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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-03-2011, 04:53 AM

Oh man, I told Melvin it was 48L, he cleared 48R. He told me he thought 48L was just a taxiway--he's new.

Sometimes, I think Satan has ahold of Melvin. I told you would need Jet Fuel so I hope the fuel farm is clear.

Again, sorry.

JJH


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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-03-2011, 07:08 PM

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Oh man, I told Melvin it was 48L, he cleared 48R. He told me he thought 48L was just a taxiway--he's new.

Sometimes, I think Satan has ahold of Melvin. I told you would need Jet Fuel so I hope the fuel farm is clear.

Again, sorry.

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It looks like Freehold citizens are the only Baptists affected by the snow.



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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-05-2011, 11:38 AM

Wow! That's amazing. I've never even seen snow. Here it's summer of course, and it's been sooo hot the last few days I feel as if I'll melt.


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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-05-2011, 12:43 PM

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As you know it is imperative that at least 2 runways remain open at all times, and that the taxi way and the area in front of my hanger remain clear and 100 % operable at all times.
On 2/2/11 Brother Porter was dispatched to the Caymans for a reason. I received 5 calls from the islands that day. The business men that BHP was meeting with where to donate $200 million dollars to DFAC. Have you any idea how stupid I looked? I cant seem to get a jet from Iowa to the Islands to pick up a check, and they are to donate a large amount of money to my Charity.
Your snow removal policy for the streets of Freehold and how it affects the everyday citizens are quite irrelevant to me. I was told by BHP that the taxiway for the Pastors hanger was clear and operable, yet you somehow over looked my hanger. Tell me Mr. Mayor do you have access to the city and county tax offices? Would you like to know just how much money I pay in on real estate taxes? After the Landover Church who is the single largest employer in Freehold?
Is a clean runway and taxiway to much to ask for? I do hope that this is the last time it need to discussed!
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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-05-2011, 04:22 PM

I have a contact in the aerospace industry (brother in law). I will have him inquire about modifying the Gulfstream for all weather operation. Maybe add skis or cat treads to the undercarriage. Or maybe just dial up the power enough to ford the drifts, (a JATO pack so the plane can take off directly from the hangar)?

Just a rough guess here, but I think this will take about $750 large. Better update that Iowa tourism grant application. Add a line item for that amount and tag it 'misc. replv, & supp', (the grant review committee will be apprised to 'overlook' that).


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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-05-2011, 06:19 PM

To all the Godly people who use Freehold's airport, you are to be commended for you patience. We are trying our best to balance our mission from God, the worldly needs of people doing business and our airport staff who are paid minimum wages and, one might say, are a work in progress.

The foutunate thing is all of this is that God always sends Spring weather just when we need it. I'm sure this will happen in 2011 (unless rature happens before spring).

God bless you all.


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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-06-2011, 12:52 PM

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To all the Godly people who use Freehold's airport, you are to be commended for you patience. We are trying our best to balance our mission from God, the worldly needs of people doing business and our airport staff who are paid minimum wages and, one might say, are a work in progress.

The foutunate thing is all of this is that God always sends Spring weather just when we need it. I'm sure this will happen in 2011 (unless rature happens before spring).

God bless you all.
Mayor Hold, I flew into Freehold for church this morning, yet I could not land. 1/2 inch of snow shut down the runways. I was forced to land in Des Moines. The crews at our airport can not handle 1/2 inch of snow?
Are the Messicants that overworked?
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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-06-2011, 04:51 PM

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Mayor Hold, I flew into Freehold for church this morning, yet I could not land. 1/2 inch of snow shut down the runways. I was forced to land in Des Moines. The crews at our airport can not handle 1/2 inch of snow?
Are the Messicants that overworked?
To run the City of Freehold in a manner the emulates the times ofthe Bible and its teachings is always a challenge.

Minimizing the movement of snow because of God's purposes is one issue. Then, how much to pay the employees of the City is another.

In Biblical times, these people would have been slaves. It seems like God would want people of the same social status today to be paid similarly and live at the status to which they have been assigned.

We at the management level of the City of Freehold have been having trouble retaining good workers because they take jobs for higher pay in Satan's nearby cities, including Des Moines. I know airport snow removal has not been going well, but I hope this has been offset by the knowledge that both the City and its Airport are operating well within Christian parameters.

On a personal note, I saw you come into church a few minutes late. You are looking great and we are blessed to have you in Freehold whenever time permits. God bess.

JJH


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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-07-2011, 07:29 AM

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To run the City of Freehold in a manner the emulates the times ofthe Bible and its teachings is always a challenge.

Minimizing the movement of snow because of God's purposes is one issue. Then, how much to pay the employees of the City is another.JJH
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Then there's the question of for whose campaign James Dewitt will contribute at the next election.
Or possibly a run for Mayor. What is next? Will our Mayor decide to let all the grass just grow in our parks because God does not limit how tall it gets? Will he just let the fall leaves sit due to the fact that God put them on the ground? If this keeps up our lovely city will become an eyesore!
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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-07-2011, 12:12 PM

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This mess would not have happened if I had become the Mayor of Freehold...
My friend, Al, let's look at the big picture here. I know you wanted the best for Freehold as I did. We had a tough, but honest, campaign and election.

What we must not do to the City of Freehold, now, is develop a split between us. We must put the election behind us and remain united in our efforts to build an even greater City.

If we both agree that running the City according to Scripture written by the hand of God, wonderful things will happen. As we speak here, God is warming the City and soon He will have removed all the snow from the Airport.

Please stop by so we can compromise our differences.

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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-09-2011, 03:03 AM

Could a moderator please tweak this post so that certain Mayors can't see it? Maybe just block him from this thread. Seems James's PM box is full and I can't send this to him privately.

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Or possibly a run for Mayor. What is next? Will our Mayor decide to let all the grass just grow in our parks because God does not limit how tall it gets? Will he just let the fall leaves sit due to the fact that God put them on the ground? If this keeps up our lovely city will become an eyesore!
Brother James, I think I have figured out the ROOTS (HA! I made a funny!) of the problem.
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My friend, Al, let's look at the big picture here. I know you wanted the best for Freehold as I did. We had a tough, but honest, campaign and election.

What we must not do to the City of Freehold, now, is develop a split between us. We must put the election behind us and remain united in our efforts to build an even greater City.

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Please stop by so we can compromise our differences.
First, Hold is getting so cozy cuddly with Kunta Kinte over there that he is willing to compromise on God's Law!

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Warming the city?

http://www.weathercentral.com/weathe...es_moines.html

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That's "warming the city"?

It's going to -8 in Cedar Rapids tonight. Waterloo? -10! The whole darned state is in the deep freeze!

Well, I will try to handle this delicately. Let me know what you think of this DRAFT letter. It can always be changed, I haven't sent it yet.

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Dear Mayor Hold,

Greetings in Christ. I trust this fine spring day finds you well, and pray that the Lord refreshes thy bowels (Philemon 1:20). Sister Cookie tells me that a bit of refreshing would be most desirable all over town, as you have wisely decided to ban Metamucil in Freehold because the orange color is ungodly.

Mayor Hold, not a day goes by that I don't hear something about you. Usually, people compare you to America's Greatest President, Ronald Reagan. Yes, THE Ronald Reagan! (Did you enjoy the Reagan Centennial celebrations? No, that wasn't for your birthday, but it was quite charming the way you blew out all 100 candles. And I understand they did finally find your dental bridge, while serving up the soup. Gloop!)

Yes, just about every day someone says to me, "That Johny Joe Hold, he's just like Reagan!"

"How do you mean," I ask. "Brilliant economic policies, compassion for all heterosexual True Christians™, wise decision-making the like of which humanity hasn't seen since Solomon?"

They then look at me like I have three heads. "No! Senile and useless, and absolutely refusing to recognize that his brain has turned to Swiss cheese! Just like Reagan, the man has no business in a position of power. He can barely avoid wetting himself most days!"

Then, they frequently tell anecdotes about the days you didn't quite avoid the . . . er, wetness.

Mayor, I don't like hearing these horrible things about you. I'm sure you don't, either. You are probably crying right now, as those vicious words tug at your heartstrings and make you wonder why these people would be so mean to Major Hole, whoever that is.

Well, I have an idea for you!

The Freehold Retirement Castle is looking for a man just like you -- a strong, fearless leader, who follows God's Law no matter the consequences. The position? King, of course! You will get your very own royal suite, complete with throne, and all the Depends undergarments you can wear (for those rare occasions you don't make it to the throne on time). You will receive a scepter, and a terrycloth robe, and you will have complete control of the TV remote control in the main recreation room! Even better, the residents are clamoring for a savior to bring back Godly Christian television programs! The current "queen" has them watching Disney Channel, and must be overthrown.

Doesn't that sound great? There's only one little glitch.

They have a policy. You can't be King at Freehold Retirement Castle while holding an elected office anywhere else. So, you just have to end your term early -- you know, like that fine upstanding Christian woman, Sarah Palin, did -- and you'll be on your way to a lifetime of luxury!

What do you say?
It should probably be written for Zeke's signature, don't you think?


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Default Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy - 02-09-2011, 05:51 PM

Well, I hate to say "I told you so," but this just proves that Big Government can't do anything right. I recognize the fact that Mayor Hold is trying to reduce the size of Big Government, but he can only do so much against the huge, bloated inefficient juggernaut of wasteful, incompetent, and slovenly government workers lazily lying about, all the while sucking on the bloated, nourishing teet at the public trough.

Mayor Hold's hands are tied, and we must remember that it's the liberals and RINOs on the City Council that are FORCING him to increase the city payroll by 40% over the past year even as we are battling a budget deficit and burning office furniture to keep the pipes from freezing. Fortunately, Mayor Hold has filled these many new positions with Godly Republicans, who have a much better work ethic than the stupid DEMONcrats bums and union bosses that once ruled City Hall. Once these Big Spending Liberals and RINOs are removed from the City Council, I'm sure Mayor Hold will be able to implement his lower tax, smaller government philosophy that has worked so well throughout American history. Mayor Hold will run Freehold like a business---- lean and mean, agile and responsive, with lower salaries, little or no job security, outsourcing to the third world, slashed retirement and heath care benefits, contract labor, and sudden massive layoffs.
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Well, I hate to say "I told you so," but this just proves that Big Government can't do anything right. I recognize the fact that Mayor Hold is trying to reduce the size of Big Government, but he can only do so much against the huge, bloated inefficient juggernaut of wasteful, incompetent, and slovenly government workers lazily lying about, all the while sucking on the bloated, nourishing teet at the public trough.

Mayor Hold's hands are tied, and we must remember that it's the liberals and RINOs on the City Council that are FORCING him to increase the city payroll by 40% over the past year even as we are battling a budget deficit and burning office furniture to keep the pipes from freezing. Fortunately, Mayor Hold has filled these many new positions with Godly Republicans, who have a much better work ethic than the stupid DEMONcrats bums and union bosses that once ruled City Hall. Once these Big Spending Liberals and RINOs are removed from the City Council, I'm sure Mayor Hold will be able to implement his lower tax, smaller government philosophy that has worked so well throughout American history. Mayor Hold will run Freehold like a business---- lean and mean, agile and responsive, with lower salaries, little or no job security, outsourcing to the third world, slashed retirement and heath care benefits, contract labor, and sudden massive layoffs.
Great, but that is not keeping the snow off the runways or hanger access now is it. I have half a mind to build my own air port, where I can come and go as I damn well please. A place where others who have aircraft could build a home with a hanger..... OH my I have an idea for a new subdivision. Thanks Mayor, I am going to make a lot of $$$$$$ on this baby!
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Great, but that is not keeping the snow off the runways or hanger access now is it. I have half a mind to build my own air port, where I can come and go as I damn well please. A place where others who have aircraft could build a home with a hanger..... OH my I have an idea for a new subdivision. Thanks Mayor, I am going to make a lot of $$$$$$ on this baby!
Mr. Dewitt, my friend, your problems have been weighing on my mind so much I have spend much time in prayer. I have awaited an answer from God as to how to resolve this dilemma.

It was such a joy, then, to look at next week's temperatures. Highs above freezing are coming. If the runway is not cleared in the next few days, God will send the sun to rescue us all.

Thank you for your patience. We can all be greatful for the Spring that God sends us each year about this time.

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