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Would you believe that atheistic dingbats back in the 70s started freezing their heads after they died? Oh they said it was so some kind of scientifical supermedicine can unfreeze them someday but I have sources who tell me that this so-called "cryopreservation" is a Satanic plot to avoid everlasting hellfire. Even though they pretend that they don't believe in God, those damned atheists are so afraid of his perfect judgement that they will do anything to save themselves from Satan's pitchfork! Well guess what, sinners. There's not enough ice in the world to cool down your spot in the lake of fire! Glory!


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Would you believe that atheistic dingbats back in the 70s started freezing their heads after they died?
Sounds like that Hell hole on earth, Dissmeland. Didn't that Walt Dissme start a cult of Freezer people?


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Sounds like that Hell hole on earth, Dissmeland. Didn't that Walt Dissme start a cult of Freezer people?


I've heard rumors to that effect. And I've seen proof that he started a cult of homo lovers and fag enablers. Do you know why that cartoon is called Mickey Mouse? It's slang for... well, I'll let you look it up if you're really curious.


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I've heard rumors to that effect. And I've seen proof that he started a cult of homo lovers and fag enablers. Do you know why that cartoon is called Mickey Mouse? It's slang for... well, I'll let you look it up if you're really curious.
Mr. Levenson,

I must admit that I had some trouble understanding what mice have got to do with the repulsive act of cardiopulmonary resuscitation. Hence, I asked Jesus and it does seem that this issue could be relevant. Mice are obviously unclean, not dissimilar to revolting atheists who only want to excite us orally during our hour of need when Jesus is calling us and we are about to die.

Isaiah 66:17
They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.


It is now clear that these providers of CPR services will suffer most terribly as they will be consumed by the flames of the eternal Furnace.



As for Mr. Mouse, his journey on this Earth is over, despite his unclean nature that lures homers more than honey lures the bear and the bee; and his injuries were too extensive for any type of life support.



This is the wage of sin (Romans 6:23).


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Default Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW! - 10-29-2015, 08:37 AM

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God Created us (Genesis 1:27). God decided at the moment or our conception the numbers of our days.

Resurrection - YES, resuscitation - NO!
Intensive prayer - YES, Intensive care - DO NOT GO!
Saving souls is OK, saving lives is NO WAY!
CPR - NO NO NO, JCR - to Him we GO!
Um, so I have some questions about this information. When God numbered our days, what is us saving the man's physical life was part of the days, so I do not understand why you put that verse here.

Resurrection - YES, resuscitation - NO!
You said to pray nice and loud instead of give CPR, so why not do CPR while praying? I mean there is probably a larger chance of the person receiving Christ while they can hear you and are fine? I understand that sometimes when a patient is in a comma or out cold, they can hear you and receive Christ, but once they are up, wouldn't it be like a better-safe-than-sorry situation to tell them? It is their responsibility to receive Christ into their hearts, so I don't understand why not make sure they receive him by resuscitating them, and pray like you said at the same time...

Intensive prayer - YES, Intensive care - DO NOT GO!
Intensive prayer is intensive care. Why not do both as I said earlier?

Saving souls is OK, saving lives is NO WAY!
Um, as I said earlier why not do them both, and to put it into terms, God knows how many days we have. We are the variables to God's plan, if we save them, then it is part of God's chosen path for man, because God cannot be wrong.

CPR - NO NO NO, JCR - to Him we GO!
And I'm sure you know what I will say to this. We go to Jesus anyways whether or not they did CPR to us.

Okay you see my point, and let me tell you the strongest argument:

Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

We are SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE for this very reason. God is rich, he has everything, he doesn't need anything from us except us serving him. If we decide to let the man or woman die, when we can save them, then how is this verse going to be fulfilled? We need the saved lives to be in this world, why put it out? The more people preaching the gospel the better. So lets do our jobs and server the Lord in the manner intended.

James 5:12
- And Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

Turning off life-support machines is illegal.

Revelation 22:11 - He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.


If they get resuscitated and go out to preach evil, that is clearly on the line of how motivated and skilled you are at opening to them Lord Christ. And besides, the tiny amount of chance this situation will happen, if we do it your way: 1 guy down 6,500,000,000 to go. Congratulations. You may argue that 1 guy can lead millions if billions. When you save someone's life, they will listen to you because they will feel they owe you one. And as soon as they find out that you saved them in because of Jesus, they will think differently. Good luck murdering people, how about get some evangelists and grow God's army instead.
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Okay you see my point, and let me tell you the strongest argument:

Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

We are SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE for this very reason. God is rich, he has everything, he doesn't need anything from us except us serving him. If we decide to let the man or woman die, when we can save them, then how is this verse going to be fulfilled? We need the saved lives to be in this world, why put it out? The more people preaching the gospel the better. So lets do our jobs and server the Lord in the manner intended.

James 5:12
- And Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

Turning off life-support machines is illegal.

Revelation 22:11 - He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.


Dear Person,

We are apparently using the word "save" in different meanings. You use it to "save from death", whereas I use it to "Save into Eternal life!" If you save the physical body, you can add a few years of material life to that person. How much is this compared to the trillions of years of Eternity.

Secondly, you fail to assess the fact that these DNR cards will be carried by people who are already Saved in the Spiritual Sense. The act of CPR can only corrupt them as they are absolutely in no need of any more evangelizing as they belong to Jesus at the moment of their fatal attack.

Thirdly, you are dismissing the alternative that also refraining from CRP in these cases can be God's will if everything that happens was Intelligently designed by Him (as it was).

That said, I must also agree with you and I see great potential in you. You have apparently embraced the fact that God is indeed so unfathomable that our weak definitions of Good and Evil fall short of His power!

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.


Once again, I must emphasize that the instructions in this thread are not meant for the layman but for the already Saved True Christian™ persons. I know that if God wants to preserve by mundane, earthly body after my next coronary attack, a suitable True Christian™ person will be there to assist me (and this fits very well also your argument if we take it to its logical conclusion). I certainly hope that this be not the case, that I have served Him long and well enough to be released from this tedious body. For that glorious possibility, I now carry my DNR card to assist my ascension into the Eternal Realm of God!



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Secondly, you fail to assess the fact that these DNR cards will be carried by people who are already Saved in the Spiritual Sense.
This is a good point, Brother Professor Dr White. Also, unless I have misunderstood, they are not currently compulsory, are they? Recommended, but not actually compulsory.

I hope that deals with all of the Captain's objections.


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Um, so I have some questions about this information. When God numbered our days, what is us saving the man's physical life was part of the days, so I do not understand why you put that verse here.

Resurrection - YES, resuscitation - NO!
You said to pray nice and loud instead of give CPR, so why not do CPR while praying? I mean there is probably a larger chance of the person receiving Christ while they can hear you and are fine? I understand that sometimes when a patient is in a comma or out cold, they can hear you and receive Christ, but once they are up, wouldn't it be like a better-safe-than-sorry situation to tell them? It is their responsibility to receive Christ into their hearts, so I don't understand why not make sure they receive him by resuscitating them, and pray like you said at the same time...

Intensive prayer - YES, Intensive care - DO NOT GO!
Intensive prayer is intensive care. Why not do both as I said earlier?

Saving souls is OK, saving lives is NO WAY!
Um, as I said earlier why not do them both, and to put it into terms, God knows how many days we have. We are the variables to God's plan, if we save them, then it is part of God's chosen path for man, because God cannot be wrong.

CPR - NO NO NO, JCR - to Him we GO!
And I'm sure you know what I will say to this. We go to Jesus anyways whether or not they did CPR to us.

Hello, dear. I hear a lot of what you think is right. Unfortunately for you, what really counts in God's eyes is not your feelings, but what He ordered us to do.

Here it is:

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

If you fervently pray, God will listen. That is because doctors don't heal people - God heals people:

Jeremiah 33:
6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.

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Okay you see my point, and let me tell you the strongest argument:
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Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

We are SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE for this very reason. God is rich, he has everything, he doesn't need anything from us except us serving him. If we decide to let the man or woman die, when we can save them, then how is this verse going to be fulfilled? We need the saved lives to be in this world, why put it out? The more people preaching the gospel the better. So lets do our jobs and server the Lord in the manner intended.
Great verse, but it has nothing to do with sickness. Every sickness is given to people by God:

Deuteronomy 28:61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

In fact, God is very clear that in case of a sickness we should turn to Him, not to doctors:

2 Chronicles 16:12-13
12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the Lord, but to the physicians.
13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

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James 5:12 - And Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

Turning off life-support machines is illegal.
"Illegal" is a word that refers to things which are prohibited by secular law, and therefore non related to God's Commandments (unless you are lucky enough to live in a state that obeys Biblical law to the letter - sort of a Christian Saudi Arabia).

The word you were looking for is "immoral." In the light of verses that I've cited above, I'd say that putting people on life support (thus depending on science and not on God's Will) is immoral.

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Revelation 22:11 - He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.


If they get resuscitated and go out to preach evil, that is clearly on the line of how motivated and skilled you are at opening to them Lord Christ. And besides, the tiny amount of chance this situation will happen, if we do it your way: 1 guy down 6,500,000,000 to go. Congratulations. You may argue that 1 guy can lead millions if billions. When you save someone's life, they will listen to you because they will feel they owe you one. And as soon as they find out that you saved them in because of Jesus, they will think differently. Good luck murdering people, how about get some evangelists and grow God's army instead.
It does not matter how high of a position you are, everyone makes mistakes, do not righteous yourself out of this one.

It's one thing to let people be as they wish, and it's a totally different thing to interfere with God's plan to kill a person, dear.
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CPR is just another attempt by homosexual thugs to force gay sex on us. They know an unconscious person can't fight them off so they take the opportunity to orally rape the other person.

Pretty soon I better we're going to see "hiney to mouth fart resuscitation" with leftist rapists calling it a medical procedure http://www.spike.com/video-clips/rttfuv/manswers-

Count me out, death is far better than CPR.
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Default Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW! - 11-06-2015, 04:17 AM


Amen brother. The CPR is nothing but a trick by Big Gay to turn us all into homersexurals.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW! - 11-21-2015, 07:50 PM

I've always had my suspicions about CPR. I was bringing up the evils of CPR to a friend and he revealed his dark and deranged past and confirmed my suspicions. He wanted to remain anonymous but was hoping I'd share his story as a cautionary tale. This individual used to be a homosexual. His best friend was straight. They grew up together, went to high school together. Eventually, his friend got married. Though my friend had a deviant crush on him for years .

It started out what would seem innocently enough, a stray thought here and there. Though soon he started masturbating to his best friend, collecting photographs, calling in sick to work to stay home and masturbate, his obsession was getting out of control.

He knew he could never reveal any of this to his friend. He knew his friend wasn't gay and had no interest in homosexuality, but he kept thinking, fantasizing, about CPR. His only chance. He kept dreaming about it like people dream about winning the lottery. Every dinner party they went to, he was hoping, dreaming that his friend would choke on some of his hard candy and meat that he would constantly "treat" his friend to. Everyone joked about how "polite" he was, little did they know his true motivation.

Then it happened, one night he couldn't take it anymore. He rationalized it, "It'll only be for a few minutes, nobody will know, he'll be unconscious throughout the whole thing, it's a victimless crime". He knows how his friend is a sucker for cake and gave him a cake for his birthday, with toothpicks hidden in it.

As expected, he chokes on the toothpicks, and my friend seizes the opportunity to do his perverted deed. Pretending to "save" his friend while in actuality killing him. He thought he would easily be able to save him, he was wrong. His maniacal plot took a gruesome turn when he found out his friend's heart wasn't beating, he was gone. If only CPR was never invented by homosexual perverts, or the man had a "Do not resuscitate" card, this tragedy could have been averted. This is why I encourage everyone to get a "Do not resuscitate" and make sure all your potentially closed acquaintances know you have it. It just might save your life!

Everyone else still thinks his friend choked to death on his own to this day, he hadn't told anyone about this until now. Fortunately, he has since converted and become a Christian, and he's now happily married (to a woman) and has two children. He realizes the devastation and horror that his perverted urges caused and turned his life around for the better. Though everyday he goes through life he regrets giving into his perverted urges.

He wanted me to share his story so that anyone else struggling with perverted urges can get help and can continue the fight to never give in. Everyone at one point has had some sort of proclivity to sin just like kleptomaniacs have urges to steal and pedophiles have urges to rape children. Giving up and giving in to homosexual urges because "it's how you were born" is a coward's way out that devastates and destroys lives. Even if you don't realize exactly how it impacts you at the time, sooner or later it will. It's a constant struggle, even Jesus was tempted by Satan. The real test of your character isn't never going through temptation, it's to rise up and overcome your temptation. Having the courage and conviction to tell Satan "No!" despite how gratifying sin seems at the time.

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Default Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW! - 02-29-2016, 08:53 PM

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Where in the Bible does it say God is fair? Book, chapter, and verse please.
Where does it say that it doesn't? What if the person wants CPR? I know I would not want to die. Will you just sit there and stare at me? That's pretty selfish. Your God is a bad one if saving a life is a no no to him.
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Bible Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW! - 02-29-2016, 09:53 PM

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Your God is a bad one if saving a life is a no no to him.
Who on this site has led you to believe that God is good like some free-love-for-all hippie?

Isaiah 45:7 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
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