[Pastor Isaac Peters]

From The Washington False Christian Compost:

Susan’s story was published in January by a small Christian publishing house in the book “The Resignation of Eve.” In its pages, the author, an evangelical minister named Jim Henderson, argues that unless the male leaders of conservative Christian churches do some serious soul-searching — pronto — the women who have always sustained those churches with their time, sweat and cash will leave. In droves. And they won’t come back. Their children, traditionally brought to church by their mothers, will thus join the growing numbers of Americans who call themselves “un-churched.”

Nevermind that the Bible talks about women submitting to men and sitting silently in church, Henderson declaims. That’s ancient history. “Until those with power (men) decide to give it away to those who lack it (women), I believe we will continue to misrepresent Jesus’ heart and mar the beauty of his Kingdom,” Henderson writes.

So whatever parts of the Bible get in the way of a modern liberal agenda are "ancient history"? But don't tell me; let me guess: The parts that Henderson likes are a crystal-clear expression of God's eternal will. I seem to have mislaid my liberal false Christian decoder ring that tells me which is which. Also, I love how liberal false Christians presume to know "Jesus' heart" better than God Himself did when He inspired the Bible. Finally, if women are going to leave the church in droves, as feminazi daydreams say they will, why haven't they yet?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

First,

an evangelical minister named Jim Henderson

Isn't that the same homer that invented that set of demons, the Muppets? I thought he was dead!

Next,
(i) no one got to heaven not listening to Jesus.
(ii)No one was Saved who thought they knew better than God.
(iii) No one is a Christian who can stand there and say that God so retarded that He can't make Himself understood in His Own Language!

From the very, very beginning, 6,000 years ago, God's very definition of sin was "Listening to a woman"!

Ge:3:17: And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;