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Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 04:52 AM
This story points up the increasing persecution we Christians have to suffer now that the Democrats have taken office.
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Police: Ohio man held woman captive, read Bible
TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) - Ohio police say a man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her.
Troy Brisport, of Toledo, is charged with kidnapping and felonious assault. Bail was set Tuesday at $400,000.
Police say he picked up the woman Wednesday night in Detroit and drove her to his home, about 55 miles away.
She told police when she fell asleep, Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles, gagged her, undressed her and put her in an adult diaper.
She told police she escaped Saturday after he fell asleep.
Toledo police Capt. Ray Carroll says it appears there was no sexual assault.
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Of course there was no "sexural assault!" He was reading the Holy Bible to her!! The only thing she was assaulted with is the Holy Ghost! Praise!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 05:37 AM
When I was a boy, my father wanted make sure I accepted Jesus. When I refused, he locked me in a closet for 3 days with nothing but food, water, & a KJB. I found the Lord all right, & thank my father every day for doing that. In these politically correct times, that would be called 'child abuse.' The Christian persecution that goes on today seems to know no end.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 05:42 AM
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When I was a boy, my father wanted make sure I accepted Jesus. When I refused, he locked me in a closet for 3 days with nothing but food, water, & a KJB. I found the Lord all right, & thank my father every day for doing that. In these politically correct times, that would be called 'child abuse.' The Christian persecution that goes on today seems to know no end.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 06:04 AM
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Is that the ancient language of Aramic?
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 06:05 AM
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Is that the ancient language of Aramic?
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Yes. Can you read it?
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 06:48 AM
Jebus, the freaks that live in this world! I hope he does time for that! The poor woman is going to be traumatized for life and will likely never become a Christian because of his insane behaviour.
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Pastor, what's that gibberish? Have you got a DEMON in your post??
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Is that the ancient language of Aramic?
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I don't think Aramaic looks anything like that. I think that either the Pastor's domestic was cleaning his keyboard while he was posting or a demon infiltrated his post.
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Yes. Can you read it?
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No, what does it say?
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 07:22 AM
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Jebus, the freaks that live in this world! I hope he does time for that! The poor woman is going to be traumatized for life and will likely never become a Christian because of his insane behaviour.
Pastor, what's that gibberish? Have you got a DEMON in your post??
I don't think Aramaic looks anything like that. I think that either the Pastor's domestic was cleaning his keyboard while he was posting or a demon infiltrated his post.
No, what does it say?
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I can't tell you. It's in Aramaic. The only two people I know for sure who spoke Aramaic were Flavius Josephus and JESUS.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
Jebus, the freaks that live in this world! I hope he does time for that! The poor woman is going to be traumatized for life and will likely never become a Christian because of his insane behaviour.
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What's that? You hope he does time for witnessing to her? Why do you hate God so much?
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 03:12 PM
These surely are sad times when a brave Christian warrior like this man faces persecution for giving this woman the messages she obviously needed to hear. I'll be praying that he is promptly released.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 04:14 PM
Well, some of us could see this coming from a long way back. Welcome to Barack Hussein Obama's America!
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-18-2009, 04:31 PM
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Well, some of us could see this coming from a long way back. Welcome to Barack Hussein Obama's America!
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Aye Brother, the tribulation presidency is upon us now. Praise Jesus He led us to Freehold were we at lest make a credible defense against the hate mongers on the left.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-19-2009, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
I can't tell you. It's in Aramaic. The only two people I know for sure who spoke Aramaic were Flavius Josephus and JESUS.
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That doesn't look like Aramaic to me, it looks like gibberish or a post-demon. And, just out of curiousity, why would you post in a language you don't understand?
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What's that? You hope he does time for witnessing to her? Why do you hate God so much?
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I don't hate your god; hating your god would be like hating the Tooth Fairy.
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Aye Brother, the tribulation presidency is upon us now. Praise Jesus He led us to Freehold were we at lest make a credible defense against the hate mongers on the left.
Ok all you Liberals out there, you happy now that you got your way that being a Christian is illegal now???
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Being Christian isn't illegal, kidnapping and torturing are, though.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-19-2009, 01:46 PM
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I don't hate your god; hating your god would be like hating the Tooth Fairy.
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Don't be silly. Belief in the tooth fairy isn't Biblical; belief in God is.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-20-2009, 03:00 AM
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Don't be silly. Belief in the tooth fairy isn't Biblical; belief in God is.
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The point is that they're both really, silly.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-20-2009, 04:26 AM
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The point is that they're both really, silly.
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That was an unbelievably hateful thing to say, even for a witch.
I would remind you that this is a Christian forum. You are only barely tolerated here, witch.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-20-2009, 05:14 PM
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The point is that they're both really, silly.
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People who live in watermelon houses shouldn't call ANYONE real.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-24-2009, 12:25 AM
Have any of you people noticed how insane you are? What would you do if your wife was kid-napped and handcuffed AND put in an adult diaper? I see the mans intentions as true, but his mind was clearly fogged
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-24-2009, 12:52 AM
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Have any of you people noticed how insane you are? What would you do if your wife was kid-napped and handcuffed AND put in an adult diaper?
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I'd have her put on temporary leave from NASA. Insane? Why no. I hadn't noticed that.
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-24-2009, 01:04 AM
Well I see that most of you don't realize how insane you are. You are down right crazy if you ask me. Well i think after i get done on another tab, i will really get away from this site, as not to be corrupted. So it's with a clear mind and a hateful heart, with that i say good-bye, good friends(or so they think) of God, i shall leave, The Poet
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Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible! -
02-24-2009, 01:22 AM
Hmmm... I've said it before and I'll say it again, he'll be back - Jesus has pointed him here for a purpose.
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