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Godly Brit
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-10-2008, 09:13 PM
lesbians in diapers and loving poop
cars christians should not buy
diesel dykes who cannot find femmes
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-10-2008, 09:59 PM
Hillary & Huma oiled, naked Twister
Bush twins oiled, naked Twister
Nancy Pelosi & Chyna oiled naked Twister
Harry Reid & Ted Kene.... I can't finish it!
Funny thing; until just recently I thought Hanna Montana was a survivalist & milita outfit based somewhere around Missoula.
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" They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." Mark 16
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-10-2008, 10:13 PM
Janet Reno Topless Mud Wrestling
Larry Craig naked in tub of jello
Catholic Priest Caught! Pants down to ankles, young boy in front of him.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-11-2008, 12:07 AM
There's something kind of poetic about this thread.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Godly Brit
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-11-2008, 02:11 AM
dogging
adult baby videos
funny british teeth
adult baby video sharing
sharing sex wife
gothic beliefs cults
mcfly homosexual
"adult baby" nanny
adult diaperboy
ugly Brit teeth
priests sex boys cassocks
geriatric sex positions
dirty free porn vids
xxx free porn links
gay holiday retreats
gay saunas
manflesh bronzed and lusty
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-11-2008, 02:23 AM
Amazingly,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joshua
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doesn't even generate a single google hit.
Ack!
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-11-2008, 04:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius
Amazingly,
doesn't even generate a single google hit.
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Liar.
Yeah, I looked.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-20-2008, 05:42 PM
tampon footage
satan's little fingers video
hot reusable cloth pad pics
lindsey lohan personal hygiene product
paris hilton shaving armpits
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-20-2008, 10:33 PM
I'll try to think of some, but it's so difficult trying to think like the unsaved masses!
hate god suicide
how to anger jesus
satan is my master
how 2 warshipe satin
naughty nuns
illegal priest photos
pope altar boy
i hate my life
heven is 4 loosers
best way 2 cut wrists
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
01-21-2008, 01:02 AM
Don't forget that chinkbait: Tentacle Rape
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
02-05-2008, 10:40 PM
You don't need to search google before it puts filth on your computer, Look what Google had on my screen when I was reading this Godly forum.
I spilled my coffee over the keyboard and had to go for a walk to calm down it was that offensive.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners -
02-05-2008, 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bro Izzy
You don't need to search google before it puts filth on your computer, Look what Google had on my screen when I was reading this Godly forum.
I spilled my coffee over the keyboard and had to go for a walk to calm down it was that offensive.
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They tried to sell you gay parsnips?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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