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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-02-2010, 05:59 PM
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What a weird statement. As a bloke I can say that I now understand that God only wants us to have sex when there is a genuine chance that it will result in a little boy child. It took me a lot of years and many many times of wasting my seed on barren ground before I met my lovely Sarah and knew that all that sex stuff for recreation rather than reproduction was so wrong. As for that icky woman stuff, well she used to just go to her menstra hut and that was that. But with three pregnancies and three little boys it did mean that there was less icky stuff.

NEXT: The person under me prays that Freehold will gain independence and that True Christians™ can reside there and live by God's laws as per KJV1611 and not by secular law.
FALSE: as a REAL American I only want the government to follow it's proper roll and protect my property rights when it comes to my secured human assists.

The person under me is counting the day to the presidency of John Boenher.


Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-02-2010, 06:25 PM
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FALSE: as a REAL American I only want the government to follow it's proper roll and protect my property rights when it comes to my secured human assists.

The person under me is counting the day to the presidency of John Boenher.
Brother, how I long for the day American has a Godly Boehner in the White House! TRUE!

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-03-2010, 12:45 PM
False but now I want one!

The person under me likes to go hunting.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-03-2010, 01:08 PM
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The person under me likes to go hunting.
Oh yes. Most definitely. That is why God made kangaroos.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-03-2010, 01:47 PM
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The person under me KNOWS that they will go to Heaven when they die.
True! I am eternally grateful for my father beating the fear of God into me and assuring my access to Heaven that way.

The person under me also thinks all those exploding oil rig stories are made up by Obama to draw attention away from the damage he did to our economy.

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-03-2010, 01:51 PM
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The person under me also thinks all those exploding oil rig stories are made up by Obama to draw attention away from the damage he did to our economy.
Most definitely TRUE. Obama needs a diversion so that he does not have to answer the really tricky questions.

NEXT: The person below me wants to see Obama's birth certificates. His initial birth certificate that shows he was not born in Kenya and his "born again" birth certificate to show he is not a muslim.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 06:25 AM
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The person below me wants to see Obama's birth certificates. His initial birth certificate that shows he was not born in Kenya and his "born again" birth certificate to show he is not a muslim.
False. I think it's a non-issue which is diverting attention away from some questionable economic policies.

The person below me also didn't get to go away for Labour Day weekend

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 12:05 PM
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The person below me also didn't get to go away for Labour Day weekend
False. The boys and I had a fabulous time away soaking up the sun and .... oooops, I gather you don't want to hear about all that.

True or false. The person below me is appalled that Australia has elected a lesbian, atheist, female Prime Minister today.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 12:09 PM
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True or false. The person below me is appalled that Australia has elected a lesbian, atheist, female Prime Minister today.
False, just as long as I don't have to listen to her voice.

The person below me is getting ready for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as it falls on a Sunday it will be International Talk Like a Pirate weekend)

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 12:46 PM
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The person below me is getting ready for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as it falls on a Sunday it will be International Talk Like a Pirate weekend)
False. Why would anyone want to run around going "Ahoy there you land lubbers"

True or False. The person below me thinks pasta is only good for eating and not for worshipping.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 12:55 PM
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False. Why would anyone want to run around going "Ahoy there you land lubbers"

True or False. The person below me thinks pasta is only good for eating and not for worshipping.
True. Why would you want to worship food

The person below has eaten some bad pasta and thought of Jo Freddie.

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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 01:36 PM
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The person below has eaten some bad pasta and thought of Jo Freddie.
False. Never in a million years. Agreed I have had some VERY bad pasta but Mr Freddie was the last thing on my mind.

NEXT: The person below me thinks I should at some point consummate my marriage with Miss Charli even tho I do not want more children.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 01:54 PM
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False. Never in a million years. Agreed I have had some VERY bad pasta but Mr Freddie was the last thing on my mind.

NEXT: The person below me thinks I should at some point consummate my marriage with Miss Charli even tho I do not want more children.
Mmmm not so clear, personally I think you should do whatever you BOTH want to do. On the other hand you "church" seems to think that sex should only be performed to produce children, so if you are going to stay true to your "church" and therefore yourself you should abstain from sex totally as you do not want to produce any children.

The person below me knows that sex is a gift from Our Lord and to abstain from it is to spit in his face.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 09-07-2010, 01:58 PM
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FALSE. Sexual activity is something God gave us to produce little soldiers for Him. I already have three boys from only 26 attempts over almost 12 years. Not bad odds when you look at it.

True or False: The person below me thinks that Sunday is the day of rest and they can stay in bed and do nothing all day.
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True or False: The person below me thinks that Sunday is the day of rest and they can stay in bed and do nothing all day.
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True or False: The person under me has evidence in the form of direct personal experience that will irrefutably prove Lady Gaga is a man. However they are to embarrassed to go public with the two hour video.


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True or False: The person under me has evidence in the form of direct personal experience that will irrefutably prove Lady Gaga is a man. However they are to embarrassed to go public with the two hour video.
Sadly I am gonna have to reply FALSE as I have only seen 32 minutes of the 2 hour tape and nothing was revealed conclusively in that time.

T or F? The person under me believes wholeheartedly that sexual activity between a man and a lawful (before God) wife is for procreation not recreation.
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Sadly I am gonna have to reply FALSE as I have only seen 32 minutes of the 2 hour tape and nothing was revealed conclusively in that time.

T or F? The person under me believes wholeheartedly that sexual activity between a man and a lawful (before God) wife is for procreation not recreation.
I'm not sure what "recreation" means, but my guess is that the answer is TRUE.

The person under me knows that the holocaust was committed by Jews against other Jews as an excuse to create Israel.

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The person under me knows that the holocaust was committed by Jews against other Jews as an excuse to create Israel.

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True, in cooperation with Christians eager to fulfill Biblical prophecy and bring about the end of the world, the return of Jesus, and the slaughter of 1/3 of humanity.

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False. I ain't catholic, already.

The person under me is thankful the rodents neighbour's kids are back to school today. Finally some peace and quiet in the mornings.
TRUE! On the other hand, now I have to go back to buying dog food.

The person under me knows that "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" is really just one more attempt to dumb down Americans so they can be more readily swayed by the ruling Democratic elite.

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