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Re: God Hates England -
08-07-2013, 06:00 PM
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Yet another deist idiot who excuses his lack of education for religion.
Go to school, learn about east west cloud density in mid latitude areas and then decide whether someone 'must' have responsible.
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No really I'm being serious and not sarcastic I think there is no logical explanation for the sun setting and that it must be a higher power
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Re: God Hates England -
08-07-2013, 09:05 PM
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No really I'm being serious and not sarcastic I think there is no logical explanation for the sun setting and that it must be a higher power
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Or aliens.
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Re: God Hates England -
08-07-2013, 09:09 PM
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Or aliens.
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If that's the case, I have a few things around the house I would like to have done.
Isaiah 61:5 And strangers shall stand and feed your flocks, and the sons of the alien shall be your plowmen and your vinedressers.
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: God Hates England -
08-08-2013, 01:25 PM
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Is it too late to redeem myself? And does god truly hate England? And what about Scotland?
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1. No, there is always the hope of Redemption.
2. Yes.
3. This is a silly question as Scotland is just a sub-district of England. So Yes.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: God Hates England -
11-23-2013, 05:36 AM
God also hates England because of the way they have bastardized His favorite language (American!)!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates England -
01-11-2014, 04:07 AM
The British army is 100% fag now. Thanks, Obama.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates England -
01-11-2014, 01:50 PM
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The British army is 100% fag now. Thanks, Obama.
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This sickens me. We used to have one of the best armies in the world that carved out an empire now we just have a bunch of oiled leather clad homers.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-12-2014, 05:35 PM
HOMO ANTECESSOR: 6FT CANNIBALS WHO LIVED BY THE RIVER THAMES
We still know relatively few facts about the homo antecessor, but it is believed they were the first Britons because they were the only known to live in Europe at the time.
Fossil remains found in Spain suggest they had stronger brows and bigger teeth than modern humans - but also smaller brains and potentially even cannibalistic behaviour.
They would have lived on the flood plains and marshes that bordered the ancient route of the River Thames in Norfolk, alongside sabre-toothed cats, hyenas, horses, mammoths and deer.
They measured around 5ft 6in to 6ft, weighed between 9st and 14st and are believed to have been right-handed. However, no complete skeletons have ever been found.
Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
Half-breed demons the brits.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-13-2014, 02:33 AM
I hate the way my accent sounds. It is totally humiliating when you go shopping and want to buy some eggplants and you hear your voice say, “I could do with a lovely firm bungle spleen”. I watch American movies with strong male lead actors, in the hope that I can pick up some of your accent. But after watching Rambo and the Rocky movies, people thought I suffered from Downs Syndrome.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-13-2014, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by see_the_light
HOMO ANTECESSOR: 6FT CANNIBALS WHO LIVED BY THE RIVER THAMES
We still know relatively few facts about the homo antecessor, but it is believed they were the first Britons because they were the only known to live in Europe at the time.
Fossil remains found in Spain suggest they had stronger brows and bigger teeth than modern humans - but also smaller brains and potentially even cannibalistic behaviour.
They would have lived on the flood plains and marshes that bordered the ancient route of the River Thames in Norfolk, alongside sabre-toothed cats, hyenas, horses, mammoths and deer.
They measured around 5ft 6in to 6ft, weighed between 9st and 14st and are believed to have been right-handed. However, no complete skeletons have ever been found.
Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
Half-breed demons the brits.
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That would have been long ago; maybe as much as five thousand years.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: God Hates England -
01-13-2014, 11:20 AM
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This sickens me. We used to have one of the best armies in the world that carved out an empire now we just have a bunch of oiled leather clad homers.
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Indeed Brother - an empire brought to its knees by the traditions of the Royal Navy with knob polishing and cabin boys.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: God Hates England -
01-13-2014, 06:29 PM
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That would have been long ago; maybe as much as five thousand years.
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I suppose it was much more recently, the article mentioned it was found under a trailer park.Someone's recently departed relatives I suppose.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-13-2014, 06:31 PM
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But after watching Rambo and the Rocky movies, people thought I suffered from Downs Syndrome.
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There you are... choosing to have the Dooooowns.
Satan has his stinky mittens firmly upon you.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 01:01 AM
Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 01:17 AM
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Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.
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Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 01:18 AM
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[...] we live near France. [...]
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I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America. Why would anyone want to have more to do with the French?
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 01:31 AM
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I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America. Why would anyone want to have more to do with the French?
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Same reason satan chose hell, pride.
Easier to be constantly reminded that there are those worse-off than to get your face rubbed day&night on your betters.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 11:40 AM
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I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America.
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I was told that we asked, but you wouldn't let us. I don't blame you.
As 1 Peter 4:3 says, we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries. The majority of the English are obviously much more suited to keeping company with the papist frogs than Godly Americans.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 12:13 PM
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I was told that we asked, but you wouldn't let us. I don't blame you.
As 1 Peter 4:3 says, we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries. The majority of the English are obviously much more suited to keeping company with the papist frogs than Godly Americans.
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As it has turned out that was probably for the best. Or the US would be over run by feral Romanian Gypsy gangs like the UK is at the moment stealing everything that isn't nailed down.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 01:13 PM
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As it has turned out that was probably for the best. Or the US would be over run by feral Romanian Gypsy gangs like the UK is at the moment stealing everything that isn't nailed down.
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Not to mention the Bulgarians! My small seaside town is now swarming with folk-dancing peasants in national costume, waving strings of sausages and talking gibberish.
Does anyone know the Bulgarian version of 2 Samuel 15:19 Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.
2 Timothy 3:16
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