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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Thee scallywag below me be enjoying "Talk Like A Pirate Weekend"
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False, and not only that, I will BAN ANYONE TALKING LIKE A PIRATE for LIFE.
The person under me is excited about the upcoming witch hunting season, even though he knows that I am going to win the top prize again this year.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
False, and not only that, I will BAN ANYONE TALKING LIKE A PIRATE for LIFE.
The person under me is excited about the upcoming witch hunting season, even though he knows that I am going to win the top prize again this year.
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True I am so darn excited. I still wonder how you manage to do it.
The person below me gives one half of their witch kill to a certain Pastor
( I am watching you this year)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
The person below me gives one half of their witch kill to a certain Pastor
( I am watching you this year)
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False I will nay be killin' any witches
The swabbie below me gets strange urges when watchin' Christine O`Donnell`s diatribe.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
True I am so darn excited. I still wonder how you manage to do it.
The person below me gives one half of their witch kill to a certain Pastor
( I am watching you this year)
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False. I have recently acquired a .50 cal sniper rifle, and armor piercing rounds for this years hunt.
Any witch I bag is mine this year.
The person below me is a slacker unless they get their witch hunting license and do their Christian duty.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
False I will nay be killin' any witches
The swabbie below me gets strange urges when watchin' Christine O`Donnell`s diatribe.
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False. She forbids masturbation.
The person below me needs to remove their hand from their pants, drop to their knees, and pray for their immortal soul.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
False. She forbids masturbation.
The person below me needs to remove their hand from their pants, drop to their knees, and pray for their immortal soul.
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False! My hands -- both of them -- are on my keyboard or my KJV whenever I am on the computer!
The person below me is a closet per furt, and wonders if PETA is going to team up with Landover to attack Furries from the left AND the right!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
The person below me is a closet perfurt, and wonders if PETA is going to team up with Landover to attack Furries from the left AND the right!
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Yarrrr, that be a falsehood an' ye be a rogue for imputin' I be one o' them Pasta furryan heretics.
The scallawag below me be wondering why Pasta Zeke be infractin' us for temporary speech impediments, which be sure to be rectifyin' themselves soonlike. Yarrrr.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Yarrrr, that be a falsehood an' ye be a rogue for imputin' I be one o' them Pastafurryan heretics.
The scallawag below me be wondering why Pasta Zeke be infractin' us for temporary speech impediments, which be sure to be rectifyin' themselves soonlike. Yarrrr.
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As always this place is a never ending source of fascination. Speaking like outlaw sailors in the 18th century, and the apparent preoccupation with wheat based products is yet another startling regressive behavioral facet.
Truly unfortunate Mr. Darwin cannot be here to observe this.
I am sure the person below me will have some sort of profound revelation that we can all learn from.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by John Scopes
As always this place is a never ending source of fascination. Speaking like outlaw sailors in the 18th century, and the apparent preoccupation with wheat based products is yet another startling regressive behavioral facet.
Truly unfortunate Mr. Darwin cannot be here to observe this.
I am sure the person below me will have some sort of profound revelation that we can all learn from.
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Other than the divine revelation of you going to hell and being tortured and anally abused by Satan and his demons I'm pretty sure the answer is false.
The person below me has finished reading their KJV Bible and has been praying a lot recently.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2010, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by David Micheal
The person below me has finished reading their KJV Bible and has been praying a lot recently.
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True I finished for today, as every day, every week. I just cant put a good book down.
The person below me thinks Muslims are cool because they get to stone sinners.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-19-2010, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
True I finished for today, as every day, every week. I just cant put a good book down.
The person below me thinks Muslims are cool because they get to stone sinners.
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FALSE! They are going to Hell for worshiping a moon god, nothing cool about that!
The person below me is offended that Muslims get to have sharia courts based on their cult's law, yet in this Christian nation we ignore 1 Corinthians 6:1-8 and still let the unbelievers decide issues instead of the True Christians™.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-19-2010, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
True I finished for today, as every day, every week. I just cant put a good book down.
The person below me thinks Muslims are cool because they get to stone sinners.
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False, there is nothing 'cool' or decent about terrorists.
The person below me is some random unsaved heathen that came to troll our forum
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-19-2010, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by David Micheal
False, there is nothing 'cool' or decent about terrorists.
The person below me is some random unsaved heathen that came to troll our forum
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False, yes I'm unsaved, but I do not wish to troll.
The person below me wants to burn a terrorist.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 12:27 AM
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False, yes I'm unsaved, but I do not wish to troll.
The person below me wants to burn a terrorist.
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FALSE! Threatening to do bodily harm to a sitting President is a felony.
The person below me is STILL upset that Muslims get to have sharia courts based on their bizarre cult's "law", yet in this Christian nation we ignore 1 Corinthians 6:1-8 and still let the unbelievers decide issues instead of the True Christians™.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
FALSE! Threatening to do bodily harm to a sitting President is a felony.
The person below me is STILL upset that Muslims get to have sharia courts based on their bizarre cult's "law", yet in this Christian nation we ignore 1 Corinthians 6:1-8 and still let the unbelievers decide issues instead of the True Christians™.
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False. The Lord told you to reject such cults.
The person below me thinks this question should not asked again.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
False. The Lord told you to reject such cults.
The person below me thinks this question should not asked again.
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True.
The person below me is shocked and thinks that the End is Nigh, as in the past few days both Lisa & Bill Bob have openly agreed with me.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
True.
The person below me is shocked and thinks that the End is Nigh, as in the past few days both Lisa & Bill Bob have openly agreed with me.
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False. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
The person below me has bagged more witches than Zeke at a Witch Hunt.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
True.
The person below me is shocked and thinks that the End is Nigh, as in the past few days both Lisa & Bill Bob have openly agreed with me.
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False. No-one is sure when the Rapture will occur.
The person below thinks Pasta Pirate agreeing with Billy Bob & myself is due to Pasta Pirate finally seeing the Light of the One True God.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
False. No-one is sure when the Rapture will occur.
The person below thinks Pasta Pirate agreeing with Billy Bob & myself is due to Pasta Pirate finally seeing the Light of the One True God.
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False - as I have already seen "the Light of the One True God" and I know who he is, where as you still have a long way to go in attaining a real understanding of God.
The person below me things it was very mean of Rody to call Lisa and Billy Bob stopped clocks.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2010, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
False - as I have already seen "the Light of the One True God" and I know who he is, where as you still have a long way to go in attaining a real understanding of God.
The person below me things it was very mean of Rody to call Lisa and Billy Bob stopped clocks.
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True. But I don't think was what he was saying.
The Person below me is hoping Jo Freddie will never speak in his pirate language again.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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