Brother Remy, I'm sorry for not replying earlier. I had heard about this satanic machine, and first thought the Swiss wanting to make the French dissapear in a void. But then I heard the same rumour about the collider as you did.
Born Again Bob's gaydar (portable version) confirmed this to be true, so I have spent the last few weeks in my shelter, wearing as much tinfoil as I could lay my hands on.
It may not have worked 100%, as it seems I have developped a slight lisp. Which - as you can imagine - isn't funny when speaking phlegm inducing languages.
I will need to build in a de-esser in my bullhorn.
Apart from that, I'm happy to report I'm as straight as I always have been.
Thank
JESUS!