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Default Aparently I, María, would be a 'FINE CONQUEST'..!! Please...! - 05-05-2011, 01:39 AM
Well sisters,

I can no say I'm so happy, but you know like me does that my view on personal purity is like yours. I am a virgin. I am pure. I am a good cristian. I seek on Salvation.

Anyway, I was whit my classmates after of class this evening, we went for have a drink or coffee - I had cofee and I am no used, so here I am 'waked up' because of the coffee at 3am...

Anyway, a freind of my american english teahcer was there and we talked and the chatting, though no very deep, was nice and he very nice and we esmile and we laught and we get on like a burning house etc etc---


.....BUUUuuuuuuuut, I heard him (Steve) say my teacher 'María would be fine conquest'!!! or something simlar of that!! And then he say to me later he wanna get to know meand we should meet together and he have this colection of paintings in his apartament (yeah, sure) etc etc...and I think....YOU have hardly spoke me all evening and after 7 beers (Him not me - I dranked cofee) suddenly you wanna get to know ME?!?!

_Hhhhhmmmphhh.

Sisters, WHY are the men so............what's the word....?


Mari.

Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Default Re: Aparently I, María, would be a 'FINE CONQUEST'..!! Please...! - 05-05-2011, 06:31 AM
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Well sisters,

I can no say I'm so happy, but you know like me does that my view on personal purity is like yours. I am a virgin. I am pure. I am a good cristian. I seek on Salvation.

Anyway, I was whit my classmates after of class this evening, we went for have a drink or coffee - I had cofee and I am no used, so here I am 'waked up' because of the coffee at 3am...

Anyway, a freind of my american english teahcer was there and we talked and the chatting, though no very deep, was nice and he very nice and we esmile and we laught and we get on like a burning house etc etc---


.....BUUUuuuuuuuut, I heard him (Steve) say my teacher 'María would be fine conquest'!!! or something simlar of that!! And then he say to me later he wanna get to know meand we should meet together and he have this colection of paintings in his apartament (yeah, sure) etc etc...and I think....YOU have hardly spoke me all evening and after 7 beers (Him not me - I dranked cofee) suddenly you wanna get to know ME?!?!

_Hhhhhmmmphhh.

Sisters, WHY are the men so............what's the word....?


Mari.
I suggest you tell your father that he is taking one of the 144,000 spots up in the Heaven bus that the JW's have limited seating on. Tell him that this guy is taking your dad's spot intentionally and let your papa loose on him.

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19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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I suggest you tell your father that he is taking one of the 144,000 spots up in the Heaven bus that the JW's have limited seating on. Tell him that this guy is taking your dad's spot intentionally and let your papa loose on him.
What?

I'm no understand.


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Default Re: Aparently I, María, would be a 'FINE CONQUEST'..!! Please...! - 05-05-2011, 03:02 PM
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What?

I'm no understand.
Sister Mari, I think what Brother wait_what is trying to say is that this Steve is trying to steal your fathers place in heaven. (since Jehovas Witneses thing there only are 144.000 places or something) Don't bother, we all know that your father will not go to Heaven unless he is a True Christian anyway!

To you main question: that is awful Mari! A teacher should not say that to his student. You should just ignore him and remeber to not dress like a slut! Then he might think you want him to rape you!

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Default Re: Aparently I, María, would be a 'FINE CONQUEST'..!! Please...! - 05-05-2011, 03:21 PM
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Sister Mari, I think what Brother wait_what is trying to say is that this Steve is trying to steal your fathers place in heaven. (since Jehovas Witneses thing there only are 144.000 places or something) Don't bother, we all know that your father will not go to Heaven unless he is a True Christian anyway!

To you main question: that is awful Mari! A teacher should not say that to his student. You should just ignore him and remeber to not dress like a slut! Then he might think you want him to rape you!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth
No no no! Was no my teacher, Mike, he very respettable guy, was his friend what sayed this.

He want to 'meat me sometime next week' he say to me before I went home.

As if he think he's my type - no way!
And don't worry - I NEVER dress like a harlot Elisabet.

Thank you for explain me the profund reflexing of Mr WW too,

YIC, Mari.

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Default Re: Aparently I, María, would be a 'FINE CONQUEST'..!! Please...! - 05-08-2011, 01:49 AM
Haha .

I can't believe this "man" actually thought you would be worth anything at all! You're not even a tin tither at your local church!

Here's some tips for you:
1) Stop being a slut all the time.
2) Stop going for "drinks" with men who aren't your father or pastor. You are practically begging to get raped.
3) Get a new teacher. You have obviously chosen some sort of sexual atheist predator to learn you American, and on top of this he can't be very good since I can barely understand you half the time.

Actually on the plus side the less of your whining I do understand, the better.

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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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