All this just proves how merciful our Lord is.
These three Cleveland women were all whores. One of them worked outside the home at a Burger King, and everyone knows that Burger King is the fast food chain of choice for negroes and everyone knows what negroes are known for.
Anyhoo, God saw fit to sentence these females to a lifetime imprisonment for being loose and slutty by arranging formthem to be taken into custody by undocumented Mexicans.
These women proved God to be correct because one of them actually turned to having sex with her Mexican captor, committing about six sins all at once, including fornication, mixing of races, failing to honor God, etc. If this had been legitimate rape, she would not have gotten pregnant, because her body's natural defenses would have come into play, plus everyone knows that a woman cannot get pregnant unless she has an orgasm.
But God is merciful, and commuted their sentence after 10 years, allowing the police to come and get them out. Their family's recounted in the press the fervor and dedication with which they all prayed and prayed and prayed for years. And God listened!!
The family (and all the wonderful Christians who joined in chorus in the comments) praise God in this article.
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/05/07...-victims-freed
Yes, friends, isn't God wonderful? This uplifting story of how he orchestrated (or at least allowed) the kidnapping of teenage girls by illegal aliens and then let them out after 10 years is proof of God's wondrous love and the power of prayer.