whilst there are plenty of "stoners" in Australia, where our usually hot summers (50ºC) are very noticeably colder (ice, snow) due to the cooling associated with climate change - although we don't call them stoners - I'm glad you recognise that there is nothing "global" about the phenomenon all climate &/or weather being due to the relative proximity of the sun which is closer to Australia at present
and further away from Europe neither of which are located in any sort of hemisphere <—
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-05-2011, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jennabenna
That is really disgusting. How about you go to the commercial slaughterhouse and rethink you opinion on how that steak came to be?
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What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.
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In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
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Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-05-2011, 02:49 AM
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What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.
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I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?
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Originally Posted by The Albino Lizard- Oh dear god that's a person
Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?
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Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-05-2011, 09:45 PM
Brother Cranky, have you any predictions for this whore? Her name is Kim Kardashian. She seems yo have made some sort of sex movie and appeared in Playboy.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-05-2011, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jennabenna
I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?
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You clearly are obsessed with dead cows. No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now. It appears that you have problems.
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Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.
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Your father's massive negro tallywhacker spilled too much seed on you when you were a baby in the womb and that's why you're queer? I thought that only worked for boys? And less of the "albino lizard" cracks, thanks - I find that kind of derogatory reference to skin colour deeply offensive. And there is no place for that kind of anti-semitism here at Landover.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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