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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Congratulations to the new couple. I'm wondering why we haven't heard from the blushing bride yet?
Maybe she's busy baking pies.
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Usually she is busing eating them.
Officer... before you make the mistake of marrying this women and taking three days off from your guard duties at the Wal-Mart in Huntington WV, I suggest you get some marriage counseling... and a truck with a powered gate.
I have no doubt that both of you are virgins ( in so far as bipeds are concerned) and as such you have much to learn about married life and the responsibilities that go with it.
We in the Catholic Church run extensive pre-marriage training courses taught by our crack team of Priests who specialise in all things related to marriage. Remember... after a few billion confessions there is nothing we don't know about so who better to prepare you than us?
Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.
Bless you, my corpulent corporal,
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 02:53 AM
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Usually she is busing eating them.
Officer... before you make the mistake of marrying this women and taking three days off from your guard duties at the Wal-Mart in Huntington WV, I suggest you get some marriage counseling... and a truck with a powered gate.
I have no doubt that both of you are virgins ( in so far as bipeds are concerned) and as such you have much to learn about married life and the responsibilities that go with it.
We in the Catholic Church run extensive pre-marriage training courses taught by our crack team of Priests who specialise in all things related to marriage. Remember... after a few billion confessions there is nothing we don't know about so who better to prepare you than us?
Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.
Bless you, my corpulent corporal,
Father Mo
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You Know Want To Eat One Of Sister Vistory Wonderful Pies But How Dare You Say That Brother Officer Don Is not Making a Mistake By Marrying Sister Vistory Shes a Wonderful True Christian Lady They Don't Need Any Marriage Counseling From a Papist Dog Like you Or your Fake Catholic Church That Tells Nothing But Lies I don't Think Any Of your Courses Are Thought Right About Marriage Now Why Don't you Leave The Happy Couple Alone and Go back Kissing your Rings
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 03:26 AM
I suggest that the bachelor party posts get moved to their own threads before TWO weddings get called off.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 03:36 AM
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I suggest that the bachelor party posts get moved to their own threads before TWO weddings get called off.
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I Suggest The same thing Sister Why Can't Those People Just Leave the Two Love Birds Alone
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 03:59 AM
Hello everyone! I'm just dropping in after a busy day of planning! It took me most of the day to sample the cakes and I still haven't decided. The rest of the day has been spent on the phone spreading the glorious news!!! It's so hard to believe the day has finally arrived!
I had no idea there was so much to planning a wedding and everything is happening so fast. We have to pick out a cake, find a dress, plan the dinner menu, order the invitations, set up the rehearsal dinner, register for gifts, pick out a cake, find a tuxedo for Mr. Richards...the list seems endless! Jesus will see me through however.
Thank you everyone for all the kind words. Except that hateful colored lady, of course. I'm sorry to be in such a rush, but my sweetie will be calling soon. He calls me every 30 minutes to make sure I'm not into anything I shouldn't be. He's already taking good care of me.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 04:07 AM
Sister, with some pain in my heart - I always had a soft spot for you - I would still like to congratulate you with your marriage to this... this... person. Wonderful person. I hasten to add.
As a widower, I had some... hopes, but God knows best, and beggars can't be choosers.
I hope you ... stuff... I ... I'm a bit emotional right now.
I mean
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Hello everyone! I'm just dropping in after a busy day of planning! It took me most of the day to sample the cakes and I still haven't decided. The rest of the day has been spent on the phone spreading the glorious news!!! It's so hard to believe the day has finally arrived!
I had no idea there was so much to planning a wedding and everything is happening so fast. We have to pick out a cake, find a dress, plan the dinner menu, order the invitations, set up the rehearsal dinner, register for gifts, pick out a cake, find a tuxedo for Mr. Richards...the list seems endless! Jesus will see me through however.
Thank you everyone for all the kind words. Except that hateful colored lady, of course. I'm sorry to be in such a rush, but my sweetie will be calling soon. He calls me every 30 minutes to make sure I'm not into anything I shouldn't be. He's already taking good care of me.
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Aww That's One of The Sweetest Things I've Ever Heard Of Your Very Welcame Sister Vistory It Seems like you had Such a Busy Day That's Alot To Do I hope Everything Goes Great Jesus Will Help You get it all Done So Don't Worry
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 02:39 PM
First, I'd like to add my warm congratulations to Officer Don & VictoryOS. You two are made for each other.
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Can you just imagine how ADORABLE her flower girl will be when she toddles down in isle in this Patriotic ensemble. (Don't paint the little darling's nails red though because it makes her look like a whore)
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That's good, Sister Thumper, but may I suggest some alternate dress, at least for the guests? Green khaki is actually chic these days. I realize that this is a little nontraditional, but with that nasty negress and all her lesbo friends threatening to show up, it's important to maintain a no-nonsense profile.
Let's make this a wedding day that no one in Freehold will ever forget.
Brother Buford
yours in Christ,
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.
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Why fatha, you forgot to tell them to bring plenty of Samolians! Been into your Church's muscatel again?
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 02:52 PM
My brother just showed up and is staying us for a bit. Something about the his Mrs. went mustang and just disappeared last Thursday after a family discussion. Hopefully it will be OK if they come with me and Mrs. Hutchins to the wedding.
Aren't they a fine brood?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 04:58 PM
Congratulations you two! I always knew there was a man out there for VictoryOS!
I always thought internet romances were ridiculous, but now that two Christians have done it, I have to change my tune!
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-20-2009, 07:02 PM
Congratulations on your upcoming marriage! May you beget a little Christian warrior of the masculine persuasion A.S.A.P!
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 01:29 AM
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 01:48 AM
I like the multiple cake idea, it really adds variety.
Vicky, what do you think about an evening wedding followed by Bible study and fireworks? We should look into getting some fireworks. Nothing is too extravagant for my wedding.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 02:03 AM
That would be beautiful! You have such wonderful ideas! Should we have the wedding after dinner, then have some snacks during the fireworks? Or should we have two lunches and save dinner for after the Bible study? Either way works for me. This is so exciting!
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
That would be beautiful! You have such wonderful ideas! Should we have the wedding after dinner, then have some snacks during the fireworks? Or should we have two lunches and save dinner for after the Bible study? Either way works for me. This is so exciting!
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Just remember to not try to roast pork chops on the pyrotechnics Sister. We all remember the incident during the video game burning last year.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 04:41 AM
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Why fatha, you forgot to tell them to bring plenty of Samolians! Been into your Church's muscatel again?
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Somalians? At Sister Victory's wedding??
I thought she had a strict no-pirates rule?
Congratulations, you two! Where are you going for your honeymoon? May I suggest Hershey, Pennsylvania?
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 02:28 PM
Sister Victory Over Sex! I say - Sister Victory!
I am Sorry to bring up such a Delicate matter at such a happy time, but the Ladies and I were wondering, after doing "Pastor Imitations" (hilarious!) at our weekly Tupperware Party last night, if he is keeping his sunglasses on, like a Proper GentleMan,
and hasn't...you know...well you know maybe tried..... this
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 02:40 PM
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Sister Victory Over Sex! I say - Sister Victory!
I am Sorry to bring up such a Delicate matter at such a happy time, but the Ladies and I were wondering, after doing "Pastor Imitations" (hilarious!) at our weekly Tupperware Party last night, if he is keeping his sunglasses on, like a Proper GentleMan,
and hasn't...you know...well you know maybe tried..... this
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What exactly is this Pastor imitations? I think we need to chaperon these tupperware parties!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS -
06-21-2009, 02:51 PM
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What exactly is this Pastor imitations? I think we need to chaperon these tupperware parties!
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JESUS, Brother! We were just imitating the different Preaching styles of our Pastors, thereby getting in a little extra BIBLE STUDY
in-between passing the little Plastic bowls around.
I am SO Sure™ that this is True®
Well, shucks. Well golly gee whiz
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