[John Creeser]

Friends,

I need to bring this to the attention of Landover's legal team to see if there is an avenue available to sue this rip off artist. I have sat many, many times and listened to this EXACT same sermon given by Pastor Ezekiel on beating the gay out of your kids. I am sure many of you will recognize it. Whoever this Pastor Sean Harris is, he copied it word for word!!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Any of my sons start fagging around the house won't be sitting down for weeks. Ain't no way any friendship with Dorothy is happening under my roof.

The very idea makes me sick. What's wrong with these libero-fags? Don't they know our Lord suffered and died to give them a fresh start?

If they keep on finding other boys' pert buttocks enticing I'll just superglue some sandpaper into their underpants so the slightest twitch will remind them of Hell that awaits them. The same trick works with the palms of their hands if they start t interfere with themselves!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You know, it's nice to be popular, but it's hell to be the rage.

[Godfly]

I give Jr. a swat with my ring hand every time we walk by Abercrombie & Fitch at the mall.

[Titus Templeton]

Pastor Ezekiels sermons are full of faithfull energy. I am here in godless Germany but i remember my last visit to Landover when we hunted some homers after the sermon.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Let's just rejoice that the silver lining in this theft is that fewer fags will be allowed to prance around in nurturing homes. A self-hating fag who grows up detoured from homerism by a faithfully intolerant mother and father will build hetero self-esteem down the road.